There once was a coach called mouse
Whose ego was large as a house
His head grossly swollen
by many games stolen
through luck that no one could douse
(Longshanks 11/08/2008)


The Harvest Mouse

The harvest mouse is the smallest rodent in Britain and weighs less than a 2 pence coin!

Harvest Mice can be induced to enter shallow torpor by exposure to temperatures below 10C. The ability to enter shallow torpor presumably is an adaptation for conserving energy during periods of stress from food deprivation, water shortage, or cool ambient temperatures.

It has been described as 'ferocious,' 'cannibalistic,' 'not gentle,' and 'nervous,' and it has been reported that it dislikes being handled. In colonies, harvest mice appear rather sedentary.

Rodents as diminutive as the Western Harvest Mouse must be on guard against a host of possible predators including: snakes, owls, and shrikes, and carnivores, such as weasels, skunks, coyotes and even toads will predate on the poor little beasts!

[19:14] <;@Christer> Fantastic mouse
[19:14] <;@harvestmouse> thanks christer :)


I've seen a lot of coaches as player stats on profiles, so if you want to hire the harvestmouse for an unofficial game, here are his stats.

Ma St Ag Av
6 . 2 .3 .6

Skills: dodge; tackle; side step; sprint; sure feet, shadow, diving tackle

An industrious little back field player, that tries harder than his skills would usually permit.

GC 45k per game.

Country hopping headless chicken who is addicted to online blood bowl. I'm pretty much an easy going player, I'm not going to hate you for what you do on the pitch, it's just a game after all. I hate being on bad terms with people, especially if you are an ok guy. I'd rather lose than spend a night thinking on whether I was an arse or not.

I spend an awful lot of time here. I play lots of games usually, spec some and watch lots and lots of replays. I am also a profile studier. I spend lots and lots of time looking at people's profiles, games, stats, retired teams, black lists, blogs etc etc. I will visit regularly to see how you are changing as a player.

I have been playing BB since a young boy (1990) where I used to play 2nd edition, and played a bit in the early GW leagues. Been playing ever since, but with my own rules (which are better and contain 3 balls in the match!) Though sadly prepare me little for the current rule set. Over the last year I've hopefully eradicated most of my major faux pas. Still a lot to learn.

I love games of all sorts, I like gw fantasy games, and love chaos dwarfs! I am a moderator at www.chaosdwarf.com everybody is welcome.........well for a while anyway!

RULES I HATE

Picking up the ball. Is it really that hard to pick up a ball, when there are no players within 10 squares of you?

Dying on bad roll on a gfi. Is this even possible? I've tried up and down my road 15 times, and have never come close to dying!!!


Getting a bit eccletic now, my profile. Anyway on a completely different note; here is my favourite fantasy football player.

http://www.chaosdwarf.com/cd2/index.php?page=4&smartor_mode=album_showpage&pic_id=498