NO I ain't no gun (although an Azmo gun sounds damn fine), but I sure will put one through you. You is my bitch.


Founder of Full Contact Snap Association, Motorway Long Jump League and CEO of Blind Drunk Swing and Miss Club (non-profit organisation).

My view on Stars? If you see cash and ask before match and the opponent says that it's not for a star then they have to stand by their word. If you don't ask and you walk into Morgh, then it's pointless whining, you got turned over by the sneakier player, just like I did ;)

Favourite tabletop teams - D Elves and H Elves (why none in ranked?). Ask the peckerless EMU fags ;)

PS don't tell people but I'm really Welsh no British. Britain doesn't exist anymore, it's just a load of small provinces kicking off at each other.

Arise my Celtic brothers, that even includes the north west French :) Only joking.

If you offer to play one of my teams when there is a closer rated team but you choose to avoid it, then don't bother asking ;)

If you foul in the 8th turn of the first half, chances are I'll foul you in the 8th turn of the 2nd.

If you're not on GF, don't bother asking for a game, but thanks for the offer ;)

Man this RNG really blows. Nothing against Ski and Christer, this is free and a hell of a site but if there is another RNG available, which doesn't lean towards the big hit, big upset results that simply don't happen with anywhere near this frequency on tabletop, then I would emplore them to use it. It would make elves far more feasible, which they are on tabletop, and stop those fags who shark ranked with low TR stable teams.

Btw - Yes I am that good. I know the coaches who I think are maybe a little better than me and I can count those on my hand. No I don't rely on rediculous luck that a suprizing number of coaches rely on. You know the ones. Those that think that they're getting raped when that 13% play, that they play oh so often, doesn't come off. ;D

Quality quotes:

<Azmo> Your clawfull chaos vs my cds?
<******> No thanks too many guards

Magic ;)