Have been playing Blood Bowl since -96, although I had a five year break due to numerous reasons.

Like to play real BloodBowl where you have to accept cas and be ready to play ANY team. (dodging games vs Prinz is TOTALLY Acceptable though!)

The worst thing here on Fumbbl is people who don´t understand what BB is all about. (It´s about Blocking, moving, blitzing, fouling, killing, passing, scoring TD:s and all other things that you can do in the game.) Those people are often very big whiners and keeps on complaining during the games.

The second worst thing is people who only choose easy games for their teams so they won´t get hurt.... It´s quite easy to have a good team when you are such a coward.

If you can´t show good sportmanship you have nothing to do playing against others.

Luck is something you have to deserve. If you don´t have any, you haven´t deserved it!
So if you lose, don´t start whining about luck this and luck that....

If you feel like whining: scream, yell, beat up your teddybear, stand on your head, make your hand into a maraccas but vs your opponent you are expected to show good sportmanship no matter what you (or your opponent) are doing to each other's teams. Ofcourse, being happy about your results and some healthy teasing, all in a good mood is only fun. Saying sorry when you hurt someone or have good dicerolls is just pathetic. What is it that you are supposed to be sorry about? That your 200Kg Chaos Warriors in a huge armour with claw happends to kill the goblin he hit? It´s a game with monster vs monster... there are bound to be casaulties. Enjoy the game instead!

Favourite textline in the client:
(1) Apothecary FAILS!

Christer says some wise words on <a href=http://fumbbl.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=7&page=8>fouling</a>

And so noone can complain: "Get the ref" is like early christmas! If I get it I´ll foul the shit out of you, especially in the first half.
If you don´t like it, stay on your feet! ;-)

I usually accept challenge if the TR is in the vicinity. Handicaps are quite boring!
So if you feel like playing, don´t hesitate to make a challenge!

.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=X>X</a>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=8139>CR Graph</a>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=8139>Opponents</a>

<b>My bitches (3+ games and no loss!):</b>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=matches&coach=8139&coach2=22236>Pizzamogul</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=matches&coach=8139&coach2=36959>Ro</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=matches&coach=8139&coach2=24895>Meech</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=matches&coach=8139&coach2=25602>Gammelsmurf</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=matches&coach=8139&coach2=25409>Prinz</a>


ME:
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5212690"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/chaos/beastman.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5404441"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/necromantic/zombie.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4499304"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/orc/blackorc.png"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5403791"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/woodelf/lineman.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5343844"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/chaos/beastman.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5369905"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/necromantic/wight.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4420209"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/woodelf/lineman.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4664852"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/khemri/throwra.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5370232"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/necromantic/zombie.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4855687"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/khemri/skeleton.png "></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5317163"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/highelf/lineman.png "></a>








[08:14] Snappy_Dresser: ah
[08:14] Snappy_Dresser: the raping to end all prison rapings
[08:14] Snappy_Dresser: thank you, Gus38, for sharing this wonderful memory with me
[08:15] Gus38: You are welcome!
[08:16] Gus38: like a hug? ;-)
[08:16] Snappy_Dresser: fuck you
[08:16] Snappy_Dresser: ;)
[08:18] shadow46x2: i especially appreciated the wolf dodging through tz's to get a 1d on a blitzer, and get the ball
[08:18] shadow46x2: that was a particularly dickish move to make :)
[08:20] Gus38: ofcourse, but the only one that would prevent his TD!
[08:23] * Gus38 hugs snappy
[08:23] * Snappy_Dresser fixes Gus38 with an icy glare, and adds a name to the book
[08:23] Snappy_Dresser: :)
[08:24] Gus38: Which name?
[08:24] Snappy_Dresser: and to top of
[08:24] Snappy_Dresser: my one new skill niggles at 16
[08:25] Snappy_Dresser: fuck when it rains...
[08:25] TheSpoonyBard: \o/
[08:25] Gus38: Sorry for laughing....
[08:25] Gus38: ROFL
[08:25] TheSpoonyBard: pwned
[08:25] manbush: ./cheer
[08:25] manbush: hehe
[08:25] TheSpoonyBard: well, as fun as laughing at snappy is, time for me to get some sleep


[09:33] fassa75: hi
[09:33] Gus: hi
[09:33] fassa75: my dwarf vs your we
[09:33] Gus: Out for some cherrypicking?
[09:34] fassa75: ?
[09:35] Gus: Well you are 18 points up in strength and up 42 in rating..... feels like a fair game to you?
[09:35] fassa75: a ok
[09:35] fassa75: sorry
[09:36] Gus: If you atleast had challenged my orcs, then if would´ve been worth considering
[09:38] fassa75: link?
[09:38] fassa75: sorry in game now
[09:39] fassa75: c ya

<Gus> thx for the game
<Prez> cant say its been a fun game
<Prez> beaten by your luck
<Gus> no?
<Gus> LOL
[09:03] Mr_Prezident: dont bother asking again
[09:03] Gus: He deserved it
[09:04] Mr_Prezident: lol..loser
[09:04] Gus: Well...not against you.....

