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James_Probert
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Important Philosophical point

Yoda: Do or Do not, there is no try

My Opinion on...

Fouling: I will foul to win a game, or to give me an advantage in the game, and am quite prepared for the same in return

Stalling: I will stall to win a game, but I won't always stall for the draw, I'm playing to win after all

Me
Private 'Kick Me' Probert
Me again - First Irrational player to die in FFB!

Some Quotes

Purplegoo: Stop equating being a 'fair' player to having anything to do with fouling. This isn't real life, it's not a sport you play, it's a board game which features six options that your player can choose from in a turn in order to forward your chances of winning. If you ignore one of those six, you're not being pure of heart, you're simply running the hundred meters with your shoelaces tied together.

<Ameranth> i knew a guy who sold bars of soap at cons with a wrapper that said '+3 talisman of charisma'... sadly, the people who needed them the most didnt get the joke

<Russo> I love Dirty Girls
<Russo> they make me so excited
<Russo> I get to do nasty things with them

<;@PurpleChest> No, its not fair. But as its unfair to everyone, and everyone knew it would be this way well in advance, then it actually IS fair.

<DukeTyrion> I haven't washed my brain ... I try to do inside the ears from time to time though

[12:52] <;@BiggieB> well I pity the fool!
[12:52] <;@BiggieB> that is not fooled

[14:36] * PurpleChest sees himself as more a waitrose man
[14:37] <pigstar-69> more like weightrose eh purp ;-D

[14:04] <octopec> heh, yesterday I almost rode my bike into an elephant..Imagine that
[14:04] <octopec> missing, and subsequently hitting, the largest land living mammal :)
[14:04] <PistolPete> Don't tell me it was a 'trunk' road
[14:04] <octopec> no, but I was so ashamed I had to 'tail' it
[14:05] <octopec> I felt like a proper 'dumbo'

[17:54] <pizzamogul> yes, cause once it passes Shadow's event horizon all information is destroyed

win 7/vista issue:
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Fumbbl Badges
Games&nbsp;&nbsp;
Easy! Easy!Has won a game 5-0Vengence is Sweet after our loss in the UI!
Good/Great/Superb/WOWHas won 100/200/500/1000 gamesGreat!
Reverse PickerHas won a game playing up 39TS&nbsp;
Better than AverageHave a 75% win loss record&nbsp;
Pick Pick PickHave a picker and player badge for all R races&nbsp;


Opponents&nbsp;&nbsp;
Giant killerHas beaten a player with 180crDone!
RevengeBeat a player with a 5/0/0 or better VS record&nbsp;
Bow to the MasterHas beaten an AdminBeat Peikko
Now I am the MasterBeat the first active person who beat you 5 times&nbsp;
My Bunny is…Have a 10/0/0 record vs someone&nbsp;

