After playing some matches in here its about time to set some guidelines for my play since some BB-players just don’t get it.

1: I am not in the game to win. I’m in the game for those games that are really exciting. The games where your heart pounds very hard in the final phases of the game because it can go either way and it has been a good and equal match so fare.

2: Do not tell me what to do and not. If I want to use my apothecary on a Badly hurt player I have good reason to do it. My apothecary is not there to save my star player. He is there to secure a victory. So if I find that the player is needed for a future touchdown in this drive I will save him.
If I then later get a RIP, you are allowed to yell yippee. I really don’t care, but don’t tell me that I should have saved my Apothecary for this player.
On the same note you should abstain from commenting on my play. Im perfectly aware when I make a blunder and not and if not so much better for you. Hell .. I might even be stooned and making a complete mess of things, but so what. For as long Im having fun.

3: If you stall a game then its all right, if you want to win that much you deserve to win. But don’t expect me to put an effort into the game other than trying to hurt your players as much as possible.

4: If you are one of those players who avoid playing bashing teams with your pointy ears or ratz, because they might get hurt. Then don’t contact me with a play offer. Because if I come up with a other team with the same TR/ST I expect them to play.
To me the game is a challenge in every match if I can win with 3 players against 16 then the victory is so much greater. On the other hand if the team get annihilated … then tuff titty for me.

5: I foul because its fun.

6:The circumstances surrounding Fumbbl has forced me to make a WuZZyPuZZy major and minor league. Why? Because some players think that its all right for them not to play teams with their elves or skavens or something else equally damageable even though the TR/ST rating are within a reasonable difference. These people are apparently so dumb that they don’t get that being picky about who you play is the same as saying to an opponent in chess that you won’t play him unless he plays blindfolded with his hands on his back and fucked up on crack kokain. If you cant win and loose fair and square against anybody within reasonable limits your teams is shit, you are shit, your mommy is shit and you probably got shit for brains or you are just putting to much into the game. We know that if you really could pick you would only play haflings without treemen, but what have you really accompliced then. The answer is shitloads of boring games you only played because you knew your dodging pointyears would have more than a 50/50 chance to win and you even saved your precious wardancer from being hurt … Because apparently you love him like you love your fluffy bonnierabbit. ITS STATS ON A PIECE OF PAPER … WAKE UP AND SMELL THE NAPALM.

The major league (also known as the FluFFyPuFFY Division) is for those playes I’ve asked to play where his/her teams where 10 stronger than mine in TR/ST.

The minor league (also Known as the DoDGyWoDGy Divison) is for those playes I’ve asked to play where his/her teams where between 10 over or under my team in the TR/ST Rating.
To be fair ill put players who denied to play any of my teams where their ST was over 10 stringer and there TR under 10 stronger in the DoDGyWoDGy Divison.

Its my suggestion that if you are a real Blood Bowl player who are willing to play and try to win no matter the odds. Then you check these divisions first to see if your opponent is worthy of a game. If they are here don’t play them. Cause they basically SUCK.
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THE AMAZINGLY NOT SO HARDCORE WuZZyPuZZy-LEAGUEs

DoDGyWoDGy Divison.
1:Coach: Gavva
Team: Slightly Satanic 190/191
My team: Badland Burning Bombers: 190/178
Comment: His excuse was that i had a to low FF(5) His FF (10). Well that might be, but doesnt help him. Its the same shit as being affraid.

2: Coach: Fnegrete
Team: Yogo Junzo´s Army 191/198
My team: Badland Burnning Bombers 210/189
Comment: Well Fnegrete may or may not be excused since my TR was so much bigger. But since his strength was over 10 stronger than mine he is included in this divison and trust me his team was fully capable of both winning and having a good and fun match.

3: Coach: Bumper
Team: Fast Nightmares 203/195
My team: Badland Burning Bombers 207/185
Comment: Would have bought one Black orc before the game and told bumper that. It would have raised my strength but not to over 195.

FluFFyPuFFY Division

Coach: Alibaba
Comment:
Coach: Myrdin challenged Alibaba's skaven with his amazons. He bought a wizard and started the server. Alibaba takes note of this and refuses to connect. Here follows the log:
Quote:
[06:12] <Myrdin> game is up
[06:12] <Alibaba> you could have told that you are buying wizard.. i would have play against you.. but not cos you didnt tell me that
[06:12] <Alibaba> dont bother to wait
[06:12] <Myrdin> err what?
[06:13] <Alibaba> no game
[06:13] <Myrdin> thats against the rules
[06:13] <Alibaba> what?
[06:13] <Myrdin> you cannot decline games if I buy a wizard after accepting
[06:14] <Myrdin> read the rules guidelines, it says so there
[06:14] <Alibaba> A game is considered to have started at the moment the clients connect. At this point you are committed to the game and must play it out. Note that this includes scenarios where your opponent purchased new players after the mutual agreement to play. This rule does not apply if any of the participants connects with a team other than the one the game was agreed on.
[06:14] <Alibaba> game starts when client connect
[06:14] <Alibaba> so game is not started
[06:14] <Myrdin> so, how do you purchase players after its connected?
[06:14] <Alibaba> you dont
[06:14] <Alibaba> its in case i dont see it
[06:15] <Alibaba> if i connect and you have bought some stuff.. or i have bought
[06:15] <Myrdin> well, lets ask admins
[06:15] <Myrdin> I still feel its very bad form on your part
[06:15] <Alibaba> just dont care
[06:16] <Myrdin> I can see that you dont


/Ignatius