Reminder to self:
Skills: 6, 16, 31, 51, 76, 126, 176

Handicaps: 11-25, 26-50, 51- 75, 76-100, 100+

I'm a 32 years univeristy dropout, planning to some day finnish his degree in and becoming a teacher. I live with <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C0wI7ZoEXs0/SZL41aS6BMI/AAAAAAAAAGI/m61ONJRimvo/s320/2009-02-08+15-56-09_0058.jpg">my wife Emma</a> and <a href="http://moaamadeleine.blogg.se/images/2009/dscf8044_48904735.jpg">our son Moses </a>in our newly acquired house just outside of Linköping, in the eastern parts of Sweden.

At the moment I am working fulltime for the social services at a home for teenagers who have nowhere else to go. A very rewarding work, and I am questioning why I have studied to become a teacher, maybe this is the road I should have chosen instead...

Enough about my personal life.

<b>RULE ONE: I ONLY PLAY GAMES AGREED ON IN THE CHAT: I DON'T EVEN ANSWER OTHER WAYS OF COMMUNICATION TO TRY TO AGREE ON GAMES. I.E. SMOKE SINGNALS, PHONE CALLS AND OTHER MESSAGES IS SOMETHING I IGNORE.

RULE TWO: EVERYTHING ALLOWED IS PART OF THE GAME. WHINING THOUGH IS NOT PART OF THE GAME, PLEASE DON'T.</b>

Some pointers as to how I am as an opponent.

Do I foul? Yes, fouling is part of the game, but I don't foul if it isn't necessary or in my view a smart choice. If for instance my opponent are playing an ag4 team and has only 2 players left, it is still sensible to foul them since that is enough to score against me. I wwould not do the same vs an ag2 team for instance.

Do I stall? Yes, stalling is part of the game, but sometimes it makes the game boring and I don't do it if I don't feel like it.

Do I Cherrypick? Yes, how else would I have managed to play more than 1000 games with an amazon team? Sometimes, when it is necessary I cherrypick. But just look at my statistics and some of the choices I've made and you can see that I also allows myself to be cherrypicked. There is nothing more rewarding in this game than beating someone who is cherrypicking you.

Yes I am what some players have labeled a Lucker. I like to play the game on feeling, not so much on tactics. Of course I have tactics, but all tactics are flawed since your opponent doesn't always do what you expect from him. Therefore I like to totally throw caution to the wind from time to time and try the impossible. If you knew how often the impossible actually is possible you might do it too...I am always astounded though when people get angry at me for having luck. Sometimes it work, sometimes it don't, that's the way it is, accept it and go on.

Sometimes people ask me why I do some of my "crazy" moves when I can't make them. The only answer I have to that is that I ALWAYS think I will make my rolls. I also play Warhammer Fantasy Battles and Warhammer 40k in real life and I ALWAYS think I will make ALL of my rolls. Why would I do them otherwise? Therefore I think the random generator in this game is flawed, since it follows statistics, and I am of the strong opinion that statistics have nothing to do with randomness, and definetely not with dice rolls. I simply don't believe in statistics as anything else but as telling me what rolls I have made, it can't tell me what rolls I'm going to make...

Other than that I enjoy a good game and it's not all about winning. I especially like playing Amazons.

Some new information that you might find useful if you are going to play me. First of all, don't take this as an excuse to foul my teams into oblivion. There with that said: If you are ever to chose between taking 5 minute turns or fouling me to death, please go ahead and foul. There is nothing worse than slow opponents. Slow connections and lag I can live with, but those fragging fraggers (thank you Battlestar Galactica for a PC curseword) who think they are sooo smart and so good tacticians because they take long to think before they move I have a surprise for you. It is boring and it makes me want to hurt you, not on the field of Blood Bowl, but in RL. I admit it, I have no patience, this is why I never went for chess, too boring and why my pokerbuddies hate me, I make fast decisions and then I stand by them. Furthermore, even though I don't believe in God, the soul or a Hell, I KNOW that slow players will burn there. The only way to get out of it is to repent, and to do it quickly, not in a slow boring manner.