<table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Bashing</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Multiblocker</th><!--
--><td>Has killed two people with a single multiblock</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Equal Opportunity</th><!--
--><td>Has killed one of every race</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Slaughterer</th><!--
--><td>Has killed one of every position – complete grid</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Supernova</th><!--
--><td>Has killed a star player</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Big Bang</th><!--
--><td>Has killed every star</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Early Retirement</th><!--
--><td>Has killed a legend</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Unnecessary Violence</th><!--
--><td>Has killed a player by fouling turn 16</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Suicide Squad</th><!--
--><td>Kill yourself and your opponent by a both down</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Showboating</th><!--
--><td>Injure every opponent player</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Carnage</th><!--
--><td>Kill 5 players in a match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Passing & Intercepting</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Kack Handed Genius</th><!--
--><td>Complete an AG1/2 Longbomb</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Brown Bounce</th><!--
--><td>Score with a bounce pass</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Now You See It</th><!--
--><td>Score with a Dump Off</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>12th Man</th><!--
--><td>Pass into the crowd then score on the same turn</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Plucking Hell</th><!--
--><td>Intercept needing a 10 or more</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Not Again</th><!--
--><td>Intercept three times in one game</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>We can all QB</th><!--
--><td>Get completions with 6 players in a match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Greatest of Ease</th><!--
--><td>Intercept then pass for a TD without moving</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>He’s at the 20 the 10….TD</th><!--
--><td>Score with the ball in your own end zone</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>I Didn’t See It</th><!--
--><td>Passblock to intercept twice in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Fouling</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Relentless</th><!--
--><td>Foul on all 16 turns</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Self control</th><!--
--><td>Get the ref on turn 1 with 2+ Dp then don’t foul</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>REF!!</th><!--
--><td>Have 5 players sent off in the match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>I’ll Show You How</th><!--
--><td>Foul every turn with the highest spp player left</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Paul Hicks</th><!--
--><td>Average 12 fouls a game for 20 games</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Clever Plays</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Pushed On</th><!--
--><td>Score 1 turn TD with an MA 6 player (no blitz)</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Complex</th><!--
--><td>Score with 2 dodge, 2 block, a pass and hand off</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Torn Apart</th><!--
--><td>Surf 4 players in one turn</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Less than One Turn</th><!--
--><td>Score on a blitz kick off result</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Dodgy Play</th><!--
--><td>Score needing to make 8 or more dodges</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Player awards – Single Match</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Larsson</th><!--
--><td>Get a Larsson (cas, comp, int, td)</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Perfect Larsson</th><!--
--><td>Get a perfect Larsson (as above with MVP)</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Frenzy</th><!--
--><td>Cause 5 cas in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Quarterback</th><!--
--><td>Make 5 completions in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>One Turning Scum</th><!--
--><td>Score 5 TD in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Player awards – Lifetime</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Back Story</th><!--
--><td>Have a bio for a player of more than 1000 words</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>I Cannot Die</th><!--
--><td>Get a player with -ma, -st, -ag, -av, n or worse!!</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Superhuman</th><!--
--><td>Get a player with +ma, +st, +ag, spikes</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Ancient</th><!--
--><td>Have a player age on every aging roll</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Passer</th><!--
--><td>Have a player with 100 completions</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Basher</th><!--
--><td>Have a player with 100 casualties</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Finisher</th><!--
--><td>Have a player with 100 TDs</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Interceptor</th><!--
--><td>Have a player with 25 interceptions</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>All Rounder</th><!--
--><td>Have a player with 25cp, 25 cas, 25td, and 5 int</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Transfer King</th><!--
--><td>Have a player that has plays for 3 teams</td><!--
--><td><a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6945183">Here</a></td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Team awards – Single Match</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Teamwork</th><!--
--><td>Every member of the squad gains at least 1spp</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Off the Gas</th><!--
--><td>Be cleared from the pitch but still win</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Shared Around</th><!--
--><td>Score with 5 different players</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Come Back Kings</th><!--
--><td>Win from 2 behind at half time</td><!--
--><td><a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2415828">This match, 3-0 down HT</a></td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Skilled Up</th><!--
--><td>5 or more players gain skill rolls</td><!--
--><td><a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2948882">This match</a></td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Team awards – Lifetime</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Galacticos</th><!--
--><td>Have 5 active legends in a single team</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Tenacious</th><!--
--><td>Recover the team from 6 or less players</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Long Lived/Legends</th><!--
--><td>Play 500/1000 games with one team</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Well Known</th><!--
--><td>In chat and say your team name 5 \o/’s = badge</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Rich</th><!--
