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AoP-Vimes
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The most important quote ever:
<i>Arktoris: Make the TD....or cas your ass trying!</i>

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Best reached CR ever: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2366054>169.98</a> (but 176.96 before the update of the CR-Code)



HA... i found myself:
-Im one proud member of the flachpfeifen <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6225940>AoP-Vimes|ICH|WILL</a>
-<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6123696>AoPus Vimuz</a>... a pity, that i dont think he will last long 8-). But i have the honour to be the first gutter in the team xD.
-<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5376623>One time the Vimes</a>
And another one... he rewarded his team my player as I did for this great game: <a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5512644>AoP-Vimes</a>
-Khornyhorny gave me the dubious honour, too: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5649755>AoP-Vimes (noob)</a>
-And here myself went out under coach Ounimshu: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5690380>Vimes</a> funny enough he got the MVP in the next game we played later =D
-And I found one, who seems to be jelous and wanna kill me :-). What a pity, he is dead already: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5309820>Schattenfried AoPToeter</a>
-And now im a <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7162654>Sheep</a> in the Fumbbl Cup dirigated by SillySod.

<img src="http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5882/larsonaward.png">

Once in the chat:
<i>Fish30: man vimes is a dirty dude but u gotta admire a dude who will kick you every turn regardless
SillySod: vimes is a crazy git :D
SneakyFox: and a silly sod
p4m: we love him!</i>

* hiruma_zeo (~hiruma_ze@128.Red-79-146-49.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
AoP-Vimes: <i>dummdidelumdum</i>
AoP-Vimes: <i>bblast hiruma_zeo</i>
@BowlBot: AoP-Vimes: hiruma_zeo was accessing the website 20 minutes ago.
AoP-Vimes: <i>hmm...</i>
Snappy_Dresser: <i>you scared him away</i>
* Snappy_Dresser (~Snappy_Dr@d216-232-66-60.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit)
* hiruma_zeo (~hiruma_ze@128.Red-79-146-49.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined #FumbblBlackbox
<hiruma_zeo: <i>Hey</i>
<hiruma_zeo: <i>sorry </i>
<hiruma_zeo: <i> I just killed my mouse.</i>




Another Lucky shot: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2114147>Ratzingerz Todezfeinde vs Tribute to Blackbeards</a>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/210474.jpg">


some lucky shots :-) and then:
<Emphasy> pfft
<Emphasy> i would say grats
<AoP-Vimes> , if not?
<Emphasy> if i meant it was deserved:/
<Emphasy> but this was lame:(
<Emphasy> ahh fuck it
<Emphasy> grats:)
<AoP-Vimes> ^^
<AoP-Vimes> :-)
<AoP-Vimes> gratz man
<Emphasy> grats?
<AoP-Vimes> ähem...
<AoP-Vimes> ^
<Emphasy> you cant say grats to me when you outluck my ass
<AoP-Vimes> gratz for ur decision to take like a man :-))))
<Emphasy> you should drop on your knees and show how sorry you are
<AoP-Vimes> rofl
<AoP-Vimes> ^^


perfect Larson for <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4964066>Raspberry II</a> in this match:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2141328>2008-04-01</a>.
She finished it with a RIP.

SMACK:
Rookie: TR 0-100
Experienced: TR 101-125
Veteran: TR 126-150
Pro: TR 151-175
Elite: TR 176-200
Legend: TR 201+
All: Any [R] team TR 0+

To be thought about it:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=52234>Me versus other coaches</a>
<a href=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7938217389287737034&hl=en>MV 6 OT \Frenzy</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blog&coach=2274>SkavenMV7OneTurn</a>
<a href=http://www.bloodbowl-game.com>The PC-Game Homepage</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=9617>Html-Codes for teampages</a>
<a href=http://www.tar.hu/bloodbowl/FUMBBL/Site/fumbbl.htm>JavaCode Desriptions</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=52234>CR Development</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=icons>Link to the player pics</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=13975>Link to the html problem</a
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blog&coach=18139>Numbers for the team table</a>
<a href=http://www.kfoged.dk/fumbbl/ranges.html>Ranged: TT vs Javabb</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=16368>Different racialpix for the field.</a>


