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Chewie
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Introducing the all new, improved and SOBER Chewie!

Yes, i shaved. Get over it.

Currently in the midst of a dice streak of rage quit proportions! Come get your free wins here!

[21:33] <Chewie> aren't gimp suits rubber?
[21:33] <Chewie> ;P
[21:33] <Russo> hmm prolly but then I dont normally wear them :p
[21:33] <Chewie> normally?


DON'T HASSEL THE HOFF!!

I don't accept offers from Amazon teams. Horrible, badly thought out, bland, overpowered roster. Save yourself the time and don't challenge me with 'zons please, the answer will always be no.

[22:44] <pythrr> i ahve no non-cheese teams

Always happy to help newcomers to the site in
cademy.

[i]After playing PaulHicks in [url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2170627]this game[/url], that i challenged him to:[/i]
[23:41] <paulhicks> thanx again
[23:41] <paulhicks> was a fun game
[23:41] <Chewie> anytime mate
[23:42] <paulhicks> ive been on a bit of a downer on fumbbl the last few days... thanx for reminding me why i love this place
Made my evening, that did. :)

[img="https://fumbbl.com/teams/189321.jpg" alt=""][/img]

[b]DON'T CHALLENGE ME IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO CHAT IN GAME[/b]

I admit it: I'm an Elf [b](censored)[/b]...

[R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon]
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: [b]let the Wookiee win[/b].


[img="https://fumbbl.com/i/197706" alt=""][/img]
Go go Wookiee!



[b]Stuff you may or may not need to know...[/b]
Play for a laugh mainly... and i guarantee that at least one of the players will be laughing their t*ts off when i'm playing! Thats the plan anyway...

Mostly play in leagues,they are one of the best features on fumbbl and i suck in [R], but hoping these new-fangled "Stable" thingies will help change that.

[b]Chewie's definitive Opinion on Bloodbowl and how it should be played...[/b]
Foul, stall, flame, gloat, multiblock with claw/block/rsc rip 2 legends.... [i]I don't mind!![/i] Honestly people, in my eyes this is a comedy game. A comedy game that i love, involves both skill and luck, and i have seen far too many peeps take far too seriously. [i]Lighten up will ya?[/i] Or do you need to overcompensate for something? :D
[b]My view on "Cherry Picking"[/b]
I'm not blown away by the concept of "cherry picking" either...i'd just rather that both players have fun and AFAIC, there isn't much chance of the "cherry" enjoying the game if s/he is a noob 'Zon coach coming up against your +35 TS Dwarfs, is there?
Personally, i endeavor to never offer a match up that i wouldn't accept if the roles were to be reversed. Challenge me with a match up stupidly in my favour, and i will ask you if you are sure. If you still want that match, you've made your own bed, get prepared to lay in it!! :P

After spending 2 and a half years working the graveyard shift, i have re-entered the land of the living at work! Yay me! This basically means that i'm free to play after 21.30 bbtime every night, with random days off thrown in here or there... part of me misses 4 days off a week, but it's only a small part! :P

I have a whitelist, if you enjoyed our game (if we've had one), check some of them out.

[b]Cheap plug time:[/b] [i]Join us in #Obba to watch Russo get verbally powned... admission is free, but we have no cake, nor pie.[/i]

Yellowbelly nation ftw!!!!

[b]Oh, and Russo? I love you really, in a hetero-male-bonding sort of way, you dirty yorkie![/b]

[b]I'm a SCUMmer, and we are taking over![/b]
[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4458][img="https://fumbbl.com/i/386094" alt=""][/img][/url]

[b]Proud to be co-founder and co-commisioner of the best football themed league on fumbbl![/b]
[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4262][img="https://fumbbl.com/i/386095" alt=""][/img][/url]
[b]And to our American friends, it is called FOOTBALL, and we invented it first! So enough with the Soccer thing, ok?[/b]

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[b]PM Groups[/b]
[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=group_pm&group=4366]OBBA Staff[/url]
[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=group_pm&group=4458]SCUM Members[/url]
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[b]Past Legends that i have had[/b]
(I expect this to be a very small section :P )
[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4294479][img="https://fumbbl.com/teams/177354.jpg" alt=""][/img][/url][url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5017506][img="https://fumbbl.com/teams/202661.jpg" alt=""][/img][/url][url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=7925715][img="https://fumbbl.com/teams/177354.jpg" alt=""][/img][/url]


