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U.K. Eastfarthing
P [S] Chaos Halfling



The United Kinkybottoms of Eastfarthing was founded by legendary no-gooder Hambo Kinkybottom to keep the youngsters of the clan from bothering him for money all the time. From the start all the players from the team came from the village of Hobbithong, where most of the Kinkybottoms live, but soon enough Hambo started to recruit some of the cousins from Sickville, and it has been thus ever since.

Vendettas
2005/07/20The goblin Ralou for the killing of chaos halfling Bingo Kinkybottom.
2005/08/17The nurgling Montgomery Scott for the killing of chaos halfling Rimbo Sickville-Kinkybottom.
Montgomery Scotts team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2005/08/17The troll I Eat You for the killing of minotaur Bucephalus.
I Eat You has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2005/08/17The troll Inteligent One for the killing of chaos halfling Tango Kinkybottom.
2005/09/09The beast of Nurgle Jätten for the killing of chaos halfling Mungo Kinkybottom.
This death has been avenged as Jätten fell while wrestling Bull.
2009/01/05The squig Cabbage for the killing of chaos halfling Stumpy Sickville-Kinkybottom.
Cabbages team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2009/01/05The squig hearder Wasp for the killing of chaos halfling Tempo Kinkybottom.
Wasps team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2009/01/09The Skryre slave Hagbart for the killing of chaos halfling Sumo Kinkybottom.
Hagbart has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2010/10/24The notorious nurgling fouler Pusss for the killing of chaos halfling Lombo Sickville-Kinkybottom.
2010/10/24The beast of Nurgle Lord of Scacazza for the killing of chaos halfling Kongo Kinkybottom.
2012/10/30The evil horror Zoop for the killing of chaos halfling Coco Kinkybottom.
Zoop has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2013/04/06The snotling mob Estrin-D for the killing of chaos halfling Dodo Kinkybottom.


Necromisers Nightmare 2012
1. Loss (2) + 0 Kills (0) = 2 points
2. Loss (2) + 0 Kills (0) = 2 points
3. Loss (2) + 1 Kills (10) = 12 points

Total: 16 points


The Wall of Heads - Part of the Hobbithong beautification project since 2005.



The U.K. Eastfarthing formed in july 2005
[Created when Pluto was still considered a planet.]
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull
Chaos Spawn
5 6 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, +ST, Break Tackle
   20 0 1 0 23 0 49/51 240k
(140+100)k
  
2
Plug Ugly
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Multiple Block, Guard, Juggernaut
   17 0 1 0 15 1 38/51 200k
(140+60)k
  
3
Randy Kinkybottom
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step, Block
   26 0 1 0 1 4 25/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Toto Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   12 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
5
Gogo Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
   20 8 3 0 1 2 29/31 95k
(35+60)k
  
6
Mambo Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA, Big Hand
   26 3 2 0 4 3 32/51 105k
(35+70)k
  
7
Yoyo Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Tanto Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Dingo Sickville-Kinkybottom
Carver
6 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Pro, +MA
   25 0 0 0 2 4 24/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
12
Othello Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Horns
 -ma, m 22 0 2 0 0 3 21/31 75k
(0)k
  
13
Bimbo Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Horns
   15 0 3 0 4 1 22/31 105k
(35+70)k
  
14
Drongo Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Yoko Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Lobo "Tommy" Kinkybottom
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Block
   8 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gran Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1640k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1715k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (7/4/15) |TD Diff:-11 (24 - 35) |Cas Diff:-32 (58/21/12 - 76/31/16)
Last Opponent: Buff Rowdy Ponies

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Aphex ChildrensGoblin Cheaters1000k91/1/050k0 - 21000k184/1/140k53k
Small stinky puppetsNurglings1010k182/1/260k1 - 11080k100/1/080k51k
ExpeditionNurglings1110k131/1/130k0 - 31270k242/2/130k57k
Podridos ClubNurglings1140k173/2/150k0 - 11470k185/0/090k64k
Green Snot MachineSnotling1210k80/0/080k1 - 21220k344/5/270k68k
Lek med mina StoraNurglings1120k153/1/170k0 - 11380k205/0/180k62k
Hula-hula warriorsPygmy1170k204/0/050k2 - 01080k100/2/070k57k
Yo Skink Team IISkink1270k133/0/070k1 - 1960k120/1/190k61k
Crackle jack IIChaos Halfling1370k50/1/020k0 - 31550k254/2/070k56k
Ninja GoblinsGoblin Cheaters1300k212/2/060k3 - 01110k51/0/080k73k
United ScalesSkink1390k161/1/080k2 - 21490k160/1/170k72k
Word is BalzacChaos Halfling1430k163/0/180k1 - 01610k122/1/080k86k
We WIBBL Eat You!!Squig Herders1490k173/0/090k2 - 01620k175/1/220k63k
RottenRattazSkryre Slaves1510k101/1/070k0 - 41740k345/3/180k88k
Ze Fat is GoneChaos Halfling1520k222/2/230k2 - 01890k101/1/040k71k
Woodland FriendsAlbion Fae1560k131/0/040k2 - 21570k193/1/180k91k
Triky playersGoblin Cheaters1620k90/0/240k0 - 11890k124/1/090k108k
Euro TrashSquig Herders1680k212/1/270k2 - 01130k111/2/070k59k
PestilencerzNurglings1730k121/1/050k1 - 22530k233/1/350k98k
Smashing to OblivionSkryre Slaves1570k62/1/00k0 - 21760k266/2/090k37k
Cachalan CannibalsPygmy1560k134/1/050k0 - 11770k143/0/040k39k
Hungry, Hungry HipposSquig Herders1590k186/1/020k0 - 21770k215/0/070k35k
Oh, The Horror!Horrors of Tzeentch1610k153/1/020k1 - 21700k130/0/160k27k
Never Bite on the First DateStrigoyan1650k246/0/040k2 - 01550k133/1/040k33k
Ze Incredible BulkSnotling1660k172/2/010k1 - 21480k256/1/140k32k
Buff Rowdy PoniesSquig Herders1460k92/0/040k0 - 11500k184/1/050k32k