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FUMBBL Badges

Games

Easy! Easy! - Has won a game 5-0. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2850466>yeah: 6-0</a>
Good/Great/Superb/WOW - Has won 100/200/500/1000 games.
Reverse Picker - Has won a game playing up 39TS.
Better than Average - Have a 75% win loss record.
Pick Pick Pick - Have a picker and player badge for all R races.


Opponents

Giant killer - Has beaten a player with 180cr<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2185598>Final of the UI IV</a>
Revenge - Beat a player with a 5/0/0 or better VS record
Bow to the Master - Has beaten an Admin
Now I am the Master - Beat the first active person who beat you 5 times
My Bunny is… - Have a 10/0/0 record vs someone


Bashing

Multiblocker - Has killed two people with a single multiblock.
Equal Opportunity - Has killed one of every race.
Slaughterer - Has killed one of every position – complete grid.
Supernova - Has killed a star player.
Big Bang - Has killed every star.
Early Retirement - Has killed a legend.
Unnecessary Violence - Has killed a player by fouling turn 16. <a href=>Looking for the rep, but for sure, i did :-)</a>
Suicide Squad - Kill yourself and your opponent by a both down.
Showboating - Injure every opponent player
Carnage - Kill 5 players in a match.


Passing & Intercepting

Kack Handed Genius - Complete an AG1/2 Longbomb
Brown Bounce - Score with a bounce pass.
Now You See It - Score with a Dump Off.
12th Man - Pass into the crowd then score on the same turn.
Plucking Hell - Intercept needing a 10 or more.
Not Again - Intercept three times in one game.
We can all QB - Get completions with 6 players in a match
Greatest of Ease - Intercept then pass for a TD without moving.
He’s at the 20 the 10….TD - Score with the ball in your own end zone.
I Didn’t See It - Passblock to intercept twice in one match.


Fouling

Relentless - Foul on all 16 turns.
Self control - Get the ref on turn 1 with 2+ Dp then don’t foul.
REF!! - Have 5 players sent off in the match.
I’ll Show You How - Foul every turn with the highest spp player left.
Paul Hicks - Average 12 fouls a game for 20 games.


Clever Plays

Pushed On - Score 1 turn TD with an MA 6 player (no blitz)
Complex - Score with 2 dodge, 2 block, a pass and hand off
Torn Apart - Surf 4 players in one turn.
Less than One Turn - Score on a blitz kick off result.
Dodgy Play - Score needing to make 8 or more dodges.


Player awards – Single Match

Larsson - Get a Larsson (cas, comp, int, td): <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4964066>Raspberry II</a> in this match: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2141328>2008-04-01</a>. She finished it with a RIP.
Perfect Larsson - Get a perfect Larsson (as above with MVP):<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4964066>Raspberry II</a> in this match: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2141328>2008-04-01</a>. She finished it with a RIP.
Frenzy - Cause 5 cas in one match
Quarterback - Make 5 completions in one match
One Turning Scum - Score 5 TD in one match <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7165634>Potze III</a>


Player awards – Lifetime

Back Story - Have a bio for a player of more than 1000 words
I Cannot Die - Get a player with -ma, -st, -ag, -av, n or worse!!
Superhuman - Get a player with +ma, +st, +ag, spikes.
Ancient - Have a player age on every aging roll.
Passer - Have a player with 100 completions
Basher - Have a player with 100 casualties
Finisher - Have a player with 100 TDs
Interceptor - Have a player with 25 interceptions
All Rounder - Have a player with 25cp, 25 cas, 25td, and 5 int
Transfer King - Have a player that has plays for 3 teams.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5145759>Vimez</a> and <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6073729>Vimez</a> and <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6092901>Vimez</a>


