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Should you throw water on a gremlin if it is on fire?
Yes: Fire is dangerous and a small furry creature running around whilst ablaze may spread the fire.
16%
 16%  [ 4 ]
No: More gremlins will create more problems in the long run.
40%
 40%  [ 10 ]
Pie with a mystery filling
44%
 44%  [ 11 ]
Total Votes : 25


The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 03:18 Reply with quote Back to top

If yor pet gremlin woz ter accidentally katch on fire shud yew frow water on it ter put it owt? Askin fer a frend but he needs ter no kwik az iz gremlin iz skreemin reel lowd an I karn't get ter sleep.
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 04:01 Reply with quote Back to top

This is why you always keep a non-water-based retardant on hand when dealing with gremlins. Really any Nash product, just to be safe.

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Nightbird



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 05:18 Reply with quote Back to top

\o/ NOT a dakka or RD post Exclamation
I think I may have won a prop bet Exclamation
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

P.S. What JR said!

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The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 07:59 Reply with quote Back to top

JackassRampant wrote:
This is why you always keep a non-water-based retardant on hand when dealing with gremlins.


Yew karn't say wurds like dat anymore, yew az ter say 'person wiv speshul educational needs', which we kater fer at me University which coincidentally az some free spaces avaliable after we got rid of der kretins oo lost ter Vandybilt on der weekend. Remember, scholarships avaliable to fit gurls an peeple wiv jigsaws.
Happy_Amateur



Joined: Jan 14, 2019

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 09:41 Reply with quote Back to top

kum fite me not so grate gobbo
The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 12:01 Reply with quote Back to top

Happy_Amateur wrote:
kum fite me not so grate gobbo


Kwiet yew before i frow dis flamin gremlin atchya. Get bak inter yer obbit ole!
BaronBucky



Joined: Jun 07, 2023

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 17:12 Reply with quote Back to top

This rules. I want more Great Gobbo content.

Let it burn for sure.
The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 17:44 Reply with quote Back to top

BaronBucky wrote:
This rules. I want more Great Gobbo content.

Let it burn for sure.


Reed me blogz den. Simples.
razmus



Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 20:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Seal the module and evacuate the atmosphere to space. Costs a little in volatiles, but saves in the long run.
(As a bonus, it saves on gremlin disposal later too.)

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The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 22:51 Reply with quote Back to top

I went wiv opshun C, smakkin it round the ed wiv a shovel. Job dun.
SideshowBob



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 09, 2024 - 23:59 Reply with quote Back to top

I say if your mogwai already transformed to a gremlin, its probably too late.
The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 10, 2024 - 02:30 Reply with quote Back to top

SideshowBob wrote:
I say if your mogwai already transformed to a gremlin, its probably too late.


Fank yew Professor Pedantic, I suppose yew iz also gunna tell me ow it iz impossible ter not feed em after midnight dew ter der planet spinnin an stuff. Anyway I solved der problem with a smakk ter der bakk of the ed wiv a shovel which iz wot yew will get if yer dont pipe down.
Rawlf



Joined: Jul 15, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 10, 2024 - 13:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Now that the question is obsolete - what was the mystery filling?
The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 10, 2024 - 14:23 Reply with quote Back to top

Rawlf wrote:
Now that the question is obsolete - what was the mystery filling?


Gremlin
dolphinandrew



Joined: May 09, 2017

Post   Posted: Oct 10, 2024 - 14:41 Reply with quote Back to top

The_Great_Gobbo wrote:
Rawlf wrote:
Now that the question is obsolete - what was the mystery filling?


Gremlin


You shouldn't be fed a gremlin after midnight.
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