ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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The battered and the broken come hither!
For there is salvation at hand.
There is a path to the surface. Rehabilitation is here.
Rehab Successes:
Brown Bog Bunnies. Before 890k, After 920k. TV gain +30k
Christie's Finest. Before 960k, After 1130k. TV gain +170k
Corporate Professionals. Before 830k, After 900k. TV gain +70k
Woodies Going Wild. Before 970k, After 980k. TV gain +10k
Ringmaster Ren's Merry Troupe. Before 970k, After 1010k. TV gain +40k
Black Creepers Before 890k, After 1000k. TV gain +110k
food fest. Before 820k, After 940k. TV gain +120k
Dirty South Greenies Before 880k, After 940k. TV gain +60k
Hämpfling. Before 820k, After 850k. TV gain +30k
Gremlins of Chaos and Fun Before 860k, After 940k. TV gain +80k
Pitchers of Woo [BT] Before 960k, After 990k. TV gain +30k
[T]inker-[T]oy [T]itans Before 910k, After 1070k. TV gain +160k
GensBons. Two visits to rehab at 910k and 960k. Total TV gain +180k
Easygirl Before 910k, After 1000k. TV gain +90k
[JSBBT] Dirty Hobbits Three visits to rehab at 920k, 980k and 960k. TV gain +60k
Cash Bash Destroy Before 810k, After 1200k. TV gain +390k
Dirty Bakers Dozen. Before 940k, After 960k. TV gain +20k
Surprise, Not. Before 880k, After 1000k. TV gain +120k
Four Pillars. Before 930k, After 1020k. TV gain +90k
6 Feet Underworld Before 880k, After 890k. TV gain +10k
[BT 18_19] Out of my way Before 830k, After 1030k. TV gain +200k
We tried:
Salt Lake Sexy Before 930k, After 930k. TV gain +0k
Lost Causes (some are beyond help):
Mootland Borrowers. Before 870k, After 890k. TV gain +30k - Retired
So far there have been no patients who have a net TV loss under the Dr Box Bottom Feeders rehabilition regime. |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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First session of Blackbox Rehab, Sunday 8am server time.
Dr Box Bottom Feeders will be available for treatment. Other volunteers welcome. |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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The clinic doors opened at 7:55am, but nobody was outside waiting to enter.
Too early for the broken? Too late perhaps?
Eventually a lost looking Vampire wandered in. Not a scratch on him. Never even set foot on the pitch before.
Dr Box Bottom Feeder served him a cuppa tea, they had a chat, and he went off on his merry way.
"Maybe we'll see you again sometime", the good doctor said and he closed the clinic door.
postgame edit:
Vamps pregame 970tv, gently nudged to the surface, now 1010tv. Nearly killed a vamp though, yay regen  |
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DaCoach

Joined: Jul 22, 2004
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  Posted:
Nov 05, 2017 - 08:18 |
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Remind me again, what are the range in TV allowed for new teams in box?
And on from there?
Realize I made a TV970 rookie team for one. |
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BillBrasky
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Nov 05, 2017 - 10:05 |
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Keep the Trophy strong.
All hail RAMCHOP! |
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Sp00keh

Joined: Dec 06, 2011
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Nov 05, 2017 - 11:19 |
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I don't think there's a lower limit on TV is there ?
Could take 11 snotlings if you wanted for 220tv.. |
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DaCoach

Joined: Jul 22, 2004
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Nov 05, 2017 - 14:52 |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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A Saturday night in the most populated part of FUMBBL. Drunken fights, damaged trophy teams.
All welcome. Clinic doors open at 22:45. That's less than 10 minutes away.
UPDATE: 8 other teams visited the Box 22:45 Saturday night. TV1000k to TV1720k. Nobody in need of therapy... yet.
3 teams walked past the open doors of the clinic at 23:00. Nobody came in, but a few spat scornfully in the direction of the clinic muttering "monoactivator!"
Clinic doors closed, no luck tonight |
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Throweck

Joined: Feb 23, 2013
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Nov 11, 2017 - 22:48 |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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A session has been booked by a desperate patient.
Friday 22:00 server time
One on one is fine, but group therapy works better. Mark the date and time in your calendar. See you there. |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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Clinic doors open in a little over an hour. Battered Box teams needing treatment, all welcome at 22:00 server time. |
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Joost
Joined: Mar 17, 2014
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Nov 17, 2017 - 20:44 |
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"I can heartily recommend ze doctor. Hardly any loss of blood."
-'Ringmaster' Ren - |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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Two broken underworld patients got to the clinic bright and early, but the doors were still closed. While waiting, they got to talking, and an amazing thing happened. Self help therapy!
Under the Box Before 860k, After 940k
[BT] Undi Ballers Before 850k, After 1050k |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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Sunday night was underworld group therapy night.
Prez's battered UW trophy team received the treatment, and ended the night 110k tv better off. |
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ramchop

Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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That was an intense healing session. But sometimes the downtrodden simply need to accept tough love. And Dr Box Bottom Feeder certainly provided this. Chief therapy assistant Koi dished out the tough love upon no less than 6 of the downtrodden halfings. It was hard for the flings, but growth is hard work. And my how they've grown.
food fest. Before 820k, After 940k.
Enjoy your retirement Koi, you'll be a hard act to replace. |
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