Team awards – Single Match

Teamwork - Every member of the squad gains at least 1spp
Off the Gas - Be cleared from the pitch but still win.
Shared Around - Score with 5 different players.
Come Back Kings - Win from 2 behind at half time.
Skilled Up - 5 or more players gain skill rolls.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2848213>Hehehe</a>


Team awards – Lifetime

Galacticos - Have 5 active legends in a single team.
Tenacious - Recover the team from 6 or less players.
Long Lived/Legends - Play 500/1000 games with one team.
Well Known - In chat and say your team name 5 \o/’s = badge
Rich - Have a treasury of 500,000gp
Hard - Have a tr of more than 300
Bashy - Team cas of more than 1000
Passy - Team completions of more than 1000
Scory - Team TDs of more than 1000
Intercepting Kings - Team Ints of more than 200


Smack Talk – Make your boast in public!!

I Choose You - Nominate a player then kill him in the match <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2857523>Done :-).</a>
Fixed MVP - State exactly who will score your hat-trick
One handed - State you will win 3-0 with no cas against
Its Mah Ball - State you will clear the pitch.
High Stakes - Loser retires his team (you must win for badge)


Lucky Git

1/36 - Pow a blodger with the ball, -2db no tackle.
666 - Make a play to score needing three 6’s
Numerical Advantage - Cas 5 players at a kick off
My Fans!! - 5+ opponents stunned on pitch invasion yours=0
Blitzer - Get a 3+ favourable blitzes
My Ref - Ref ignores 5 fouls you make with eye on you.
Favourable Bounce - Ball bounces off 3 opposing players onto yours
Persuasive - Argue the call three times in a row.
Untouchable - Player blocked with 10 dice without falling (1tn)
Rolling on Up - Play through the game without needing a reroll.


Unlucky Bastard

Diced - Finish a match (no reloads) with luck under 25%
Gone Tripping - Fail a GFI to score twice in the same match
Nothing I Can Do - Roll 10 1s or skulls in a row.
… - Roll 6 skulls on a single block.
That’s got to hurt - Have a 100sp+ player killed by a rock.
GET UP!! - Fail 6+ KO rolls in one go.<a href=>Yep, done :-)</a>
Saw Bonehead - Fail 3 consecutive apothecaries.<a href=>Sure, ratz did that some times :-)</a>
Fractured - Fail 6 consecutive regens.
NOOOO!! - Kill a AG 5+ player on a failed dodge.<a href=>Two or three times</a>
Overpowered - Opponent gets ref t1 and t9 with 3 or more dp.


Crazy Skills

Big but Graceful - Leap Blitz with a Big Guy for a cas.
So Uneccessary - 5+ players on a team with Diving Catch
Not Playing That - Have 4 players in a team with claw/rsc
Changer of Ways - Have a player with 5 mutations
Overkill - Have a claw/rsc player and choose mighty blow


TTM

Full Belly - Has eaten 10 goblins
Perfect Fling - Has scored by a TTM directly into the end zone <a href=>Yep, ma Flingerz did</a>
Sniper - Has killed a player with a thrown team-mate
Greet the Fans - Has thrown a team-mate into the crowd.<a href=>One? Thousands...</a>
Bug Your Opponent - Score 3 TTMs in one match.<a href=>Yep :-)</a>


Very Hard – Your opponent must play normally

Lone Ranger - Has scored with one player on the pitch.<a href=>Yep, ma ratzingerz in Ranked did</a>
Major Upset - Has won a major tournament: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=430767>Ulthuan Invitational IV</a>
Non Contact - Win a game with only you not blocking.
Stuck in the Mud - Win a game making no dodge rolls.<a href=>erm... dorfen style?</a>
Piggy in the Middle - Win a game passing every turn you have the ball
Blast em - Kill two players with a single wizard.
Right the First Time - Win 5 consecutive games with no rerolls.
Knocked Down - Win without standing any players up.
Closed Shop - 25 games with a team buying no extra players.
Bland is Best - Get a 200ts team using only linemen.
No 1# - Be the No 1# rated coach in ranked.
Only way is up - Be the worst ranked coach in ranked.


