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DonTomaso
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dontomaso (37612)
Overall
Super Star
Overall
Record
16/13/10
Win Percentage
58%
About
<b>Funny incidents here on Fumbbl</b>

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<b>You compare this to Starsky and Hutch?</b>

<red> this game is like a semi-good tv-movie you can't decide wether to leave or to keep watching.. :)
<blu> exactly
<blu> a lot going on, but none of the real exciting stuff

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<b>Funny TTM-attempt with a snotling</b>

Teammate helps REALLY STUPID player.
(5) REALLY STUPID roll passed.
ALWAYS HUNGRY roll(1) fails.
(1) Team-mate is eaten!
Move ended for Smasher
Pass action used.
(6) Rip regenerates.
Ball moved to ( 14, 8 )

--- How did regenerate work? Where did he pop out?

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<b>Insulting gamecomments, erased, but here saved</b>

Prinz (lost 2-0) and said to Prudo: quite a feat of luck to find the buttons to launch to client when you're this demented

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<b>Is it never to late to play BB?</b>

<Deft> deft bblfg dirty
<Deft> bbelfg dirty
<Emphasy> no more drugs for you

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<b>How do I do what..?</b>
(I am 'red' below... I'm facing WhinySpleenmasher.)

<blu> WHY COULD I NOT HAND OFF TO THE SNOT
<red> Hehe...
<blu> FUCING GAME!
<red> Because it is mine?
<blu> fuck
<blu> i am done
<blu> this is not funb
<blu> fun
<blu> bored
<blu> fucking
<blu> fucking
<blu> bored

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<b>Say what? Again?</b>

[13:02] <pwn3d> Enar we feel that r quite aguile for ratz right now, what do u think?
[13:02] <pwn3d> agile*
[13:02] <pwn3d> or whatever that pronounce
[13:02] <Astaraell> Agile was right
[13:03] <pwn3d> ty
[13:03] <maznaz> The rest wasn't.
[13:03] <LicentiousHamster> Haha
[13:03] <pwn3d> so Enar what should it be retreat?
[13:03] <pwn3d> or battle?
[13:04] <pwn3d> of common dont skirmish, just answer
[13:04] <pwn3d> ;]
[13:05] <;@AxeMurder> urgh
[13:05] * maznaz installs the babelfish

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<b>Nuffle HATES AG 6 </b>

Sixa Ghosttraveller was an AG 6 Witchelf. The 16th turn. Apo is used, of course.


Select an action for Sixa Ghosttraveller
Blitz selected.
(1) Sixa Ghosttraveller trips and falls trying to go for it!
Team re-roll used.
(6) Go for it successful.
(1) Sixa Ghosttraveller trips and falls trying to go for it!
Move ended for Sixa Ghosttraveller
(5, 4) + 0, (4, 6) + 0, 5: Sixa Ghosttraveller has been seriously injured!!
(52) Damaged Back - Niggling Injury

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<b>Two guys at the endzone</b>

Hand off selected.
Move ended for Sergei
Ball moved to ( 27, 2 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Friedrich Schlaagsahne
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Scatter roll: 8
Ball moved to ( 26, 2 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Sergei
TARGET: 4 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Scatter roll: 4
Ball moved to ( 27, 2 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Friedrich Schlaagsahne
TARGET: 4 --- ROLL: 5 + 0 = 5
Friedrich Schlaagsahne scores a touchdown!Hand off selected.
Move ended for Sergei
Ball moved to ( 27, 2 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Friedrich Schlaagsahne
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Scatter roll: 8
Ball moved to ( 26, 2 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Sergei
TARGET: 4 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Scatter roll: 4
Ball moved to ( 27, 2 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Friedrich Schlaagsahne
TARGET: 4 --- ROLL: 5 + 0 = 5
Friedrich Schlaagsahne scores a touchdown!

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<b>Can't blame the guy for trying...</b>
(From main chat...)

[20:12] <makina> bowlbot
[20:12] <makina> your orc against my amazon?
[20:12] <makina> bowlbot?

[20:13] <Khor_Varik> he will not accept :P

[20:13] <makina> why?
[20:13] <Khor_Varik> ask him in private...
[20:13] <makina> ok

* Kill-kill tries to decide if he is joking

[20:16] <makina> miami
[20:16] <makina> wanna play
[20:16] <makina> ?

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<b> This must be happiness. </b>
<i>Jens is a skink. He blocks with three dice against him. On the re-rolled block, three pows comes up.</i>


Select an action for Jens
Block selected.

3 db Block re-rolled.
Team re-roll used.
POW
Move ended for Jens
'Ripper' Bolgrot is knocked over.
Player pushed to (16, 2)
(6, 5) + 0, (6, 4) + 0, 5: 'Ripper' Bolgrot has been seriously injured!!
(45) Smashed Hand - Niggling Injury
(3) 'Ripper' Bolgrot does NOT regenerate.
(1) Apothecary FAILS!

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<b>Comments on my BBLFG-joke </b>

<i><DonTomaso> bblfg black|petite|women|doing|nasty|stuff
<;@BowlBot> DonTomaso (159.71): Norse 129/137, Lizardmen 102/104, Skaven 100/101, Khemri 107/104, Nurgle's Rotters 109/98, Amazon 107/95 </i>

<Synn> O_o
<Synn> nice DonTomaso

<Tymless> heh

<Manbush> LOL
<Manbush> awesome

<Kenty> \o/

<Gunslinger> sounds like my gf...

<KenThis> lol
<KenThis> don that is funny

<Crazy_Lemur|Elite> lol don

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<b>Cherrypicking gone wrong</b>
Infamous cherrypicker Tuamadre played Kingoffighters,
and that guy knew what buttons to push. Tuamadre lost
and got angrier and angrier. Here is just a tiny sample.

<Tuamadre> if i put dawn your blitz i win
<Tuamadre> lol
<red> cant let that happen :)
<Tuamadre> shut up pls
<red> lol
<Tuamadre> you move players at random
<red> agreed, does it confuse you?

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<b>Synn's return, after 9 months hiatus</b>

[19:08] <;@BowlBot> *** Fun with Goats 0 vs 3 Vailwynd Valiant's ***
[19:08] <DonTomaso> Good to see Synn put in place on his return game... :)
[19:08] *** Synn quit (Ping timeout)
[19:09] <;@Greedy> oh DT see what you did
[19:09] <;@Greedy> now Synn rage wuited
[19:09] <;@Greedy> ;P
[19:09] *** Synn (~Synn@c-98-228-231-123.hsd1.il.comcast.net) joined
[19:09] <DonTomaso> hehe.. yeah, I noticed.... that's going straight to my bio.. :)


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"If you constantly feel unlucky, chances are you suck."
Quick Stats
Location
Gothenburg, Sweden
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
February 19, 2005
Game Statistics
Coach Rating1582
Coach Standing328
Ranked Games Played39
Active Teams5
Retired Teams154
Total Record898/419/644
Win Percentage56%
Team Averages
Number of Games12.3
TDs Scored Per Game1.6
TDs Allowed Per Game1.3
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.5
Cas. Taken Per Game2.1
Won Tournaments