Narlgoth MA4 ST4 AG3 AV7
Skills: Block, Grab, Dirty Player, Dump Off, Very Long Legs, Decay.

I've been a big fan of Blood Bowl since I first discovered the game over 14 years ago! Me and my best friend must have spent countless hours pounding each others' teams into the turf. Sometimes I even remembered to try and score!

My favourite races are Skaven, Goblins and any underdog team (see one of my Hobgoblin teams for just how much of an Underdog I like to be!). I prefer fluff and fun over hardcore competition. This means I'll likely bloat my teams and ignore min/maxing. I have a natural attraction to Stunty Leeg too, as pretty much all the teams there are terrible/challenging to play. I'm also a sucker for odd builds like teams of Linemen, etc. just because it adds that extra bit of character and fun to the game, and for me that's what its really all about!

My uncompetitive attitude means Cherry Picking in Ranked has quickly become tiresome (both having to do it and it being done to me), and although I made a Blackbox team I have yet to go in, being turned off by the constant camp fire tales of Min/Max ClawPOMB monsters lurking in every draw waiting to kill my team!

I always thought I was a reasonably good player until I joined FUMBBL. Then I realised that I'm actually pretty rubbish!

You will most likely find lots of bits of info and back stories to my teams and players if you care to look- part of the fun of BB is developing your teams and their individual character!

With the aim of encouraging others to fluff their teams I have included the links to the places I got my stuff from!

My Team Stat Boxes-


Special thanks to boeufmironton for his awesome Deep One themed Nurgle player pics!

Blood Bowl Odds Calculator (Very Handy!)-
Samba Action Calculator

My W/D/L by Coach

How I Play:



**Communication & Etiquette**
My level of communication varies greatly from day to day, sometimes I will be very talkative in play whilst other times I will be concentrating on the game and much less chatty as a result. I am genuinely a warm and friendly individual, but sometimes when I'm in the zone I tend to ignore that chat box a fair bit!

When I play my friends in League we communicate by Skype as we find the real verbal communication to be much better then typing (where it's easy to misread or misinterpret the words).

I'm against the traditional lazy "GL/GG" rubbish. All my polite pre/post game exchanges will be authentic and meant with full heart behind them. I will thank you for accepting to play me and if I feel that the game was pretty even for both sides (whether I win or lose) I'll certainly agree it was a good game. Be warned though I am also blunt and if I don't think the game was good I won't say so, be prepared for this. I don't like a dicing (on either side) as after a point its just not fun for anyone.

I hate whiners and I hate people who cannot admit to the mistakes they make. I promise you now that you have not had games anywhere near as bad or brutal as I have experienced both here on FUMBBL and in TT format. If I can get my arse diced finer then compost in games like this without paddying and throwing the towel in then you can suck it up and stop bitching about your 2 bad rolls/permed rookie lino.

Sometimes dice happen to your face, you just get over it.

**Fouling**
Be warned I foul. Not often, but it does happen. It has been proven to me recently that CRP Fouling results in a 1 in 3 chance of a send off. This means I Foul very rarely as its just not viable. Besides, I often find due to concentrating on the ball I just don't have time for a good kicking (much to my Goblin's disappointment).

The following things may increase my Foul ratio-

Stalling
Fouling
Losing and Complaining Excessively
Winning and still Complaining
ClawPOMBer on Ground
Being a Bit of a Dick
If I'm playing Halflings

Halflings are so poor AND so cheap Fouling is practically a viable strategy for them, even Goblins who you would imagine are good at fouling aren't as they are usually badly down in numbers due to secret weapons getting sent off! I consider Fling Fouling to be an additional Blitz every turn and if I can take the chance to kick your star killer/scorer with AV7 or less after modification my little guys are going to get the boot in!

Oh and if you stall until your T8/T16 and leave me with one turn to do nothing I will gather as many players around your nearest best player and T16 stamp all over his face without a second thought! If I stall you out to T8/T16 I will be expecting you to do the same to me.

**Stalling**
I detest stalling. Its one of the lamest metagaming strategies in the BB 'verse and very unrealisitic fluff wise; "and he's got the ball free! He's going for the touchdown and... what's he doing?! He's just standing there! It looks like he's letting the clock run on!". When was the last time you heard this at a football or rugby match? Never! HOWEVER I am aware its the done thing here on FUMBBL, so I will stall if it means helping to secure my victory.

I am sadly not able to use IRC so you will have to PM me please!

May Nuffle have mercy on us all! :- D

Other Stuff:

My Biggest Stars
26-30		31-50		51-75		76-175		176+

Hall of Fame
8th Highest Active Rushing Gnoblar Bully, 12th Highest All-Time Rushing Gnoblar Bully

Skull Collection

Teams Beaten Into Retirement

Hired Stars Put 6 Feet Under