Impossible

%100 Complete - Complete everything in this thread.
loody Hard - Complete your Grid.
Divorce worthy - Play 5000 games with one team.
True Legend - Have an active player with 1000spp
Divine - Make everyone agree about t16 fouling.


Race specific

Necromantic (never played so far)

He’s Back - Rez a player then kill another with the zombie
Flesh Gordon - Score a hat trick with a Flesh Golem
Wight Wash - Get a td, cas and a comp with both wights
I Lych it - Surf and score in a single blitz with a wolf
GHOOOOOL - Score 2td each with 2 ghouls in one match


Orc

Communal Larsson - Have 1 BO score, 1 cas, 1 complete and 1 int.
AG2 FTW - A Black Orc dodges, picks up and completes.<a href=>Yeah, done!4+, 4+, 4+</a>
Deadly Wave - Cause a cas with all four blitzers.<a href=></a>
Last Resort - Score 50 Td with a gobbo
Star Quality - Play a game having hired 5 stars.


Chaos Dwarf (never played)

Bull Dozer - Win 10 games with no Bull Centaurs
Hob Gob - Get a legend Hobgoblin
Chucked Up - Have a strong arm, accurate big guy with 20cps
Block Head - Score two TD’s in 1 game with CD Blockers
Fire in the Hole - Score a TD with Zzharg Madeye’s Blunderbuss


Amazon

Short Handed - 20 games vs Dwarves with a winning record.
Pretty as a Picture - Populate your team with hot women pictures:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=416662>damn you sexists</a>
Strong Woman - Cause 50 Cas with an Amazon.
Reinforcements - Hire Zara and have her kill a Mummy.
Hard Task - Play 20 games at 200+ Ts with a 60% win ratio.


Khemri

Not Evil - Win 10 games with no mummies
Slow and Steady - Score with two mummies in a game
Skelator - Make a Legend Skeleton
Quick and the Dead - One turn with a Blitz-Ra
Just Wrong - Retire an AG4 Khemri uninjured on principle.


Goblin

REALLY stupid - Fail all boneheads for 3 consecutive turns.
Gobbled Up - Have 3 gobbos eaten in one game.
Final Score - Score with a Hail Mary Diving Catch Combo
Small but Deadly - Cause 50 cas with a gobbo
Grab It - Have 5 players with Diving Tackle<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=519752>Bonames Bombaas</a>


Halfling

Did that Branch Move? - Kill a player with a rooted Treeman.
Evil Fling - Kill a player on a -3db:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=452809>WIP but: 3 times damn close :-)</a>
Super Fling - Get 3 Kills with a fling in one game:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5422362>Ma best fouler</a>
Oi Dats My Leg - Make 5 consecutive stunty dodges:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=452809>happens every once in a while with 2 ag4 flingerz</a>
Dirty Beggers - Have a team with 5 or more DP.


Dwarf

Long Beardy Bomb - Complete a long bomb with a Longbeard
So… much… Guard - Put out 11 players with guard for a drive.
Unlikely - 1 Turn with a Longbeard
Honourable Death - Have a TS kill a player using dauntless, then die.
Mustn’t Grumble - Have a team with 50 games but no retirements


Pro Elf

Unusual - Get a 300 TR Elf Team
Clear! - Clear the pitch of an AV9 Team
Star Player - Legend a Catcher
Nasty - Field a team with 6 Mighty Blows
Never Been Done - Win an Elite Smack


Dark Elf

Cauldron of Blood - Kill two players in a match with a witch elf
Stabby - Kill an opponent with Harkans Dagger
Small Beginnings - Legend a Lineman
Fratricide - Kill/SI 100 High Elves
Tackles a Must - Field an all Blodge Team