[03:49] Gus: Hi, your Vamps up for a game vs my flings?
[03:50] Astereth: no thanks
[03:50] Gus: lol
[03:51] Astereth: it's the DP, plus two MBs
[03:52] Gus: still lol
[03:53] Astereth: Meh

[03:49] Norcalchurchill: HI
[03:49] Norcalchurchill: want to play my Skaven team?
[03:49] Gus: sure
[03:50] Norcalchurchill: kwel, proxy is labrat
[03:51] Gus: ok
<Gus> thx for the game
<blu> up your
<blu> s
<Gus> what?
[04:40] Gus: What was that?
[04:41] Gus: felt uncalled for
[04:41] Norcalchurchill: you decided to put my entire team on the shelf with cheap shots
[04:41] Norcalchurchill: after playing an unadvertised team
[04:42] Gus: lol, you serious?
[04:42] Gus: They were on gf
[04:44] Gus: If you wanted to play another one of my teams you should have challenged one of them. Sorry that my mindreadingskill isn´t so good....
[04:44] *** Norcalchurchill: No such nick/channel.

<clobba> hi gl & hf
<Gus> hi, gl and let´s have a fun game
<clobba> ahhh now I remember why I stopped [playing lol
<Gus> FLINGPOWER!!!
<clobba> nope double skulls 9 times outta 10 when u reroll double skulls :)
<Gus> and stay out!
<clobba> he will gg its urs...was worried when I saw the 200 foul badge so will be conceding my turn
(Skaven conceding vs flings!)

07:11] Gus: <Gus> A question....
<Gus> Diving Catch?
<funboy420> as in, what is it?
<Gus> No, as in wtf is it doing on a player!
<funboy420> lol
<funboy420> im used to table top...still getting used to the fumbbl stuff
<funboy420> and can be a good hel in some cases
<Gus> Wouldn´t block be way, way better?
<Gus> sidestep?
<funboy420> well, yes and no
<funboy420> i had a nice setup
<funboy420> untill my great catched got killed
<funboy420> i paired up a catcher with dump off with my DC guy
<funboy420> so the dumpoff guy gets hit and the DC guy tries his damndest to get the ball
(Later that game his catcher got a niggle on a Both down result...)

[07:14] Gus: How come certain coaches start chatting but stop as soon as you have fouled them a few times....
[07:15] Ro: cuz he thinks your a bastard for fouling every turn
[07:15] Ro: lol
[07:15] Gus: well...
[07:16] Ro: you asked lol

[05:00] <;@Gus> flings got a game vs DE
[05:00] <;@TheSpoonyBard> poor dark elves...
[05:02] <;@Gus> powerplay from the start!
[05:04] <;@Gus> <idkfa> you know hiring a star after challenging for a match is pretty low
[05:04] <;@Gus> <Gus> not at all...they are flings!
[05:04] <;@Gus> <idkfa> even with flings
[05:04] <;@Gus> <Gus> hardly
[05:05] <;@TheSpoonyBard> lawlz
[05:13] <;@Gus> He is running so I´m throwing flings at him!
[05:13] <;@Gus> quite funny

[04:58] wuhan: 4 vamps is all you can field without eating up too many of your remaining players that haven't been sent off by the ref.

<blu> come on
<blu> stupid ref
<blu> man
<blu> man
<Gus> Wohoo!
<blu> sick
<blu> im done for
<blu> goodby
<Gus> /me dancing
<blu> the team is fired :)
<Gus> you conceding?
<blu> yep
<blu> waste of time by now
<blu> the last hit
<blu> sick
<blu> good hitting
<Gus> FLINGPOWER!
(UD conceding vs flings)

[04:27] Trog-afk: at least i stepped up and played it
[04:27] Gus: hey Trog, you are lying!
[04:28] Trog: lying about what?
[04:28] Gus: Does this look correct to you?
[04:28] Gus: 04:27] Trog-afk: at least i stepped up and played it
[04:30] Trog: erm...yeah it looks familiar?
[04:30] Gus: how can you write if you are afk?
[04:30] Gus: you lier!
[04:30] Trog: ....
[04:30] Gus: :-)

[04:42] wuhan: handicappable people are ok, and normal., just a little gimpy
[04:42] Gus: like Spoony you mean?
[04:42] Mezir: they die just as well when you foul them :)
[04:42] Gus: yes he did
[04:42] TheSpoonyBard: FU
[04:42] Gus: lol

<BillBrasky> who's your daddy?
<Spoony> BILL BRASKY IS THE FATHER OF EVERY KID IN THIS TOWN

<Meech> Well Gravelbeard here is the thing: Say someone told you that you can have a lot of sex, but it was going to be really rough and not a lot of fun, or you could have occasional sex, that may be fun. What would you choose?
A input in the discussion of A vs R...