[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=gallery2&id=38684]My Gallery[/url]

[url=https://fumbbl.com/help:DirectConnectForDummies]How To Direct Connect[/url]

[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1725549]Playing Sera Whilst Drunk Is Not A Good Idea![/url]

[url=https://fumbbl.com/~hotspurstu]A man after my own heart - always good for a laugh, and he plays better when he is drunk too! :D[/url]

[url=https://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=elfnamer]Elf name generator, nicked from Pizzamogul[/url]

[url=https://fumbbl.com/help:TS+Values+of+Stars]Star Player TS Costings[/url]

[url=https://fumbbl.com/help:SkillList]Skills and chances of ageing[/url]

[b] Channel Fun[/b]

Gritter meets me boy:
[11:47] <Gritter> chewie, i declare your name to be currently inaccurate
[11:47] <Chewie|AFK> it is
[11:47] <Chewie|AFK> but only for a few minutes
[11:47] <Chewie|AFK> stops the pickers too :)
[11:47] <Gritter> unless you can type with the power of your mind
[11:48] <Gritter> then mebbe you are downstaris and actually away from keys
[11:48] <Gritter> i dear, the voices top the voices grit
[11:48] <Chewie|AFK> :D
[11:48] <Gritter> lolz i cant spell
[11:48] <Chewie|AFK> its not chewie typing... hes away
[11:48] <Chewie|AFK> i'm his 3 year old son
[11:48] <Chewie|AFK> :P
[11:49] <Gritter> child prodidgy?
[11:49] <Gritter> you seem more intelligent
[11:49] <Chewie|AFK> genius
[11:49] <Gritter> ;)
[11:49] <;@Purplegoo> lol

[b]Russo Confesses all[/b]
[23:13] <;@Chewie> i am sober
[23:13] <;@Chewie> i only had 1
[23:13] <SeraphimRed> nah man... you're steaming!
[23:13] <Russo> lol and that went a ong way in grimsby
[23:13] <Russo> did you not understand or are you too drunk
[23:13] <;@Chewie> didn't understand
[23:13] <;@Chewie> like i get laid after 1 pint
[23:14] <;@Chewie> your wimmin needs loads to even consider getting off with you
[23:14] <;@Chewie> :P
[23:14] <Russo> well mine is happy to do it and skip the pub bit
[23:14] <;@Chewie> ah
[23:14] <Russo> she likes the woods remember
[23:14] <;@Chewie> the rohipnol kid at work....
[23:14] <;@Chewie> timber!!!!!
[23:15] <Russo> rophinol?
[23:15] *** Chewie sets channel #obba mode +o SeraphimRed
[23:15] <Russo> waht is that
[23:15] *** Chewie sets channel #obba mode +o Russo
[23:15] <;@Russo> hehe
[23:15] <;@Chewie> try it sometime ;-)
[23:15] <;@Russo> lol never heard of it I will googlr it
[23:16] <;@Chewie> date rape drug mate
[23:16] <;@Russo> ahhh
[23:16] <;@Russo> lol
[23:16] <;@Russo> no my looks are too good
[23:17] <;@Chewie> thats why yours chooses to go to the woods at night and insists you take her from behind....
[23:17] <;@Russo> well try [b](censored)[/b] in the woods
[23:17] <;@Russo> it ios great
[23:17] <;@Russo> she loves t
[23:17] <;@Russo> it
[23:17] <;@SeraphimRed> i'm ig btw - not ignoring you too :P
[23:17] <;@Chewie> thought you were gonna say she loves your t*ts
[23:18] <;@Chewie> :P
[23:18] <;@Russo> [url=https://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r146/sarusso/marciaspictures003.jpg]https://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r146/sarusso/marciaspictures003.jpg[/url] <------ my ex
[23:18] <;@Russo> she did not like it in the woods nor in the [b](censored)[/b]
[23:18] <;@Russo> sadly to say
[23:18] <;@Chewie> poor you
[23:18] <;@Russo> hheeh

