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Meech
Last seen 4 years ago
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For all eternity
[20:09] <PurpleChest> id be storing: <Snappy_Dresser> Purple: you're right



<b> I check Fumbbl from work. If not on IRC I am not available to play. Feel free to PM me and set up a game for after 7:30 EST</b>

<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-camel-sing-humps-song.jpg" border="0" >

I am the equivalent of the "Greatest American Hero" on Fumbbl. I am just waiting for the aliens to deliver my instruction book.

If you didn't read this before hand, SHAME ON YOU. I won't foul to wreck your team, but I will if you just lay there or stall. Luck is luck, I will grumble about my miserable luck or your good luck, or your miserable luck or laugh at my good luck. You get the idea, luck is luck.

Oh yeah, I may hire a star without telling you.

<b>Outside</b>
<b>2</b> Hot as Balls: Roll die greater than a d4 but less than a d8 for each player on the field at the end of a half or after a touchdown is scored. On a roll of 1 the player collapses and may not be set up for the next kick-off.

<b>3</b> Bright as hell!: -1 modifier on all attempts to throw the spheroid.

<b>4-10</b> Nice: Perfect game playing outside.

<b>11</b> Oh snap! It's raining!: A -1 modifier applies to any attempt to catch, intercept, or pick-up the spheroid.

<b>12</b> WTF? SNOW?: Any player attempting to move an extra square (you know, taking it to far) will slip and fall on a roll of 1-2, while the snow means that only quick or short passes can be attempted.

For the Leagues I am in:
I am usually on after 8:30 EST.

<b>Blacklist</b>
Meech for being stupid
Curro, forever, Curro

<b>They said it:</b>
During a game that I continued to foul to remove GR and agi 4 people.
<b><red> you are the most dirti coach the fumbbl</b>
After our game he promptly played a Halfling team and destroyed it.


This is after I outplayed lewdgrip

<Lewdgrip> good bye, lucker ;)
*** Lewdgrip has quit (Quit)
<Meech> lol
<Meech> He got me!
<Meech> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1493447 >http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1493447</a>;
<Meech> No wait
<Meech> I got him

<Meech> Hey there
<Meech> Your Skaven want to play my humans?
<skavenboy> link?
<Meech> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=309831
<skavenboy> I'll pass legendary fouler boy
<Meech> lol
<Meech> legendary?
<Meech> Really?
<skavenboy> yep
<Meech> Sweet!
<skavenboy> as of 1/27
<Meech> NICE!
<skavenboy> did 1000 fouls
<skavenboy> gj
<skavenboy> i won't play you sorry


***
Turn time has expired.
You may select no new players and must end your turn.
***

<blu> what's going on?
<Meech> time limit is up
<blu> what?
<Meech> turn time limit
<blu> what's all this crap?
<Meech> The rule was just installed about 2 weeks ago
<Meech> good news is we can chat about it now all you want
<blu> don't get smart ass with me
<Meech> ?
<Meech> Don't get whine ass with me
<blu> is this obligatory?
<Meech> What?
<blu> lol no man just playing anormal game
<blu> some people have other things to do in between turns
<Meech> in ranked there is a 4 minute time limit
<Meech> You should have said something
<blu> any way to switch this off?
<Meech> I would have held off on my last action until you got back
<blu> like what?
<Meech> not in ranked
<Meech> like "hey, I gotta go crap"
<blu> hmm well some people like to keep their defication rituals to themselves i guess
<blu> oh well go for it. i'll learn from my mistakes
<Meech> I tend to play fast and talk during my opponentes turn
<blu> like i said go for it
<blu> all good
<Meech> hafta end your turn
<blu> if you feel that's fair be my guest
<Meech> I can't do it chief
<Meech> you have to end your turn
<blu> who controls the turn time length and how?
<Meech> ...
<Meech> It is 4 minutes in ranked
<Meech> there is a clock at the top of the applet
<blu> as in 4 minute rule
<Meech> That is the standard BB rule
<blu> but what if you get a phone call or you just have to sort something out?
<blu> can you stop the clock?
<Meech> then you don't play ranked or you let your opponent know
<blu> what you mean let your opponent know?
<Meech> Tell them
<blu> that mean they ahve some control over the clock
<blu> ?
<Meech> No
<Meech> But if I had known I wouldn't have ended my turn
<blu> so what good will telling them do?
<blu> where do you come in to ending my turn?
<Meech> oh
<Meech> Then you are SoL
<Meech> Shit outta luck
<blu> oh man good words for a fat guy. be civil and answer my question

Commercial Corruption
Set players on field.
Press [CTRL][ENTER] when finished.
Or click the turn counter.