My list of coaches I don't want to play: (OBS!! VERY VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION. THE OPINIONS ABOUT THESE INDIVIDUALS IS NOTHING BUT EXACTLY THAT, MY PERSONAL OPINION ABOUT THEM. IT IS TOTALLY SUBJECTIVE AND SOMETIMES BORDERLINE ILLEGAL, BUT NOT IMMORAL. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF ON THIS LIST AND FEEL THAT IT IS AN UNCORRECT DESCRIPTION I HAVE GIVEN ABOUT YOU, FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A MESSAGE AND STATE WHICH PART OF MY OPINIONS IS FALSE. I WILL THEN REEVALUATE YOUR PRESCENCE ON THE LIST. I MIGHT EVEN POST YOUR ANSWER TO MY ALLEGATIONS ON THIS LIST IF YOU WANT ME TOO, AFTER ALL, PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO HEAR TWO SIDES OF EVERY STORY. IF YOU WANT THAT PLEASE STATE THAT YOU WANT TO IN YOU MESSAGE TO ME.)

In the spirit of having a good time, my DNP list have been deleted. This have nothing to do with people trying to get me to delete it. I have done this since I think that after a fair time, criminals should be given another chance. They have simply paid of their debts to society, or in this particular example, me. Therefore I have forgiven all sins made against me on the field of Blood Bowl. Please, do not make me angry again, and have a nice life.

<b>My view on the +/- 40 rule</B>
It is a good rule that prevents a-holes from exploiting their fellow coaches. But. I get very tired of those who constantly tells me they wont play me because of big TS difference. Everything within 40 TS is a fair game in my book. I play both up and down in both TS and TR. I have even once been declined a game because of big difference in TS when the difference was 9 points. That is just crazy.

<b>My very worst dice disaster:</B>
(1) <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2369373">Naughty Nurse</a> trips and falls trying to go for it!
SURE FEET skill used.
(1) Naughty Nurse trips and falls trying to go for it!
Move ended for Naughty Nurse
(6, 6) + 0, (6, 6) + 0, 6: Naughty Nurse has been KILLED!!
(1) Apothecary FAILS!

This kind of strange dicerolls aren't all that uncommon for me, oh and another amazon was killed on the very next turn. But sometimes the dice go the other way around, and then I am very pleased...

Anothe example of my inability to go for it. Not as much bad luck, but still...

Select an action for <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2991818">Sally Forth</a>
Normal move selected.
(1) Sally Forth trips and falls trying to go for it!
Team re-roll used.
(1) Sally Forth trips and falls trying to go for it!
Move ended for Sally Forth
(2, 6) + 0, (4, 6) + 0, 6: Sally Forth has been KILLED!!

New Baby Dollz turn ended.

<b>The strangest thing that have happened me in this game</B>

Select an action for Big Bad Bertha
Blitz selected.

Select the two players to block using MULTIPLE BLOCK.

Waiting for opponent to decide to use DUMP OFF.

Select a player for interception attempt.
Hit [CTRL][ENTER] or left click the turn counter to not attempt interception.
Intercept FINAL RESULT: Tavern Wench
TARGET: 9 --- ROLL: 2 + 0 = 2
The ball sails unhindered over the head of Tavern Wench.
QUICK PASS
PASS FINAL RESULT: Yakov Katzenelenbogen
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 3 + 1Qp + -5Tz = -1
Player fumbled direction: 4
Ball moved to ( 21, 7 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Mistress Babe
TARGET: 6 --- ROLL: 3 + 0 = 3
Scatter roll: 2
Ball moved to ( 21, 6 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Big Bad Bertha
TARGET: 6 --- ROLL: 3 + 0 = 3
Scatter roll: 1
Ball moved to ( 20, 5 )
Multiple Block selected.
Dauntless successful. (5+2=7)

New Baby Dollz , Choose a block die.
POW
Kitty Babe is knocked over.
Kool Kat is knocked over.
Player pushed to (-1, -2)
(1, 1) + 0, 0: Kool Kat has been stunned.
<red> ??
<blu> what the hell just happened?
<red> I have no idea
<red> some kind of bug I believe, concerning dump off and multiple block
<blu> yeah maybe
Player pushed to (9, 4)
MIGHTY BLOW used on injury roll.
(5, 3) + 0, (6, 1) + 1, 0: Kitty Babe has been knocked out.
Move ended for Big Bad Bertha

New Baby Dollz turn ended.