--><td>Have a treasury of 500,000gp</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Hard</th><!--
--><td>Have a tr of more than 300</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Bashy</th><!--
--><td>Team cas of more than 1000</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Passy</th><!--
--><td>Team completions of more than 1000</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Scory</th><!--
--><td>Team TDs of more than 1000</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Intercepting Kings</th><!--
--><td>Team Ints of more than 200</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Smack Talk</th><!--
--><th>Make your boast in public!!</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>I Choose You</th><!--
--><td>Nominate a player then kill him in the match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Fixed MVP</th><!--
--><td>State exactly who will score your hat-trick</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>One handed</th><!--
--><td>State you will win 3-0 with no cas against</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Its Mah Ball</th><!--
--><td>State you will clear the pitch</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>High Stakes</th><!--
--><td>Loser retires his team (you must win for badge)</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><!--
--><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Lucky Git</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>1/36</th><!--
--><td>Pow a blodger with the ball, -2db no tackle</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>666</th><!--
--><td>Make a play to score needing three 6’s</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Numerical Advantage</th><!--
--><td>Cas 5 players at a kick off</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>My Fans!!</th><!--
--><td>5+ opponents stunned on pitch invasion yours=0</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Blitzer</th><!--
--><td>Get a 3+ favourable blitzes</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>My Ref</th><!--
--><td>Ref ignores 5 fouls you make with eye on you</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Favourable Bounce</th><!--
--><td>Ball bounces off 3 opposing players onto yours</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Persuasive</th><!--
--><td>Argue the call three times in a row</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Untouchable</th><!--
--><td>Player blocked with 10 dice without falling (1tn)</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Rolling on Up</th><!--
--><td>Play through the game without needing a reroll</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Unlucky Bastard</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Diced</th><!--
--><td>Finish a match (no reloads) with luck under 25%</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Gone Tripping</th><!--
--><td>Fail a GFI to score twice in the same match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Nothing I Can Do</th><!--
--><td>Roll 10 1s or skulls in a row</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>…</th><!--
--><td>Roll 6 skulls on a single block</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>That’s got to hurt</th><!--
--><td>Have a 100sp+ player killed by a rock</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>GET UP!!</th><!--
--><td>Fail 6+ KO rolls in one go</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Saw Bonehead</th><!--
--><td>Fail 3 consecutive apothecaries</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Fractured</th><!--
--><td>Fail 6 consecutive regens</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>NOOOO!!</th><!--
--><td>Kill a AG 5+ player on a failed dodge</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Overpowered</th><!--
--><td>Opponent gets ref t1 and t9 with 3 or more dp</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Crazy Skills</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Big but Graceful</th><!--
--><td>Leap Blitz with a Big Guy for a cas</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>So Uneccessary</th><!--
--><td>5+ players on a team with Diving Catch</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Not Playing That</th><!--
--><td>Have 4 players in a team with claw/rsc</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Changer of Ways</th><!--
--><td>Have a player with 5 mutations</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Overkill</th><!--
--><td>Have a claw/rsc player and choose mighty blow</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>TTM</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Full Belly</th><!--
--><td>Has eaten 10 goblins</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Perfect Fling</th><!--
--><td>Has scored by a TTM directly into the end zone</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Sniper</th><!--
--><td>Has killed a player with a thrown team-mate</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Greet the Fans</th><!--
--><td>Has thrown a team-mate into the crowd</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Bug Your Opponent</th><!--
--><td>Score 3 TTMs in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Very Hard</th><!--
--><th>Your opponent must play normally</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Lone Ranger</th><!--
--><td>Has scored with one player on the pitch</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Major Upset</th><!--
--><td>Has won a major tournament</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Non Contact</th><!--
--><td>Win a game with only you not blocking</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Stuck in the Mud</th><!--
--><td>Win a game making no dodge rolls</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Piggy in the Middle</th><!--
--><td>Win a game passing every turn you have the ball</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Blast em</th><!--
--><td>Kill two players with a single wizard</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Right the First Time</th><!--
--><td>Win 5 consecutive games with no rerolls</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Knocked Down</th><!--
--><td>Win without standing any players up</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Closed Shop</th><!--
--><td>25 games with a team buying no extra players</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Bland is Best</th><!--
--><td>Get a 200ts team using only linemen</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>No 1#</th><!--
--><td>25 games with a team buying no extra players</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Only way is up</th><!--
--><td>Be the worst ranked coach in ranked</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Impossible</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>%100 Complete</th><!--
--><td>Complete everything in this list</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>loody Hard</th><!--
--><td>Complete your Grid</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Divorce worthy</th><!--
--><td>Play 5000 games with one team</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>True Legend</th><!--
--><td>Have an active player with 1000spp</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Divine</th><!--