<Meech> ?
<blu> where this hostility from when someone is just asking a question to something they haven't encountered so far?
*** Setup end ***

Waiting for Bound in the Black to kick off.

<Meech> didn't know I was being hostile
<blu> i don't normally have people answer with the glib you are shit out of luck to a question that can be answered with a proper answer
<Meech> Ok
<Meech> but the fact remains
<Meech> You are still shit out of luck
<blu> so can you answer my question is all i want to know
<Meech> If you would prefer though
<Meech> I can say "There is nothing you can do about it"
<blu> fair enough if that is a direct translation np
<Meech> it is
<blu> but where do you come in to end my turn?
<Meech> I don't

<Kill-kill> i would upload a pic of me
*** Sionis has joined #Fumbbl
*** Sionis has left #Fumbbl
<Kill-kill> but people would refusing to play me. no one likes beating on a kid :-p
<Synn> actually
<Synn> you would be shocked
<Synn> the concern is the amount of PMs you will get
<Synn> :D
<Meech> lol
<Meech> From Shadow alone
<Synn> you are a dateline special waiting to happen
<Meech> HA!

<EdgeDante> die, malthor!
Block selected.
PUSHBACK
Player pushed to (22, 9)
Block selected.
POW
Move ended for Callisto
Malthor is knocked over.
Player pushed to (21, 10)
MIGHTY BLOW used on injury roll.
(6, 6) + 0, (5, 6) + 1, 6: Malthor has been KILLED!!

<Andy_Alt> My rats
<Andy_Alt> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=lfg
<Meech> vs my vamps?
<Andy_Alt> whoops
<Andy_Alt> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=226115
<Andy_Alt> ya
<Meech> sure
<Andy_Alt> I want to kill Shadow
<Meech> :)
<Andy_Alt> Even if only in pixilated effigy
<Meech> join the club
<Meech> Oh
<Andy_Alt> it would still feel good
<Meech> the player ;)
<Andy_Alt> no
<Andy_Alt> the person
<Andy_Alt> :)

<BowlBot> *** Mostly Clueless 0 vs 3 Romping Pigs ***
<Meech> Moment of silence Prinz has an announcement.
<Ameranth> why does snappy keep typing those blank lines?
*** Lofwyr has quit (Ping timeout)
<Prinz> I played meech for pink slips and lost
<TheSpoonyBard> he's a failure as a human being

<disgruntled Coach I renamed> s*** like this makes me hate this game
<disgruntled Coach I renamed> Can't catch a f***ing break. EVER.
<disgruntled Coach I renamed> Whereas you, f***, EVERYTHING goes your way
<Meech> lol
<Meech> :)
<Meech> Let it all out
<Meech> it's ok
<Meech> :)
<Meech> Call me an a**hole
<Meech> It's what the fans want
(coach dropped)
<Meech> errr

[21:09] <Meech> The new fragrance By Dominik... Regret
[21:09] <SynnLoA> \o/
[21:10] <Meech> It smells like crippled Chaos
[21:10] <SynnLoA> The new fragrance by k2vsate... Violation
[21:10] <Meech> Regert....
[21:10] <Meech> Regret
[21:10] <k2vsate> Synn you love my man scent!
[21:10] *** SynnLoA changed nick to Synn
[21:10] <Dominik> i dont regret participating in a smack. ill do it everytime again.
[21:10] *** Sleepyweasel quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[21:10] <Ro> lol
[21:10] <Meech> Sure it isn't "Poetic Justice"?
[21:10] <Synn> apparently... your "man scent" is all over dominik's team
[21:10] <;@BowlBot> *** Shio's Scourge 2 vs 1 Tower of Zog ***
[21:10] <Meech> or "Ha Ha You had it coming"
[21:10] <k2vsate> What can I say, big load.
[21:10] <Meech> ...
[21:10] <Meech> bio
[21:10] <Synn> pronto

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Quick Stats
Location
Maine, United States
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
September 14, 2005
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams15
Retired Teams54
Total Record460/237/633
Win Percentage43%
Team Averages
Number of Games19.3
TDs Scored Per Game1.2
TDs Allowed Per Game1.5
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.7
Cas. Taken Per Game2.5
Won Tournaments
  FUMBBL SMACK Elite CCXCIX
  FUMBBL SMACK Pro CCLII
  FUMBBL SMACK Veteran XXIX
  FUMBBL SMACK Veteran XXVI
  XFL I Undead
  Speed Freaks XCII Elite