Will play for food. On second thoughts, will do pretty much anything for food. My hobbies include photography, wargames and not playing Shades_Steelfist unless I have to.
The best way to reach me is on IRC - <b>if I'm on FUMBBL.com but you can't see me in #fumbbl on IRC, try a <span style='color:#f00;'>/query</span></b> as I may be in another channel or just lurking, watching my notify list. If we're scheduled to play and I'm free, you'll be on my notify list and I'll msg you anyway.
If we're scheduled to meet in a league game I can be fairly flexible and - given notice - I'm sure we can find a mutually convenient time. Why not look to see if I'm on IRC to arrange our game?
I much prefer playing in leagues to ranked games (my real life team are halflings and won 3* of their 12 league matches last season! Go <a href="http://aftermath-leagues.co.uk/bb/show_roster.php?id=8">Mozzies</a>!).
<div style='float:left; width: 200px; padding: 10px; margin: 10px 10px 10px 0; border: 1px solid black; background-color: #ff9;'><b><span style='color:#900;'>Warning</span></b>: I like to chat in game. Not replying isn't likely to stop me so you might as well join in the conversation!</div>
I like to have fun while playing. Stalling and fouling are fine although I tend not to do either much (on average I get fouled four times for every foul I make). If you foul what I consider to be excessively I may well moan (and avoid playing you again, if I can) but I do try not to complain about the dice and offer genuine sympathy if you're the one getting Nuffled.
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<table align='center' cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style='text-align: center; width: 660px; border: 1px solid black;'><!--
--><tr><th>Game #</th><th>Record</th><th>Win%</th><th>[R]</th><th>[L]</th><th>
</th><th>[U]</th><th>[B]</th></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td> 1- 25</th><td>7/4/14</td><td>36%</td><td>20</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>4</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td> 26- 50</th><td>4/9/12</td><td>34%</td><td>13</td><td>7</td><td>0</td><td>4</td><td>1</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td> 51- 75</th><td>5/2/18</td><td>24%</td><td> 5</td><td>20</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td> 76-100</th><td>4/6/15</td><td>28%</td><td> 0</td><td>21</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>4</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td>101-125</th><td>7/6/12</td><td>40%</td><td> 1</td><td>23</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td>126-150</th><td>7/2/16</td><td>32%</td><td> 1</td><td>23</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td>151-175</th><td>5/5/15</td><td>30%</td><td> 2</td><td>23</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td>176-200</th><td>6/5/14</td><td>34%</td><td> 0</td><td>25</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td>201-225</th><td>8/2/14</td><td>36%</td><td> 0</td><td>25</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td>226-250</th><td>8/7/10</td><td>46%</td><td> 0</td><td>25</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--></table>
<table align='center' cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style='width: 660px; border: 1px solid black;'><!--
--><tr><th>Feat</th><th style='text-align: left;'>Details</th></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Biggest Win</td><!--
--><td><b>5-0</b> vs <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2292256">London Waspz</a> (145 Mini-League)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Heaviest Defeat</td><!--
--><td><b>0-5</b> vs <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2267739">Darkforest Avengers</a> (Ranked)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most Casualties Caused</td><!--
--><td><b>6</b> vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2523124">Pink Foot Panthers</a> (ROFL League)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most Casualties Suffered</td><!--
--><td><b>7</b> vs <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2546833">Azguardians</a>** (ABBA)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most successive wins</td><!--
--><td><b>4</b> (Games 249-252)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most successive defeats</td><!--
--><td><b>7</b> (Games 85 to 91)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most successive draws</td><!--
--><td><b>2</b> (eight times)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Longest unbeaten streak</td><!--
--><td><b>4</b> games (Games 8 to 11 - a long, long time ago - and 249 to 252)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Longest winless streak</td><!--
--><td><b>13</b> games (Games 79 to 91 - includes the successive defeats record)</td></tr><!--
--></table>
<table align='center' style='border: 1px solid black; width: 240px; margin: 0 auto;'><tr><td rowspan='3'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/teams/269605.jpg' style='height:100px; width: 100px;'></td><td rowspan='3'>vs</td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td></tr><tr><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td></tr><tr><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td></tr><tr><td colspan='5' style='text-align:center;'><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=69016">My unenviable head-to-head record</a>.