--><td>Make everyone agree about t16 fouling</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Necromantic</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>He’s Back</th><!--
--><td>Rez a player then kill another with the zombie</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Flesh Gordon</th><!--
--><td>Score a hat trick with a Flesh Golem</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Wight Wash</th><!--
--><td>Get a td, cas and a comp with both wights</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>I Lych it</th><!--
--><td>Surf and score in a single blitz with a wolf</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>GHOOOOOL</th><!--
--><td>Score 2td each with 2 ghouls in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Orc</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Communal Larsson</th><!--
--><td>Have 1 BO score, 1 cas, 1 complete and 1 int</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>AG2 FTW</th><!--
--><td>A Black Orc dodges, picks up and completes</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Deadly Wave</th><!--
--><td>Cause a cas wit!--
--h all four blitzers</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Last Resort</th><!--
--><td>Score 50 Td with a gobbo</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Star Quality</th><!--
--><td>Play a game having hired 5 stars</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Chaos Dwarf</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Bull Dozer</th><!--
--><td>Win 10 games with no Bull Centaurs</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Hob Gob</th><!--
--><td>Get a legend Hobgoblin</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Chucked Up</th><!--
--><td>Have a strong arm, accurate big guy with 20cps</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Block Head</th><!--
--><td>Score two TD’s in 1 game with CD Blockers</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Fire in the Hole</th><!--
--><td>Score a TD with Zzharg Madeye’s Blunderbuss</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Amazon</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Short Handed</th><!--
--><td>20 games vs Dwarves with a winning record</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Pretty as a Picture</th><!--
--><td>Populate your team with hot women pictures</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Strong Woman</th><!--
--><td>Cause 50 Cas with an Amazon</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Reinforcements</th><!--
--><td>Hire Zara and have her kill a Mummy</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Hard Task</th><!--
--><td>Play 20 games at 200+ Ts with a 60% win ratio</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Khemri</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Not Evil</th><!--
--><td>Win 10 games with no mummies</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Slow and Steady</th><!--
--><td>Score with two mummies in a game</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Skelator</th><!--
--><td>Make a Legend Skeleton</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Quick and the Dead</th><!--
--><td>One turn with a Blitz-Ra</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Just Wrong</th><!--
--><td>Retire an AG4 Khemri uninjured on principle</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Goblin</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>REALLY stupid</th><!--
--><td>Fail all boneheads for 3 consecutive turns</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Gobbled Up</th><!--
--><td>Have 3 gobbos eaten in one game</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Final Score</th><!--
--><td>Score with a Hail Mary Diving Catch Combo</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Small but Deadly</th><!--
--><td>Cause 50 cas with a gobbo</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Grab It</th><!--
--><td>Have 5 players with Diving Tackle</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Halfling</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Did that Branch Move?</th><!--
--><td>Kill a player with a rooted Treeman</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Evil Fling</th><!--
--><td>Kill a player on a -3db</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Super Fling</th><!--
--><td>Get 3 Kills with a fling in one game</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Oi Dats My Leg</th><!--
--><td>Make 5 consecutive stunty dodges</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Dirty Beggers</th><!--
--><td>Have a team with 5 or more DP</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Dwarf</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Long Beardy Bomb</th><!--
--><td>Complete a long bomb with a Longbeard</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>So… much… Guard</th><!--
--><td>Put out 11 players with guard for a drive</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Unlikely</th><!--
--><td>1 Turn with a Longbeard</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Honourable Death</th><!--
--><td>Have a TS kill a player using dauntless, then die</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Mustn’t Grumble</th><!--
--><td>Have a team with 50 games but no retirements</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Pro Elf</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Unusual</th><!--
--><td>Get a 300 TR Elf Team</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Clear!</th><!--
--><td>Clear the pitch of an AV9 Team</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Star Player</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Catcher</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Nasty</th><!--
--><td>Field a team with 6 Mighty Blows</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Never Been Done</th><!--
--><td>Win an Elite Smack</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Dark Elf</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Cauldron of Blood</th><!--
--><td>Kill two players in a match with a witch elf</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Stabby</th><!--
--><td>Kill an opponent with Harkans Dagger</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Small Beginnings</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Linesman</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Fratricide</th><!--
--><td>Kill/SI 100 High Elves</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Tackles a Must</th><!--
--><td>Field an all Blodge Team</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>High Elf</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Out of Position</th><!--
--><td>Get 50 Cp with a Dragon Warrior</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Death Star</th><!--
--><td>Hire Prince Morian and get him killed</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Actually Challenging</th><!--
--><td>Make 50 Completions with a PW in 15 Games</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Fight the Good Fight</th><!--
--><td>Kill/SI 100 Dark Elves</td><!--
--><td>High Princes: 10 so far...</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Brutal Elves</th><!--
--><td>Cause 9 casualties in a match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Wood Elf</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Hard and Fast</th><!--
