45 coaches online • Server time: 19:36
* * * Did you know? There are 415945 active teams in FUMBBL.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Blackbox Teamsgoto Post Secret Stunty Cup IVgoto Post FUMBBL HAIKU'S
Ranzimus
Last seen 42 minutes ago
Ranzimus (24874)
Overall
Star
Overall
Record
71/56/118
Win Percentage
40%
About
I like to play all types of teams and believe TS to be a great indicator of relative err...Team Strength... The handicap system in LRB4 sux. I try to keep them out of the match.

I may refuse to play your Ogre team. The reason is that they are a stupid team and there is no honour in beating them. So the danger of getting your team hurt to win a game where you *should* win, makes it a pretty uninteresting prospect.

I foul when it seems important or if I'm getting the crap fouled out of me or if my opponent stalls. I throw people in the crowd whenever possible and when it seems like a good idea. (does it ever NOT seem like a good idea?) I play to win and to have fun and enjoy some good smack talk. I play to win and have fun, not to destroy your team. I DO throw every block possible though as I like to block. I accept challenges unless you have a big difference in TR/TS, your stats indicate that you like to foul more than try to win or if I've seen you cherry-picking before. On second thought, if you are known to be a picker and you challenge me, I will most likely play you just to remind you to go back to picking.

The reason I hate to challenge people:

Me: Hey there! Do you want a match for your lizards?
Him: Sure!
ME: Gamefinder suggests both my Khemri and Orcs.
Which do you want to fight?
Him: No TY.

MORE Picking:

[14:17] <Ranzimus> hey!
[14:17] <Ranzimus> YOu still looking?
[14:17] <keltic_dragon> depends on what your offering
[14:18] <Ranzimus> I can serve some cherries if need be. :)
[14:18] <Ranzimus> You have lots of teams in gamefinder and your Ghosties and Tzeentch warriors are both around my lizzies.
[14:18] <keltic_dragon> which you can forget about for a start
[14:19] <Ranzimus> what do you mean
[14:19] <keltic_dragon> i mean I DONT PLAY LIZARDS
[14:19] <Ranzimus> Oh
[14:21] <Ranzimus> What teams DO you play?
[14:24] <Ranzimus> Nevermind. I looked at your profile and you are a serious cherry picker, elfbower and you concede matches. Not a good match for a BLOOD BOWL player like me. Good luck with the picking.
[14:26] <keltic_dragon> you too, MF
[14:26] <Ranzimus> "My Friend" right?


A little too "Woe is me" for my liking:

<red> Hey there! Thanks for the invitation!
<siffmode> hoi
<siffmode> i hope ur players wont tend me so much right now
<siffmode> ur teams better than mine
<red> My team is ok but you have more TS, more skills and more reliability. :)
<siffmode> my guys are very nice
<siffmode> they wont hurt any opponents
<red> glad to hear it!
<red> lol
<red> Are you still here?
<siffmode> i ah ve forgotten how to play
<siffmode> sorry
<siffmode> cant break armor 8
<siffmode> dammmmmmmmmmmm
<red> :evil grin:
<siffmode> bla
<siffmode> game over
<red> maybe...
<siffmode> if it starts toi run realy ba it never stops
<siffmode> i know my "luck"
<siffmode> theres no luck
<siffmode> how i hate it
<siffmode> team is not impriving black orcs suck like hell
<red> Black orcs are tough to develop. I play Orcs a lot and I love them.
<siffmode> u wouldnt love my
<siffmode> 5 games 4 skills
<red> One of my orc teams started slowly but is building nicely
<red> I just couldn't win with them. I thinkit is turingin around
<siffmode> i got no fucking chance
<red> tie game = "fucking chance" lol I've seen crazy shyte happen
<siffmode> u will score
<red> I hope so. :)
<red> oh well
<siffmode> is it too much to hope of getting an player out once?
<red> At least you haven't rolled double skulls twice like me. :)
<siffmode> no u are not talking?
<red> ?
<siffmode> mino??????????
<siffmode> all my blood on the pitch
<siffmode> not even one ko whole game
<siffmode> u dont screw!
<siffmode> only in the first 2 turns
<siffmode> easy
<red> Ho noes!!! You knocked out my minotaur witha single dice block!!?!?!?!?!? Nuffle hates me.
<siffmode> hahha
<red> I'm willing to call it a draw since you seem so upset by the dice
<siffmode> wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
<red> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<siffmode> had to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<red> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
<siffmode> no action
<siffmode> whole game
<red> cheers!
<siffmode> crap
Quick Stats
Location
Upstate NY 15 mi East of Albany, United States
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
October 5, 2007
Game Statistics
Coach Rating1458
Coach Standing675
Ranked Games Played245
Active Teams34
Retired Teams215
Total Record386/182/301
Win Percentage55%
Team Averages
Number of Games3.5
TDs Scored Per Game1.3
TDs Allowed Per Game1
Cas. Inflicted Per Game1.9
Cas. Taken Per Game1.8
Won Tournaments