I managed to blitz my own player and KO her. Strange indeed and reported to the admins of course.

<b>Players in The Recordopedia Spluttanica</B>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2963022">Candy Babe</a> for Most completions in a debut-match in both the Ranked and the Official Records. She managed to make 6 completions in her debut match.

<b>Quotes</B>
"Give a man 1000k and he'll play for a week.
Show a man how to crowdpush and he'll play for the rest of his life." - Optihut

"It is never too late to lose a game." - Pirrekurr (Yes, I know I'm full of myself, but when you say something good you have to hold on to it)

"FUMBBL: Come for the Blood Bowl - Stay for the whine" - Pac

"did you know, that if the worst thing that happens to you is you roll a bunch of 1's and your computer pixels die then you should consider it a damn good day." -PaulHicks

"Nuffle Sucks!!! " - thesquig

"I consider The New Baby Dollz to be fumbbl's premiere amazon team and it'll take a lot to top them." - Arktoris

"Too few comments for such a fine example of dedication and good sport. Pirrekurr is one of the (few) coaches who only play for fun. That's what makes a game against him always enjoyable." - JanMattys

"Your dedication/abuse is admirable." - Steve

"Pirrekurr is the meaning of awesome!" - Emphasy

"Bloodbowl is a comedy game. Remember that, and you'll give into frustration less often." - Chewie

"um, why is your avatar a lady's boot?" - Snappy_Dresser (to Prasomchai)

"Because I'm a Snappy_Dresser" - Prasomchai (to Snappy_Dresser)

"It's almost embarassing getting slapped around by pirr (Pirrekurr that is), no off meant" - Britnoth

"I'm cheering for New Baby Dollz. Cause their pics are nice." - LicentiousHamster

"I'm Macavity, I make things cool." - Macavity

"the better the player is the more important it is not to keep him when he niggles." - Cloggy

"spend the first few seconds of the turn quickly knocking down a player and surrounding him with 7 assists. select your dp..... then stop. do nothing for the next 3 1/2 minuites. when your opponent types "hello?" reply "shhh. im working out tactics too complicated for your feble mind". in the last few seconds foul him.
repeat for the following 16 turns. write a match report suggesting your opponent is tactical retarded" - paulhicks

"soooooooo... what do we all seem to have our panties in a twist about today?" - paulhicks

"Synn has popcorn. There is luck in blood bowl. Someone needs to fluff Gary Kasparov (guess he's doing pron now.) The Hellfish are buying facebook." - SmilinMatt (as an answer to paulhicks)

"hmm, you are the famous non-cherrypicking zon coach on FUMBBL, right?" - Frankenstein (to me)

"fouling does not make me big tough or clever. it just makes me very very happy" - paulhicks


