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Favourite beer style
Lager
29%
 29%  [ 25 ]
Stout
35%
 35%  [ 30 ]
Bitter
16%
 16%  [ 14 ]
Pie
18%
 18%  [ 16 ]
Total Votes : 85


jdm



Joined: Nov 30, 2011

Post   Posted: Jan 06, 2021 - 15:00 Reply with quote Back to top

PaddyMick wrote:
...they killed Superfuzz Bigmuff, who was playing his very first game of Blood Bowl, against the advice of his wife and 11 kids, who now no longer have anyone to provide for them...


too beautiful for this world

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FRSHMN



Joined: Feb 25, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 06, 2021 - 18:15 Reply with quote Back to top

If you keep Princess Beer Git on the roster, I'll chip in additional 2$ per leaping touchdown you score with the little fella.

(Leaping has to be part of the "blitz/move to touchdown" action by PBG, but you do not necessarily need to cross the goal line with a leap).

I'll cap these extra bucks at 20$, so once you reach 10 leaping touchdowns, you're free to shift off this burden (if you accept this challenge at all, that is Wink ).
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 06, 2021 - 21:13 Reply with quote Back to top

FRSHMN, you got a deal. The Princess is rescued from 'retirement', and won't be melted down for glue just yet.
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 08, 2021 - 18:09 Reply with quote Back to top

Here we go, activating now for the second game.
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 08, 2021 - 18:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Match report game 2

Silviackk's Human 'raiders from the dark moon' came to raid the box and met with some feirce resistance from your green potty mouth heroes.

Obviously scared, the opposition coach won the toss and chose to kick, playing very cautiously and standing off. Was he hoping for a quick score and weapon bans? He need not have worried - Kryten left his glasses at home and Fawcett Inn Stout hacked off the toes on his right foot when starting the saw.

Frumpy Rumpy managed to convince a catcher to STAY DOWN with her giant fists and smooth pillow talk.
During the stall, President Merkin Muffley was being repeatedly gang fouled, but managed to get to his feet with the help of Butt Cheek Sandwich and put the hurt on a fancy boy blitzer, who got the magic sponge from a desperate coach.

Despite Seymour Butts getting his ass handed to him, and everyone with a weapon except the injured Fawcett getting banned, Barry McCockinner was able to walk it in for the Swear's very first touchdown!!

The second half saw more of the same cautious (scared) play from the Humans, and although the trolls lost interest, the couragous young greenskins managed to hold the line - but then disaster struck.
Poopy Swoop should not really have been marking a Blitzer, but his coach needed him... the poor lad didn't even see the mailed fist until it was lodged in his brain. RIP the little guy who never got to prove he was the Michael Jordan of his generation...

Suddenly the trolls woke up, and the ball carrier seemed to be lacking any protection. Once the ball was on the floor, it was a bloody mess of a scrummage until the ref blew his whistle, and we looked up at the scoreboard in shock.... VICTORY!! BUT AT WHAT COST?!!?
Gnoblar



Joined: Mar 01, 2017

Post   Posted: Jan 08, 2021 - 21:34 Reply with quote Back to top

Im in, please add;

'Ard Nob
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 08, 2021 - 22:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Gnoblar wrote:
Im in, please add;

'Ard Nob


Good man, he will be hired after the next game, nuffle permitting
Storr



Joined: Mar 25, 2020

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2021 - 12:38 Reply with quote Back to top

Noooo, not Poopy Swoop! Dying without even scoring a TTM touchdown Sad
Luckily there is a young talent ready to jump in: Butt Landing
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2021 - 14:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Storr wrote:
Noooo, not Poopy Swoop! Dying without even scoring a TTM touchdown Sad
Luckily there is a young talent ready to jump in: Butt Landing


edit: sorry just remembered, the replacement diver has been taken, via PM, sorry!
Storr



Joined: Mar 25, 2020

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2021 - 21:53 Reply with quote Back to top

That's shocking!
I'm taking the next free player then.
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2021 - 23:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Storr wrote:
That's shocking!
I'm taking the next free player then.


cool ill make a note
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 14, 2021 - 22:56 Reply with quote Back to top

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PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 15, 2021 - 00:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Game 3 match report

Snarling like Sid Vicious at a Led Zeppelin gig, the Swear Box team bus rolled into the stadium and smelled... perfume. A wall of eyelinered emo fans were lining up to buy ticket for their new hotness: Azur's [BBox] Khaine's Pain dark elf squad.

The new romantics were in a rush and the game kicked off without coach paddy realising it. As he was grabbing a punk ipa from the complimentary mini-bar, the recieving elves had somehow got the ball, ran it into our half and fell over, spilling the precious non-vegan inflatable onto the dirt. Ever the opportunist, Fleegle Fluffmuffin ran it the full length of the field to score.

The second half commenced with a deep kick which Princess Beer Git could not recover, and the slender salad eating cheaters stole it and ran it in to tie up the score.

The next drive saw the working class heroes of this narrative go for the TTM to put the game to bed, and Fleegle duly obliged. However it wasn't over; the angst ridden agile silmarillion rejects still had time to try and level it up: if it wasn't for a witch elf slipping, and Richard B Lister having the presence of mind to pick up the ball and foul her into unconciousness, they would have.

2-1 to the gobs
stej



Joined: Jan 05, 2009

Post   Posted: Jan 15, 2021 - 00:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Go go goblins! I see we've earned a few skillups. Great stuff!
Storr



Joined: Mar 25, 2020

Post   Posted: Jan 15, 2021 - 12:38 Reply with quote Back to top

Nice! Keep up the stomping Wink
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