Eastern Time Zone -- Virginia

The early years:
Ray Gitzkey was found foraging in a cabbage patch many years ago by a band of rouge Orks, who sold him into a life of hard labor working the Trans-Lantic Ore mine in the wastelands. The work made his muscles strong but the mental abuse made his mind feeble. He was sold again to Curly Slambeau who needed players for his Ork Bay Packers. Because of his limited budget, Curly bought most of his players off the black market. He knew conditions at the frozen tundra of SLAMbeau Field were unbearable, so the scourge of society would think him as a demi-god for supplying "three hots and a cot." It wouldn't matter if the three meals were bread and Milwaukee's Beast beer or the cot was made of wood, he would be praised for his kindness. His players would love him.

Playing Days:
Ray was a star Black Orc from 1667 to 1791. He was a basher and a slasher in his playing days for the Ork Bay Packers. His greatest game was when he forgot his pants in a game against the New Orc Giants. What is so great about that? This allowed him date the entire Giant cheerleading squad! His worst game happened when he accidentally tripped over his helmet and fell on OBP's star thrower, Brat Starr. Starr broke his leg and missed the entire 1791 season. This mishap forced Lungbasher into retirement. He would never play again. Word spread like wildfire that he was cursed. No one wanted "the cursed one" playing on their team.

Coaching Days:
Lungbasher has a distinct "beat them til they bleed" attitude. A renegade dwarf team, The Misfits, paid Lungbasher an incredible sum of money to become their coach. Lungs, as he is called, has managed to teach his players his one slogan: Your Ass is CAS! The Misfits led the league in casualties for many seasons, but had few wins. The Misfits disbanded after the commissioner outlawed ogres on Dwaven teams. Trying to regain his softer side, Lungbasher spends his time coaching elves. Softer side?! His outbursts against the BBRC are legendary. He hates the BBRC and knows that they are out to get him! Ever since the BBRC entered the controversial "D6" roll, Lungs has been irrate. The BBRC has restuructured BB from a game of blocking and tackling to a game of chance and luck! Warning: Don't get him started on his views of the BBRC's Kick-Off table!