<b>Legendary teams I have played:</B>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=120700">Doomy Diggers</a> , 7 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=144538">Lavino Fighting Hellfishes</a> , 6 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=47750">Sleeper in Metropolis</a> , 5 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=252269">That stinks!</a> , 4 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=247284">Willys</a> , 4 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=160697">Dark Solution</a> , 4 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=149971">Blood Falcons</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=157684">Buffy Episodes</a>, 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=55826">Inkaprettatori</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=137306">Nandorins</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=70390">Paladins Of Purple</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=139409">startrek.nl</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=99164">Rats Menent</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=244229">Aggressive Asian Avengers</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=491743">Boys in the Hoods</a> , 3 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=130563">Nachtburg Ancients</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=118195">Rhazgul's Judgement</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=140508">Assistens Kirkegaarden</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=121614">Horde of Horca</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=95975">Dig Dug</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=143643">Helena High</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=130741">Divine Assassins</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=163488">Fun with Goats</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=139805">Till Death Do Us Part</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=118814">Lone Stars</a> , 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=297987">Words</a>, 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=297191">Nehekara</a>, 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=65347">Rotten Flesh Is Our Ecstasy</a>, 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=326702">Popes of Mope</a>, 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=539507">Angry Newscasters</a>, 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=477309">Wild saplings</a>, 2 times.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=147484">Weapon Masters</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=28818">Darkie's Dreams</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=69464">Dark Judges</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=68689">Deepwood Junkies</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=133115">Highland Kiwis</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=29086">Avelorn Ballet Company</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=62921">Peokko's special mix</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=238102">Blood Red Dragons</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=256940">Dead Bunnies United</a> , 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=364871">PsychedelicEvolvinUndeadPixels</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=172811">Deep Down And Dirty</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=319987">Hard Woodies</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=306861">Bandola Rahta</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=318057">Tuerats, Tuerats pas</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=459747">Khornes Murder Squad Return</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=252071">Lungentorpedos</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=344793">Springfield Brewing Company</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=306814">Evolution of Undead pixels</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=386576">Folsom Prison Blues</a>, 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=193169">Chainsaw</a> 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=437227">Cloverfield Corpse Carriers</a> 1 time.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=521334">Mass Effect</a> 1 time.

<b>Really Great Themes:</B>
Disclaimer: I have not played aginst all of these teams. I have in fact only played against a few of them, but it's their theme that impresses me. Good work guys.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=125231">Längst bak i vårdkön</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=163200">Starzinger</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=256940">Dead Bunnies United</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=244229">Aggressive Asian Avengers</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=281003">Ultimate Superheroes</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=287367">Communist Party</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=157684">Buffy Episodes</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=300682">Arkham's Most Wanted</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=297888">Reservoir Ogres</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=282333">Fumbbl Awards FTW</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=211261">Moms I'd Like to Foul</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=364871">PsychedelicEvolvinUndeadPixels</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=315995">Smile for me Baby</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=46720">Prince Albert All-Stars</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=365071">Night's Watch Brotherhood</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=312393">Very Dark Elves</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=368163">Fear of Girls</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=147500">Being John Malkovich</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=228846">Swabi Bikini Team</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=125878">Return to NIMH</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=312395">Transformers!</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=244702">United Slavers of Arabia</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=361630">Ultimate Superheroines!</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=584321">Booty Pirate</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=631064">Church Of 'Statham'</a>.

MY OWN FAVOURITE PLAYERS:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3098709">Big Bad Bertha</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=28494513098709">Little Red Riding Hood</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2678793">Blue Star Babe</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1762260">Supermodel</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1524126">Pierced Babe</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7706245">Green Eyed Girl</a>.


MY ALL-TIME FAVOURITE PLAYERS:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5588473">TheSpoonyBard</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1371299">Meuh</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2344709">Enedeny</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3485277">Megumi Okeba</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6184203">Skalator Rider</a>.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7290297">Zombie</a>.

FUNNY STUFF:
<Pirrekurr> hi
<???> hi
<Pirrekurr> my zons vs your elfs?
<Pirrekurr> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=150567
<???> no thanks
<Pirrekurr> ok, np
<Pirrekurr> my zons vs your dwarfs?
<???> no thanks
<Pirrekurr> ok, have a nice day
<???> u2

FUNNY STUFF 2:
<Pirrekurr> hi
<X> hy
<Pirrekurr> my amazons vs your dwarfs?
<Pirrekurr> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=150567
<X> no
<Pirrekurr> ok, np
from the dwarf team bio: "We take all chalanges"

<a href="http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff308/truckerpunx/winnings.gif">Match Winnings Table</a>