Dscore20
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Joined: Aug 17, 2016
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Aug 16, 2022 - 03:01 |
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Concept: I've seen a LOT of dwarf coaches pop up on fumbbl, and I wondered... what if there was a roster that just said "I really hate dwarves"? I was then watching Aliens and noticed they had really sharp claws. Then this happened in my brain:
0-16 Infant Warriors 50k 6 3 3+ 5+ 8+ Claws G ASP
0-2 Stalkers 85k 8 3 3+ 4+ 8+ Claws, Dodge AG SP
0-2 Adult Warriors 90k 7 3 3+ 5+ 9+ Block, Claws GS AP
0-2 Praetorian Guards 110k 5 4 4+ 6+ 9+ Claws, Prehensile Tail GS AP
0-1 Matriarch Queen 160k 4 5 5+ - 10+ Claws, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Prehensile Tail, Unchanneled Fury S AGP
Re-Rolls: 50k each
Apothecary: yes
Star Player: I don't friggin' know |
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Nelphine
Joined: Apr 01, 2011
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Aug 16, 2022 - 03:18 |
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This amused me. Thank you. |
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Kinks
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Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Aug 16, 2022 - 04:47 |
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Can't fault the reasoning ![Smile](./modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif) |
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MrCushtie
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Joined: Aug 10, 2018
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Aug 16, 2022 - 07:21 |
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Shouldn't everyone have Projectile Vomit to represent all that acid blood spraying about? |
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C0ddlefish
Joined: Sep 17, 2019
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Aug 16, 2022 - 10:01 |
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Except xenomorph acid cannot to hurt the alien, so you'd need Projective Vomit with a +1 modifier |
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koadah
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Joined: Mar 30, 2005
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Aug 16, 2022 - 13:57 |
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I cannot really imagine the aliens being quite this wussy.
For sure, they struggle at distance vs firearms but toe to toe?
"Because just one of those things managed to wipe out my entire crew..."
Surely, they would need a special trait. CAFB.
Every time an alien suffers a cas, the attacker must roll for armour vs claw & MB(+1).
Maybe even every non alien in an adjacent square.
You're gonna need to get working on that Predator team. |
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C0ddlefish
Joined: Sep 17, 2019
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Aug 16, 2022 - 14:44 |
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Actually, surely the linemen should be Facehuggers
5 1 3+ - 6+ Stunty, Dodge, Stab, No Hands |
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Nobby_Nobbs
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Joined: Jan 20, 2021
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Aug 16, 2022 - 14:56 |
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You could make the facehuggers a kind of beer boar positional, as I think making stunty linos would detract from the 'fuck dwarfs' aspect, which is clearly the most important bit. |
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Kondor
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Joined: Apr 04, 2008
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Aug 16, 2022 - 15:41 |
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I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
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I had a few more Blood Bowl applicable lines from one of the greatest Sci-fi movies of all time but they would require extensive censorship.
Anyone have more to add? |
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koadah
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Joined: Mar 30, 2005
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Aug 16, 2022 - 16:06 |
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Probably the most useful. But you probably hear it often enough already.
"Well, that's great. That's just ******' great, man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!"
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"Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!"
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"Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!"
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"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"
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"Not bad for a human."
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"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another elf hunt?"
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"I work for the company. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy."
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"Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this game." |
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Kinks
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Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Aug 16, 2022 - 18:54 |
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Nervermind blood bowl, I think Aliens Vs Dorfs would be an excellent addition to the franchise
I was looking through my icons earlier for something completely unrelated and came across these:
Completely forgot I had an Alien team (sadly in the old HTML format):
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=540641 |
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Kondor
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Joined: Apr 04, 2008
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Aug 16, 2022 - 20:28 |
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Griff-Have you ever been mistaken for a Human?
Zugg - No. Have you?
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You know, Coach, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them F.... each other over for a G..... percentage.
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Private Vasquez: Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.
Private Drake: Go, Vasquez. Kick ass.
Private Vasquez: Anytime, anywhere, man!
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Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
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Ripley: All right, I'm in. |
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Kinks
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Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Aug 16, 2022 - 21:40 |
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koadah wrote: | "Well, that's great. That's just ******' great, man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!" |
That one pretty much sums up how I feel by about turn 2 in most game. |
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