--><td>Cause 50 cas with a Wood Elf Catcher</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Boing Boing</th><!--
--><td>Field 6 Players with Leap</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Score Quickly</th><!--
--><td>Get a Wood Elf to 51spp in 5 games</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Just Another Woodie</th><!--
--><td>Make a Larsson with Jordell</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>5-0 is too easy</th><!--
--><td>Win a game 7-0</td><!--
--><td><a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2570066">that was easy</a></td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Lizard</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Speedy Geckos</th><!--
--><td>Play 25 games with no Sauri and a winning ratio</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>What a Tale</th><!--
--><td>Kill a player because of Prehensile Tail</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Blow Dart</th><!--
--><td>Kill a Str5 + player with a skink</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>5 to Pick up</th><!--
--><td>Score 50 td with a Saurus</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Cold Blooded</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Skink</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Undead</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Smack Talk</th><!--
--><td>Win a smack without the Count</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Bigger Brothers</th><!--
--><td>Kill/SI 3/4 mummies on a Khemri team</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Who Needs Regen</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Ghoul</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Wight On</th><!--
--><td>Get a Wight to 51 Spp in 15 games</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Horde Mentality</th><!--
--><td>Score 3 touchdowns with Zombies in a game</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Skaven</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>No Weaklings</th><!--
--><td>Play 25 games with no GR and a winning record</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Plague Rats</th><!--
--><td>Play 4 rats with foul appearance</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Expendable</th><!--
--><td>Win when suffering 8 casualties</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Mighty Mouse</th><!--
--><td>Get a Str 5 Rat (not ogre)</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>So Fast</th><!--
--><td>Win 6-0 with all four gutters scoring</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Ogres</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Duh</th><!--
--><td>Bonehead 5 ogres in a single turn</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Surprise!!</th><!--
--><td>Win a game with no Ogres</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Pro-phalatic</th><!--
--><td>Give all your Ogres Pro</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Big and Brawny</th><!--
--><td>Cause 50 cas in 10 games</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Lupone Clone</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Goblin</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Vampire</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>The Munchies</th><!--
--><td>Bite 6 thralls in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Dodgy Rule</th><!--
--><td>Score 2 OFAB TDs in one match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Thrall Power</th><!--
--><td>Make a Legend Thrall</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Burn the Rerolls</th><!--
--><td>Play 6 Vamps on the pitch for a game</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Look into my Eyes</th><!--
--><td>Successfully gaze 3 players then score</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Rotters</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Going Nowhere</th><!--
--><td>Tentacle 5 players for a turn with no escape</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Arm and a Leg</th><!--
--><td>Make a Rotter with long legs and extra arms</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Survivable</th><!--
--><td>Give five team members spikes</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Beast Lord</th><!--
--><td>Make a Legend Beastman</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>It’s Lodged Somewhere</th><!--
--><td>Score 10 Tds with your Beast</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Humans</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Star Struck</th><!--
--><td>Hire all the Human stars for a match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Lithe and Speedy</th><!--
--><td>Score 20 TD with a catcher in 10 games</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Blitz!</th><!--
--><td>Score with all four Blitzers</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Vanilla</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Linesman</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Ornery Ogre</th><!--
--><td>Make 15spp for an Ogre in a match</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Norse</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Unexpected</th><!--
--><td>Play 6 Blodge players in a game</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Early Risers</th><!--
--><td>Cause 40 Cas in the first 10 games</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Feign Death</th><!--
--><td>Kill a player jumping up from prone</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Keep Him Alive</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Blitzer</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>First!</th><!--
--><td>Win a Legend Smack</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table><table style='border: 2px solid black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><!--
--><tr style='text-align: center; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: white; background: rgb(0, 0, 0)' valign="top"><!--
--><th>Chaos</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--><th>&nbsp;</th><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Banzai</th><!--
--><td>Play 4 leaping Chaos Warriors</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>Star Foul</th><!--
--><td>Kill a player fouling with Borak</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>Tough Carriers</th><!--
--><td>Only score with CW for 10 games (win. ratio)</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="even" align="center"><!--
--><th>No use Crying</th><!--
--><td>Make 10 teams Retire</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--><tr class="odd" align="center"><!--
--><th>The Number of the Beast</th><!--
--><td>Legend a Minotaur</td><!--
--><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--></tr><!--
--></table>!--
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Quick Stats
Location
Wetherby, United Kingdom
Timezone
Europe/London (UTC+1:00)
Member since
November 25, 2007
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams38
Retired Teams19
Total Record400/175/588
Win Percentage42%
Team Averages
Number of Games20.4
TDs Scored Per Game1.3
TDs Allowed Per Game1.5
Cas. Inflicted Per Game1.8
Cas. Taken Per Game2.7
Won Tournaments
  FUMBBL SMACK Experienced CXXVII