Are you in there somewhere?</td></tr></table>
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I'm currently playing in the following leagues: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=5406">Albion Blood Bowl Association</a>, the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6407">Dark Tower Championship</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4262">OBBA</a>, all things <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=3449&show=23128">White Isle</a> and its Stunty <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6294">W.I.L.I.E.S.</a> and am on the staff of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6202">W.I.B.B.L.</a> and am responsible for <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=5865">Really 'Opeless FUMBBLers' League</a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6229">We don't need no steenkin' rerolls</a>.
I did play a season in the <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4167">No Block League</a> and the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=5533">Dauntless Athletic League</a> but these groups seem to have died. That's a shame. I stepped in for someone in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6249">Halobowl</a> but that didn't seem to work out for me, so I left at the end of the seaon. I also played a couple of season in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2922">145 Club</a> mini leagues, but got frustrated by the open round robin format and not being able to track down coaches after they'd lost their first couple of games. Spoilsports! My orcs and goblins are taking a break from <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6084">Which Orcs Go Fasta</a> but are likely to return at a future date - I was just in too many leagues! That's why I only played for a couple of season in the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6340">White Isle Fringe</a> but I's strongly recommend it for it route through to the WIL proper.
<hr>
<b>No proxies? Bah</b>
Direct hosting? Great idea, but my router won't let me host. Well, it will. It just won't let you join the game. Bah (again).</div>
<hr>
<b>Well, I found it amusing ...</b>
[21:28] <foresttim> Russo would foul his Gran friendly or not :)
[21:28] <;@Shades_SteelFist> lol
[21:28] <Boba-WIBBL_Ruler> LOL
[21:30] <;@Emrys> Ah. but Russo's gran would probably have started it
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[21:31] <foresttim> Yeah she 's dirty too :)
[21:31] <;@Emrys> (randompuppet will be thinking he's just missed a saucy exchange)
[21:31] *** randompuppet quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> [url=http://www.hydrairc.com/]http://www.hydrairc.com[/url] <- Now with extra fish!)
[21:32] <;@Emrys> Told you
[21:33] <foresttim> Hehe we scared him off
[21:34] <;@Shades_SteelFist> lol
<hr><div style='font-size:0.8em;'>* Ok, ok. So one of the wins was a forfeit. So what? We still got the points!
** Watch the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2546833">replay</a> if you want to learn how to play like a complete and utter #### in a league environment</div>
--><tr class='odd'><td> 1- 25</th><td>7/4/14</td><td>36%</td><td>20</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>4</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td> 26- 50</th><td>4/9/12</td><td>34%</td><td>13</td><td>7</td><td>0</td><td>4</td><td>1</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td> 51- 75</th><td>5/2/18</td><td>24%</td><td> 5</td><td>20</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td> 76-100</th><td>4/6/15</td><td>28%</td><td> 0</td><td>21</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>4</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td>101-125</th><td>7/6/12</td><td>40%</td><td> 1</td><td>23</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td>126-150</th><td>7/2/16</td><td>32%</td><td> 1</td><td>23</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td>151-175</th><td>5/5/15</td><td>30%</td><td> 2</td><td>23</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td>176-200</th><td>6/5/14</td><td>34%</td><td> 0</td><td>25</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td>201-225</th><td>8/2/14</td><td>36%</td><td> 0</td><td>25</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td>226-250</th><td>8/7/10</td><td>46%</td><td> 0</td><td>25</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><!--
--></table>
<table align='center' cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style='width: 660px; border: 1px solid black;'><!--
--><tr><th>Feat</th><th style='text-align: left;'>Details</th></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Biggest Win</td><!--
--><td><b>5-0</b> vs <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2292256">London Waspz</a> (145 Mini-League)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Heaviest Defeat</td><!--
