I tend to say "My DP is for protection, like a condom". Then when I foul on the first turn and am questioned I say "What good is a condom if I don't use it until I hear a splat?" ~Meech.

I'm saving it here cuz it made me laf :D


Fouling? Part of the game.
Stalling? A good idea, if you can get away with it.
Crowdpushing? At leisure.
Sneak Star hiring? No, thanks.


On cherrypicking:

<JanMattys> hi
<Garaygos> lo
<JanMattys> Your Halflings vs my Dwarfs?
<JanMattys> I get 3 handis, but TS is the same. It's all that counts
<Garaygos> i am newb
<JanMattys> I am too, dont worry
<JanMattys> I suck
<Garaygos> can I buy a tree?
<JanMattys> buy a tree?
<JanMattys> come on...
<Garaygos> for the team
<JanMattys> You can't tweak roster after you put the team on GF u know
<JanMattys> I could report you for that
<Garaygos> oh i didn't know, I just have these 250k I didn't know where to spend
<JanMattys> 250k?
<JanMattys> I think the best thing you can do is to keep them.
<Garaygos> yeah I got some guys and some cheerleaders
<JanMattys> You never know
<Garaygos> yeah my guys look weaklish so I thought keep some cash to buy some more later
<JanMattys> good idea
<JanMattys> I also have Khemri if you prefer, but they are a bit low so I might hire Ramtut to even things out... only 2 handis in your favor, u know
<Garaygos> what is hands?
<JanMattys> handicaps
<JanMattys> Come on, I have no time to explain, either play or not.
<JanMattys> it's not really that important. You will learn the basic rules while we play.
<Garaygos> okay :)

(despite being doubtful that anyone bothered to read the above, I will just clarify that the conversation was had fully in jest)