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DrDrink
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<Dreadclaw> It's because of the halfling.. incident..
<Dreadclaw> if it hadn't have happened
<Dreadclaw> not in that manner
<Dreadclaw> if only..
<Garlak> The halfling ... incident?
<Dreadclaw> but that's history
<Dreadclaw> When i first joined fumbbl
<Dreadclaw> i was a very nice non-bashy coach
<Dreadclaw> i promised myself, i'd never grow attached to players
<Dreadclaw> Then, one faithfull day.. i made a halfling team
<Dreadclaw> it was fun, i even won some games
<Dreadclaw> and then, from out of the huge halfling casualty heaps
<Dreadclaw> a hero emerged
<Dreadclaw> A halfling demi-god
<Dreadclaw> Pagan Leadpants
<Dreadclaw> Somehow.. i grew attached to the bugger
<Dreadclaw> no...
<Garlak> Pagan Leadpants
<Dreadclaw> str3 ag4 block dt sidestep fling
<Dreadclaw> He made casualties
<Dreadclaw> intercepted a ball
<Dreadclaw> threw completions
<Dreadclaw> He WAS the team
<Dreadclaw> and i... grew more and more fond of the little hero
<Garlak> and then he was whooped
<MrMojo> this brings tears into my eyes
<Dreadclaw> Then.. one faithfull day... i played some other mootmen
<Dreadclaw> They BRUTALY viscerated Pagan... the apothecary rushed in and saved the lad, i sighed of relief
<Garlak> And they did it again?
<Dreadclaw> but another fling just ran in and undid the apothecary's work..rebreaking his neck.. a huge SNAP was heard..and pagan was no more
<MrMojo> no!
<Dreadclaw> He died 2x in one turn.. it wasn't just Pagans Neck that snapped ^.^
<Simsa> yeah!
<Garlak> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Sceadeau> hahaha
<Smess> lol
<B0RB0R> nice story ;)
<ribeye74> only a fling could die twice in 1 turn...lol
<MrMojo> nope
<Garlak> He should be in the orbituaries
<Tymless_Work> i think that might make me Bashy
<Nemerus> I can almost see the tears....
<Dreadclaw> I never looked back since. I wanted to fry every last player in the bbowl world for the cruel fate they bestowed on pagan..and the trauma it left on me
<Simsa> without this event, dredclaw wouldn't be the nice, fairplaying dreadclaw we know
<MrMojo> ah it all becomes clear
<Nemerus> Hey idiot, it's dead
<Nemerus> :)
<Dreadclaw> I've not been able to make a successfull halfling team since..it tears at the soul
<borderline> i feel you dreadclaw. i'm thinking of the Path of Wuhan after my 2 last games...
<Dreadclaw> so now i seek shallow retribution by making other people feel the suffering i had to endure =)
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Great Moments in BB
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#1

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=501311 target=_blank>EWA vs. Badass Monkey</a>

(RR used on useless block)
<dtahyaio> ouch :P
<MadTias> oops
<dtahyaio> can't get any worse, right? ... right?
<dtahyaio> bah lets go kill my wolf
(Wolf trips on GFI for touchdown, and wolf dies)
<dtahyaio> omfg
<MadTias> nooooooo
<dtahyaio> I DIDN'T MEAN SERIOUSLY!

#2

The brutal slaying of <a href= http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=568392 target=_blank>Dues Ex Adnihilo</a>, my roommate's late dark elf team.
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I've been in the top 40 coaches before, but lately I've stop caring as much. Much healthier this way.
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(Stolen from Hank's Bio)
How to solve the 'two-ball' client bug:

> reload with .inc
> sync
> end the turn
> reload again with .dat
> problem solved
> you just can't move the ball carrier before you reload with .dat
due to the two ball issue caused by the sync
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Location
Lawrence, KS, United States
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
January 25, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams22
Retired Teams39
Total Record253/66/112
Win Percentage66%
Team Averages
Number of Games7.1
TDs Scored Per Game1.9
TDs Allowed Per Game1.1
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2
Cas. Taken Per Game1.9
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