<Gus> gl and let´s have a fun game
<jkarr> thanks you too
<Gus> thx fans!
<Gus> gp
<jkarr> thanks
<Gus> damn
<jkarr> your a moron for not taking the on field pow
<Gus> why?
<jkarr> ssp
<jkarr> spp
<jkarr> rather
<Gus> Got to give the crowd what they want!
<Gus> You hear that+
<jkarr> hear what?
<Gus> the crowd likes it when they are allowed to join the fun
<jkarr> Oh have emotes off
<jkarr> all I am saying is you already have man advantage and you wasted 2 players to get 1 player off the pitch when he was already knocked over, its a dumb play
<Gus> well...no!
<Gus> better in the long run to get your players of fthe pitch!
<jkarr> really so in the long run spp arent better?
<jkarr> sounds like a plan
<Gus> true, but AV8 without modifiers
<Gus> vs getting rid off your SV....
<Gus> you do know that WINNING is better in the long run.....
<Gus> COWARD!
<Gus> Get back here
<jkarr> you are stalling and call me a coward, thats funny
<Gus> LOL
<Gus> stalling is an acceptable tactic. Show me a staller and I will show you someone who fucked up on defense
<jkarr> wow, way to quote synn
<jkarr> good job
<Gus> yup and he is SO right!
<Gus> or?
<Gus> But it was quite funny that you tried to get me to stop surfing your players....
<jkarr> No I didnt, I really think that is stupid
<jkarr> if you have the chance to POW someone I always take it
<jkarr> if I already have a 2 man advantage
<Gus> well, numeric superiority feels like a way to win games...
<Gus> and as long as you have players on the pitch...you have too many!
X
<Gus> hmm... wait a sec here. You play with a one turner and complain about stalling!?
X
<jkarr> with the original 4 players there, you auto broke armour
<jkarr> you know that right
<Gus> ofcourse
<Gus> but it´s not fair to the ones left out!
<Gus> besides... overkill is always funnier!

<blu> please dont foul anymore
<Gus> why?
<blu> because it hurts my feelings
<Gus> but... That´s what Khemri is all about....

[05:43] Freppa: noone deserves to have a team like he had
[05:43] Freppa: not even santa
(Freppa on AFK´s Skaventeam...)

[00:04] <;@Dreadclaw> Pulled a draw out of my ass!
[00:04] <Gus> nice going Dread!
[00:04] <;@Dreadclaw> Woo for the luck!
[00:05] <Gus> luck?
[00:05] <;@pac> dice, draws ...
[00:05] <;@pac> you have too many things up there ...
[00:05] <Gus> bah, he screwed up
[00:05] <;@Dreadclaw> hehe
[00:06] <;@Dreadclaw> I like stuff in my ass
[00:06] <;@Dreadclaw> ...
[00:06] <;@Dreadclaw> That....was awful even for me

<kingwiththeax> only 90 percent luck, you must feel like Spoony
<kingwiththeax> :D
<Gus> 91 actually...
<kingwiththeax> sorry :(

<Dreadclaw18> Shaftmaster Gus the magnificient, would you please pick my cherry?
<Dreadclaw18> happy now?

<Dreadclaw1> *shudders at the image of boobie condom hatted blue women

<PolarFox1> impressive Gus
<Gus2> thx
<Gus2> atleast I don?t get knocked down by a single elf...
<PolarFox1> damn. Now I am going to get beaten
<PolarFox1> Hey, it happened to be one of the most ferocious elfs I have ever seen!
<pac> \o/
<Gus2> a skilless lino?
<PolarFox1> with nasty pointy teeth

[07:10] <Gus> Hi, your HE up for a game vs my Vamps?
[07:10] <Manz62> maybe
[07:10] <Gus> maybe what?
[07:11] <Manz62> i check your url
[07:12] <Gus> ok, it´s vamps
[07:12] <Gus> weakest team on fumbbl...
[07:12] <Manz62> yea but 2 dirty player
[07:13] <Gus> so?
[07:13] <Gus> You have two blodgers, two MB and AV8 on the whole team
[07:14] <Gus> You cannot possibly be afraid of two DPs...
[07:14] <Manz62> yea im affraid sorry