High Elf

Out of Position - Get 50 Cp with a Dragon Warrior.
Death Star - Hire Prince Morian and get him killed.
Actually Challenging - Make 50 Completions with a PW in 15 Games
Fight the Good Fight - Kill/SI 100 Dark Elves
Brutal Elves - Cause 9 casualties in a match


Wood Elf


Hard and Fast - Cause 50 cas with a Wood Elf Catcher
Boing Boing - Field 6 Players with Leap
Score Quickly - Get a Wood Elf to 51spp in 5 games
Just Another Woodie - Make a Larsson with Jordell
5-0 is too easy - Win a game 7-0


Lizard

Speedy Geckos - Play 25 games with no Sauri and a winning ratio
What a Tale - Kill a player because of Prehensile Tail
Blow Dart - Kill a Str5 + player with a skink.
5 to Pick up - Score 50 td with a Saurus
Cold Blooded - Legend a Skink


Undead

Smack Talk - Win a smack without the Count
Bigger Brothers - Kill/SI 3/4 mummies on a Khemri team
Who Needs Regen - Legend a Ghoul
Wight On - Get a Wight to 51 Spp in 15 games.
Horde Mentality - Score 3 touchdowns with Zombies in a game


Skaven

No Weaklings - Play 25 games with no GR and a winning record
Plague Rats - Play 4 rats with foul appearance.
Expendable - Win when suffering 8 casualties<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachstats>they are damn skaven man...</a>
Mighty Mouse - Get a Str 5 Rat (not ogre)
So Fast - Win 6-0 with all four gutters scoring.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachstats> Yeah, skaven we're talking bout.</a>


Ogres

Duh - Bonehead 5 ogres in a single turn.
Surprise!! - Win a game with no Ogres.
Pro-phalatic - Give all your Ogres Pro.
Big and Brawny - Cause 50 cas in 10 games.
Lupone Clone - Legend a Goblin


Vampire

The Munchies - Bite 6 thralls in one match.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=400790>That was the problem</a>
Dodgy Rule - Score 2 OFAB TDs in one match
Thrall Power - Make a Legend Thrall
Burn the Rerolls - Play 6 Vamps on the pitch for a game
Look into my Eyes - Successfully gaze 3 players then score


Rotters

Going Nowhere - Tentacle 5 players for a turn with no escape
Arm and a Leg - Make a Rotter with long legs and extra arms
Survivable - Give five team members spikes
Beast Lord - Make a Legend Beastman
It’s Lodged Somewhere - Score 10 Tds with your Beast.


Humans

Star Struck - Hire all the Human stars for a match
Lithe and Speedy - Score 20 TD with a catcher in 10 games
Blitz! - Score with all four Blitzers
Vanilla - Legend a Linesman
Ornery Ogre - Make 15spp for an Ogre in a match


Norse

Unexpected - Play 6 Blodge players in a game
Early Risers - Cause 40 Cas in the first 10 games
Feign Death - Kill a player jumping up from prone
Keep Him Alive - Legend a Blitzer
First! - Win a Legend Smack


Chaos

Banzai - Play 4 leaping Chaos Warriors
Star Foul - Kill a player fouling with Borak
Tough Carriers - Only score with CW for 10 games (win. ratio)
No use Crying - Make 10 teams Retire
The Number of the Beast - Legend a Minotaur
Quick Stats
Location
Frankfurt, Germany
Timezone
Europe/Berlin (UTC+2:00)
Member since
October 12, 2007
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams21
Retired Teams39
Total Record535/224/401
Win Percentage56%
Team Averages
Number of Games19.3
TDs Scored Per Game1.7
TDs Allowed Per Game1.4
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.4
Cas. Taken Per Game2.9
Won Tournaments
  Ulthuan Invitational IV
  FUMBBL SMACK Elite CCLXVI
  FUMBBL SMACK Legend CCX
  FUMBBL SMACK Legend CLXXXIX
  UI IV Qualifier: Steel Lantern
  Royal Rookie Rumble XCIX