--><td><b>0-5</b> vs <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2267739">Darkforest Avengers</a> (Ranked)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most Casualties Caused</td><!--
--><td><b>6</b> vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2523124">Pink Foot Panthers</a> (ROFL League)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most Casualties Suffered</td><!--
--><td><b>7</b> vs <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2546833">Azguardians</a>** (ABBA)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most successive wins</td><!--
--><td><b>4</b> (Games 249-252)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most successive defeats</td><!--
--><td><b>7</b> (Games 85 to 91)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Most successive draws</td><!--
--><td><b>2</b> (eight times)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='even'><td style='text-align: center;'>Longest unbeaten streak</td><!--
--><td><b>4</b> games (Games 8 to 11 - a long, long time ago - and 249 to 252)</td></tr><!--
--><tr class='odd'><td style='text-align: center;'>Longest winless streak</td><!--
--><td><b>13</b> games (Games 79 to 91 - includes the successive defeats record)</td></tr><!--
--></table>
<table align='center' style='border: 1px solid black; width: 240px; margin: 0 auto;'><tr><td rowspan='3'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/teams/269605.jpg' style='height:100px; width: 100px;'></td><td rowspan='3'>vs</td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td></tr><tr><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td></tr><tr><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td><td><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/Coach/0.jpg' style='width:33px; height:33px;'></td></tr><tr><td colspan='5' style='text-align:center;'><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=69016">My unenviable head-to-head record</a>.
Are you in there somewhere?</td></tr></table>
<hr>
I'm currently playing in the following leagues: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=5406">Albion Blood Bowl Association</a>, the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6407">Dark Tower Championship</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4262">OBBA</a>, all things <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=3449&show=23128">White Isle</a> and its Stunty <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6294">W.I.L.I.E.S.</a> and am on the staff of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6202">W.I.B.B.L.</a> and am responsible for <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=5865">Really 'Opeless FUMBBLers' League</a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6229">We don't need no steenkin' rerolls</a>.
I did play a season in the <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4167">No Block League</a> and the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=5533">Dauntless Athletic League</a> but these groups seem to have died. That's a shame. I stepped in for someone in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6249">Halobowl</a> but that didn't seem to work out for me, so I left at the end of the seaon. I also played a couple of season in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2922">145 Club</a> mini leagues, but got frustrated by the open round robin format and not being able to track down coaches after they'd lost their first couple of games. Spoilsports! My orcs and goblins are taking a break from <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6084">Which Orcs Go Fasta</a> but are likely to return at a future date - I was just in too many leagues! That's why I only played for a couple of season in the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6340">White Isle Fringe</a> but I's strongly recommend it for it route through to the WIL proper.
<hr>
<b>No proxies? Bah</b>
Direct hosting? Great idea, but my router won't let me host. Well, it will. It just won't let you join the game. Bah (again).</div>
<hr>
<b>Well, I found it amusing ...</b>
[21:28] <foresttim> Russo would foul his Gran friendly or not :)
[21:28] <;@Shades_SteelFist> lol
[21:28] <Boba-WIBBL_Ruler> LOL
[21:30] <;@Emrys> Ah. but Russo's gran would probably have started it
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[21:31] <foresttim> Yeah she 's dirty too :)
[21:31] <;@Emrys> (randompuppet will be thinking he's just missed a saucy exchange)
[21:31] *** randompuppet quit (Quit: HydraIRC -> [url=http://www.hydrairc.com/]http://www.hydrairc.com[/url] <- Now with extra fish!)
[21:32] <;@Emrys> Told you
[21:33] <foresttim> Hehe we scared him off
[21:34] <;@Shades_SteelFist> lol
<hr><div style='font-size:0.8em;'>* Ok, ok. So one of the wins was a forfeit. So what? We still got the points!
** Watch the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2546833">replay</a> if you want to learn how to play like a complete and utter #### in a league environment</div>