[01:54] <Kingwiththeax> i felt like Synn on main chat, just sitting there watching myself type

Backfiring when trying to pull a sneaky one from "The right bastard" thread:

[03:46] <Gus> Hi, those darkis up for a game vs my flings?
03:47] <Layla> lol, was bout to ask if your vamps up for my humans
[03:48] <Gus> but you don´t have any humans at all
[03:49] <Layla> really, let me look at my homepage. someone musta deleted them...
[03:49] <Layla> nope, Team Humans still there
[03:50] <Gus> TEAM Humans yes... but they are orcs!
[03:50] <Layla> Never said they werent
[03:50] <Gus> Yes you did
[03:50] <Gus> [03:47] <Layla> lol, was bout to ask if your vamps up for my humans
[03:51] <Layla> exactly
[03:53] <Gus> Since my team isn´t named "vamps" already there you state that you were refering to race not teamname...
[03:56] <Layla> stop whinging
[03:56] *** Layla quit (Quit )

<sKink> The ref spots the foul and bans All changes and typographical corrections from version 3.0 from the rest of the game!

03:35] <Gus> Chewie, I´ll approve of it too if you like
[03:35] <Chewie> Gus, you scare me, so no ta :P

Gus> but nothing to ref about really
<deckerCKY> yea
<Gus> no injury!
<deckerCKY> his feelings were hurt...
<Gus> the refs feelings?
<deckerCKY> Sonny's
<deckerCKY> the thrower
<Gus> then wtf is he doing on the LOS?
<deckerCKY> he hasn't rolled any doubles
<Gus> so he doesn´t have a strong arm...cry cry
<deckerCKY> well...he's the least important player because of that
<deckerCKY> *shrugs*
<Gus> but if i lie down here for a while
<deckerCKY> oh wow
<Gus> CMON YOU P*!
<Gus> CLEAR THE F* PITCH!!!!
<Gus> weak
<deckerCKY> want me to keep fouling?
<Gus> no
<Gus> I want you to move away, give me thee ball and let me win...
<deckerCKY> ok
<deckerCKY> :)
<Gus> and if that´s not acceptable atleast be a man!

<Gus11> "sorry that you are so ridiculous that you care about some pixels in a basement in stockholm!"

[03:03] <;@Meech> I almost asked which one was gus
[03:04] <;@Meech> Then the WE team fouled
[03:04] <;@Meech> \o/

<Trokoshea> I'm just that kind of player that has fun to play ball more than skull crushing and when I feel I was brought in a trap. I'm pissed off. But yes you did it with all the artistic touch possible

From 247/207 to 137/103 in six turns....must be some kind of record!

[00:19] <Dominik> hi
[00:19] <Dominik> orc vs http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=126829 ?
[00:20] <Gus-SMACK> Sorry, don´t have 3-4 hours availible for one game
[00:20] <Dominik> idiot
[00:21] <Gus-SMACK> oh, abusing me, that´s a very good way to get a game!
[00:21] <Dominik> lol gus
[00:21] <Dominik> youre on my blacklist now.
[00:21] <Gus-SMACK> thx!
[00:21] <Dominik> answers to a game offer like yours are not acceptable.
[00:21] <Dominik> yeah, have a bad evening.
[00:21] <Gus-SMACK> y2!
[00:21] *** Dominik quit (Quit )

<Azrahn> destroying peoples teams for no reason makes you no friends
<Azrahn> I'll only be playing you when I'm forced to from now on I'm afraid
<Gus> well, if someone doesn´t wants to be my friend because i kill some players... they are not worth having as friends!

[10:28] <;@Naama> Gus is chatting online even during his sleep :(
[10:28] <;@Naama> disturbing

[16:37] <Azure> you do realize that OT in OCCS is sudden death...so you are stalling out for the sole reason of getting in more fouls, right?
[16:37] <Gus> ofcourse!
[16:37] <Azure> just checking
(While playing Azrahn who laughed about the whole thing!)

[03:03] <;@Manbush> Kids today have it so easy. we never had pedophiles, we had to buy our own fucking candy

http://www.fukung.net/v/7460/pwnt.gif

[23:14] <;@pac> anyway - when Gus gets back tell him he's a genius! :D

Chavo:
Win Percentage by Gus: 39%.
Fouls per game by Gus: 3.82.
Last post by Gus: 110% awesome.