Same night, further proof, if any was needed, of how much i [b]own[/b] Russo:
[23:47] <Russo_ig> lol I have my ways
[23:47] <Russo_ig> :-P
[23:48] <;@Chewie> i bet you do...
[23:48] <Russo_ig> well I bet you did not feel me buggering you last night in your sleep
[23:48] <Russo_ig> hehe
[23:48] <Russo_ig> I am smooth as a fox
[23:48] <Russo_ig> lol
[23:49] <;@Chewie> i was at work last night, so you must have got the labrador next door
[23:49] <;@Chewie> :)
[23:49] <Russo_ig> lol nope it was definately a very slack hole
[23:50] <;@Chewie> you found your way back to your mums then.... bless
[23:50] <Russo_ig> lol
[23:50] <Russo_ig> [b](censored)[/b]
[23:50] <Russo_ig> :-)

+Russo doesn't even have to be around for me to own him some more... this is what happens when he takes a day off:
[22:07] <;@Chewie> how was the dentist?
[22:08] <Brother-Fu_> brilliant! I paid a [b](censored)[/b] of money to get tortured for an hour and a half!
[22:09] <;@Chewie> sounds like russo's last visit to the [b](censored)[/b]
[22:09] <Brother-Fu_> LMAAAAAAAOOOO!!!
[22:09] <;@Chewie> or farm, as most people call it :P
[22:09] <Brother-Fu_> LOLOLOLOL!!!!
[22:09] <Brother-Fu_> you're on fire tonight!!!

GeeDee plays rough...
[21:36] <GrinningD> lol
[21:36] <GrinningD> one sec, I just have to hit my Girlfriend with a chair
[21:36] <Chewie> go for it :()
[21:37] <GrinningD> done
[21:37] <GrinningD> I think I might have broken ribs now, but alls fair in love and war
[21:37] <GrinningD> and BB

Spubbbba makes with the man love:
[19:15] <+PandaPeon> a lumberjack and I'm ok
[19:15] <Wotfudboy> :-p
[19:15] <+PandaPeon> I sleep all night and I work all day.
[19:16] <Wotfudboy> he kisses men but isn't gay
[19:16] <spubbbba> don't we all
[19:17] <Wotfudboy> erm...
[19:18] <Wotfudboy> eek
[19:19] * spubbbba kisses PandaPeon

[b]Watch out, SillySod's About...[/b]
[10:36] * Mezir bows
[10:36] * JanMattys screams "Pay attention! Bowing when SillySod is around is not safe!"
[10:37] *** Akasuamy quit (Quit )
[10:37] * SillySod uses the diversion to say hello to Jan, from behind
[10:37] * Chewie dropped the soap, and thanks Mezir for picking it up for him
[10:37] <SillySod> o.O
[10:37] <SillySod> the "find out if he's a nice guy act" gone nasty there Chewie
[10:38] <Chewie> :P
[10:38] <Mezir> Relax - chastity belt.
[10:38] * JanMattys runs back to the wall
[10:38] * SillySod is squashed
[10:38] <SillySod> kinda nice tho
[10:38] <SillySod> :P
[10:40] <JanMattys> urgh
[10:40] <JanMattys> You sick
[10:40] <SillySod> sory
[10:40] <;@BowlBot> *** Disgruntled Evangelists II 2 vs 0 Gorgy ***
[10:40] * SillySod would back off but he is stuck
[10:40] * JanMattys would walk away but is stuck too
[10:40] <SillySod> o.O

[b]Hoggy Comes Clean[/b]
[17:10] * Hogshine likes boys
[17:10] <;@Chewie> we know that
[17:11] * Hogshine can't quite believe he typed that

[b]Hoggy rules, sorry Pete :P[/b]
<Hogshine> You wouldn't dare
<Hogshine> None can hurt PeteW
<Chewie> i beg to differ :P

Select an action for James Bexley David Sanderson
Blitz selected.

Solitary Confinement , Choose a block die.
PUSHBACK/POW
PeteW is knocked over.
Player pushed to (21, 7)
(4, 4) + 0, (5, 5) + 0, 5: PeteW has been seriously injured!!
(41) Fractured Leg - Niggling Injury

Waiting for opponent to decide to use apothecary.

(1) Apothecary FAILS!

