The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Oct 09, 2024 - 03:18 |
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If yor pet gremlin woz ter accidentally katch on fire shud yew frow water on it ter put it owt? Askin fer a frend but he needs ter no kwik az iz gremlin iz skreemin reel lowd an I karn't get ter sleep. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Oct 09, 2024 - 04:01 |
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This is why you always keep a non-water-based retardant on hand when dealing with gremlins. Really any Nash product, just to be safe. |
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Nightbird
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Oct 09, 2024 - 05:18 |
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\o/ NOT a dakka or RD post
I think I may have won a prop bet
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
P.S. What JR said! |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Oct 09, 2024 - 07:59 |
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JackassRampant wrote: | This is why you always keep a non-water-based retardant on hand when dealing with gremlins. |
Yew karn't say wurds like dat anymore, yew az ter say 'person wiv speshul educational needs', which we kater fer at me University which coincidentally az some free spaces avaliable after we got rid of der kretins oo lost ter Vandybilt on der weekend. Remember, scholarships avaliable to fit gurls an peeple wiv jigsaws. |
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Happy_Amateur
Joined: Jan 14, 2019
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Oct 09, 2024 - 09:41 |
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kum fite me not so grate gobbo |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Oct 09, 2024 - 12:01 |
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Happy_Amateur wrote: | kum fite me not so grate gobbo |
Kwiet yew before i frow dis flamin gremlin atchya. Get bak inter yer obbit ole! |
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BaronBucky
Joined: Jun 07, 2023
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Oct 09, 2024 - 17:12 |
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This rules. I want more Great Gobbo content.
Let it burn for sure. |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Oct 09, 2024 - 17:44 |
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BaronBucky wrote: | This rules. I want more Great Gobbo content.
Let it burn for sure. |
Reed me blogz den. Simples. |
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razmus
Joined: Jun 23, 2017
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Oct 09, 2024 - 20:11 |
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Seal the module and evacuate the atmosphere to space. Costs a little in volatiles, but saves in the long run.
(As a bonus, it saves on gremlin disposal later too.) |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Oct 09, 2024 - 22:51 |
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I went wiv opshun C, smakkin it round the ed wiv a shovel. Job dun. |
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SideshowBob
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Oct 09, 2024 - 23:59 |
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I say if your mogwai already transformed to a gremlin, its probably too late. |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Oct 10, 2024 - 02:30 |
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SideshowBob wrote: | I say if your mogwai already transformed to a gremlin, its probably too late. |
Fank yew Professor Pedantic, I suppose yew iz also gunna tell me ow it iz impossible ter not feed em after midnight dew ter der planet spinnin an stuff. Anyway I solved der problem with a smakk ter der bakk of the ed wiv a shovel which iz wot yew will get if yer dont pipe down. |
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Rawlf
Joined: Jul 15, 2007
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Oct 10, 2024 - 13:24 |
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Now that the question is obsolete - what was the mystery filling? |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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Oct 10, 2024 - 14:23 |
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Rawlf wrote: | Now that the question is obsolete - what was the mystery filling? |
Gremlin |
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dolphinandrew
Joined: May 09, 2017
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Oct 10, 2024 - 14:41 |
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The_Great_Gobbo wrote: | Rawlf wrote: | Now that the question is obsolete - what was the mystery filling? |
Gremlin |
You shouldn't be fed a gremlin after midnight. |
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