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Last seen 15 years ago
Overall
Rookie
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Record
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About
my elven name literally translates as 'fat ugly elf' cos i am indeed fat and ugly but an elf through and through.




nothing compares to seeing the ball soar through the air, the light of the mid-day sun glistening on the blood soaked laces as it is snatched from space be the nimble fingers of a expert catcher then...
watching as he gets pounded into a bloody heap by Str4 orc blitzer with tackle, steel capped boots and a thirst for removing arms for fun, all while my gin soaked doc bathes in his own booze fueled vomit leaving the once fleet footed catcher more dead then when he arrived on the operating stretcher...

don't you just love it!!!

and i do, wouldn't be anywhere else...

except maybe asleep cos that is easily my favourite hobby, ever!

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Quick Stats
Location
Grimsby, United Kingdom
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
December 15, 2006
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams9
Retired Teams13
Total Record41/11/38
Win Percentage52%
Team Averages
Number of Games4.1
TDs Scored Per Game1.8
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game3
Cas. Taken Per Game1.6
Won Tournaments