<Chewie>That's my boy! :D

[b]HotspurStu lets us in on his "career choice"[/b]
[11:28] <hotspurstu> rent boys work mostly on the weekend then?
[11:28] <;@Chewie> dunno
[11:28] <hotspurstu> we do
[11:28] <hotspurstu> :P
[11:28] <;@Chewie> but folk on the weekend night shift at my place tend to work weekends, yeah :P
[11:29] <;@Chewie> stu, you work all weekend cos it takes you that long to find a punter :P
[11:29] <hotspurstu> hmm
[11:29] <hotspurstu> just hang around the houses of parliament
[11:30] <hotspurstu> plenty of johns
[11:30] <;@Chewie> lmao
[11:30] <Russo_IG> hi there....now topic of the day is who buys an expensive proven crock????
[11:30] <Russo_IG> any takers...
[11:30] <Russo_IG> sold to you there in the white footie shirt
[11:30] <Russo_IG> :D

[18:22] <Russo> woohooo Utd 3 - Pool 0
[18:22] <Russo> :P
[18:24] <+Chewie> you had a homer. 'nuff said.
[18:25] *** pac sets channel #WhiteIsle mode +o Chewie
[18:25] *** Chewie sets channel #WhiteIsle mode +b *!~Russo@91.107.161.184
[18:25] *** Russo was kicked from #WhiteIsle by Chewie (Kick!)
[18:25] <;@Chewie> :P
[18:25] <;@Chewie> !down

[b]Azrahn lets us in on his travel plans:[/b]
[23:11] <;@Chewie> where you off az?
[23:12] <Azrahn|ig> all over the place, yet to be firmed up but definately Fiji and Thailad where I plan to spend no time at all near a computer! :)
[23:12] <;@Chewie> ah
[23:12] <;@Chewie> ladyboys
[23:12] <;@Chewie> ;P
[23:12] <Azrahn|ig> *Thailand
[23:12] <;@Chewie> you were right with Thailad :)
[23:12] <Grit|obba> lmao
[23:12] <Azrahn|ig> hehe, not for me, but whatever floats your boat! ;)
[23:12] <;@Chewie> your freudian slip dude, not mine :D
[23:13] <+G_Force|IG> T16 passblock intercept saves the 1-0 win on the EZ line :)
[23:13] <;@Chewie> :)
[23:13] <Azrahn|ig> lol, one second while I smash this keyboard against the wall :)
[23:13] <Nicodemus1> !8ball will azrahn look for a ladyboy similar to Chewie?
[23:13] <;@Nuffle> Nicodemus1: In your dreams.
[23:14] <Nicodemus1> !8ball will Azrahn look for a girl that looks like chewie?
[23:14] <;@Nuffle> Nicodemus1: Could be, could be.
[23:14] <;@Chewie> !8ball will Azrahn find a ladyboy called Nicodemus1?
[23:14] <;@Nuffle> Chewie: Absolutely!

[b]Main chat, after [url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2494145]this game VS the Hellfish[/url][/b]
[17:46] <Chewie> you are a lucky picker, JanMattys
[17:46] <Ameranth> strip just gets the ball off him, and that assumes he has the ball
[17:46] *** flash quit (Ping timeout)
[17:46] *** Damos quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[17:46] <Chewie> and you drew.
[17:46] <Ameranth> if hes not the ball carrier, it does no good
[17:46] <Ameranth> knocking him down for the foul gets him out of the game :)
[17:46] <JanMattys> I am a lucky picker
[17:46] *** Chewie changed nick to Chewie|Teatime
[17:47] <JanMattys> And I drew
[17:47] <Chewie|Teatime> you suck.
[17:47] <SillySod> true
[17:47] * Ameranth misread that as teattime
[17:47] <JanMattys> And still, tastes like a win to tie vs you elfMastah
[17:47] <JanMattys> And I suck.
[17:47] *** thoro quit (Quit )
[17:47] <JanMattys> All true.

[b]Oddness in main[/b]
[18:18] <Mightypeon> bblfg Chewie
[18:18] <Kryten> FAEL
[18:18] <Mightypeon> :D
[18:18] <Mightypeon> indeed
[18:18] <;@BowlBot> *** Danish Huskeys 1 vs 3 Cherry Pick Meee ***
[18:18] <Mightypeon> I am the UBERFAIL
[18:18] <Kryten> you haven't got any teams named after mighty Chewie

[23:51] <Manluf> ok I accept manlove as my nickname lol
[23:51] <Chewie> good man. bow to the inevitable
[23:51] *** SuperMirkoGalaxy quit (Quit )
[23:51] <Chewie> ;)
[23:51] <akhad612> Akhad612 (146.12) Necro 129/135
[23:51] <Mr_Foulscumm> \o/
[23:51] *** Kryten changed nick to Kryten^AFK
[23:51] <Chewie> it's what fouly wants you to do :P
[23:51] * Mr_Foulscumm unzips
[23:51] <Mr_Foulscumm> he knows me so well :)

[b]Ingame snippets[/b]
<paulhicks> the 1 turn in the whole game you DONT have shitty luck and you score on my full team with 2 players. can you imagine how much i'll loose by the day we get an even game? :D
<Chewie> it'll never happen :)

I found this funny, i'm not sure why:
[13:38] *** Now talking to truckerpunk
[13:38] <truckerpunk> Hi. 'Your elves need a recovery game? My skaven might be just what you are looking for... [url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=522986]https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=522986[/url]
[13:38] truckerpunk is ~truckerpu@2204ds3-ryv.0.fullrate.dk purple
[13:38] truckerpunk on #Fumbbl
[13:38] truckerpunk using *.fumbbl.com FumbblNet
[13:39] <Chewie> wow
[13:39] <Chewie> 36TS difference
[13:40] <Chewie> and judging by your teams stats, i can see that you make this sort of offer frequently
[13:40] <truckerpunk> Not really. Sometimes...
[13:40] <truckerpunk> Right now there are only bashers with TR around 190
[13:41] <Chewie> so?
[13:41] <Chewie> play them.
[13:41] <Chewie> i do. ;)
[13:41] <truckerpunk> OK. Maybe you're right. Good luck though.
[13:41] <Chewie> and look for an EVEN game - you might find you enjoy a challenge, now and then.

[b]Pyth is a divvy[/b]
[22:37] <;@Chewie> [R] 2 / 8
[22:37] <;@Chewie> 100% Chewie (168.74) (248/233) Elf 3 - 2 Chaos Dwarf (247/191) (169.29) pythrr Beta 8.9
[22:37] <;@Chewie> Lifrig-Pool's Kopite Kings China Rises (Spectate)
[22:37] <pythrr> \o/
[22:37] <pythrr> 233 v 191? u picker!
[22:38] <;@Chewie> you chose what team to join with!
[22:38] <pythrr> filthy pickers!
[22:38] <pythrr> the shame!
[22:38] * Chewie looks at where his ff27 should be
[22:39] <;@Chewie> you div - last time i let you choose the teams in an attempt to pick me :P
[22:39] <pythrr> yup, and we fael
[22:39] <;@Chewie> this is going in teh bio, btw
[22:39] <pythrr> hehe, unbeaten!
[22:39] <pythrr> amusing game tho

[b]We love you Hoggy[/b]
[21:01] <;@Chewie> if i wanted to beat kids who can't play all the time, i'd make Hoggy play more.
[21:10] <Hogshine> Ooh, Chewie our head to head is 3/1/3. :O
[21:11] <;@Chewie> i would have been pissed :P
[21:11] <Hogshine> Though if we discount 1v1 games (and I think we should) I'm winning 2/0/1 :P
[21:11] <Hogshine> Lol
[21:11] <Hogshine> You did win one of them 7-0. :(
[21:11] <;@Chewie> did i?
[21:11] <;@Chewie> \o/
[21:12] <Hogshine> [url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1996061]https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1996061[/url]
[21:12] <Hogshine> You niggled PeteW :(
[21:12] <;@Chewie> ah yes - right after you stated: <Hogshine> You wouldn't dare
[21:12] <;@Chewie> <Hogshine> None can hurt PeteW
[21:12] <;@Chewie> <Chewie> i beg to differ :P
[21:13] <Hogshine> Lol
[21:13] <Hogshine> That sounds like me. :D
[21:13] <Hogshine> Pfft. That was a 1v1 match, and thus doesn't count. :P
[21:14] <;@Chewie> discounting gimmick games, we are 1-1
[21:15] <;@Chewie> the 4v 4 doesn't count either
[21:15] <Hogshine> Bah!
[21:15] <Hogshine> You would say that. :P
[21:15] <Hogshine> It's almost as biased a decision as when I decided we should discount 1v1. :D
[21:15] <;@Chewie> almost
[21:15] <;@Chewie> but not quite :P
[21:15] <Hogshine> Lol
[21:16] <Hogshine> Ooh, we're only .09 apart in CR as well. :O
[21:16] <Hogshine> Though my win % is 2 higher. :D
[21:16] <Hogshine> I think we should use win% as the relevant statistic here. >:/
[21:17] <;@Chewie> nah. CR
[21:17] <;@Chewie> it's the accepted yardstick you know :P
[21:17] <Hogshine> Boo. :P
[21:17] <;@Chewie> your chaos want a game? ;)
[21:18] <Hogshine> How much money can they spend? :P
[21:19] <;@Chewie> how much have they got?
[21:19] <Hogshine> 240k iirc
[21:20] <;@Chewie> as much as you like.
[21:20] <Hogshine> Ooh, I'm tempted to blow it all on wiz+morg+borak :D
[21:20] <;@Chewie> go for it :)
[21:20] <Hogshine> But nah, I'll just let my tackle-less chaos be picked by your noob elves :P
[21:20] <;@Chewie> they've no tackle?
[21:21] <Hogshine> Nope
[21:21] <Hogshine> Had some
[21:21] <Hogshine> I think
[21:21] <Hogshine> maybe not actually
[21:21] <Hogshine> When do elves ever accept games against claw chaos in R? :)
[21:21] <Hogshine> Blodgers I can deal with using frenzy anyway, it's only when they get SS too that they get really annoying...
[21:21] <;@Chewie> when they ask me
[21:21] <Hogshine> Pfft, I don't play you. What if you won? :P
[21:21] <;@Chewie> i have blodging SS'ers :)
[21:22] <Hogshine> Yeh, I saw :(
[21:22] <Hogshine> p: hoggy
[21:22] <Hogshine> On sweden3
[21:22] <;@Chewie> on the way
Now, at the end of the game:
<Chewie> funny as fcuk game matey
<Hogshine> Hehe, you would say that. :P
<Chewie> you ought to play more
<Chewie> then you MIGHT get as good as me.
<Chewie> :P
<Hogshine> Yeh, I know... :P
<Hogshine> I dunno about that
<Hogshine> Attainable targets and all that... :P
<Hogshine> Cheers man, grats on taking the lead ;)
<Chewie> lol, that just made my bio :)
<Hogshine> /me is glad he didn't try to make that into a pink slip match now. :P
<Chewie> lmao
[22:36] * Hogshine feels dirtied. :(
[22:37] <;@Chewie>[url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2870648]The game[/url]
[22:38] <James_Probert> \o/
[22:38] <James_Probert> nice one chewie
[22:38] <Hogshine> Pfft, don't encourage him. :P
[22:38] <James_Probert> :P
22:39] <James_Probert> now your CR's are considerably differernt
[22:43] <Royston|BBB> Sweet win Chew.

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Note to self: Zons 10, Chaos 5, Gobbos 10, Lizzies 2, Necro 10, Rotters 10, Ogres 8, Vamps 10, Woodies 8


[17:01] <;@Chewie> nobody wants to play my elves :(
[17:02] <Araznaroth> sure its your elfs?
[17:02] <Araznaroth> :D
[17:02] <;@Chewie> it's my elves, yeah... i KNOW i'm linking the right page :P
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[17:03] <Araznaroth> well I ment sure its not you they dont wanna play:D
[17:04] <Araznaroth> kinda lame joke:)
[17:04] <;@Chewie> why would they turn down harmless me and my harmless elves?
[17:04] <;@Chewie> ;)
[17:04] <Araznaroth> :D
[17:04] <;@Chewie> i think i make the elfballers nervous.
[17:04] <Araznaroth> hehe:)
[17:05] <;@Chewie> they see that my last game was against Kill Crazy Khemri and they cower at their perception of the size of my balls ;)
[17:05] <Araznaroth> rofl

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Timezone
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Member since
December 12, 2006
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams6
Retired Teams115
Total Record618/243/517
Win Percentage54%
Team Averages
Number of Games11.4
TDs Scored Per Game1.6
TDs Allowed Per Game1.4
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.1
Cas. Taken Per Game2.4
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