Thank you to Fumbbl, Christer, Angie, and all the mods for the site, and all the coaches on here who have opened my eyes to the wonderful world of Blood Bowl. Also, thanks for showing me that fouling, crowdpushing, stalling, DPs, Rsc/Claw, are all part of the game and should be taken in one's stride.

I play for fun, which will affect my game style and willingness to play. Winning isn't everything to me, but enjoying myself takes priority, hence my irrational and risky moves.

I also like to spectate many, many games here on fumbbl, of all tr/ts and all races.


**** <3 Astarael and Angie for fixing my client when I couldn't spectate games. ****

<hungaryray> hi
<hungaryray> fancy a game
<hungaryray> my chaos dwarfs vs your woodies?
<hungaryray> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=360478
<lethiel> no thnx
<lethiel> you will soon end up on my black list if you continue those stupid requests

<BowlBot> *** A Fling, a Ladder, and a Horse 1 vs 1 A Horse, a Ladder and a Fling ***

<Synn> her tits are sooooo big....
<Synn> other big tittied bitches orbit her

<Lobbo> Just watched a documentary about strange legends. A guy actually drowned in a stippers boobs. Now that would work for me

<Lobbo2> If he gets back the KOs he's got the old CD team boxed set to play with =p

<TheSpoonyBard> no one cherrypicks flings
<TheSpoonyBard> anyone stupid enough to try deserves what they get

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<pizzamogul|HMP> question?
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<Ameranth> my morse code is a little rusty but... whats that folly? did timmy fall down the well?

<DeadRabbit> Dead Rabbits United?

<paulhicks> your client only has 1 foul button???

<unx> well, if underage boys float your boat, sure hungaryray

<Astarael> Spoony was once caught with his pants down. Now he never wears pants. You live and learn

<KingKong> i tried to drown my problems many times, but my wife refuses to take a swim

<TheSpoonyBard> spoony invented the cure for cancer, but doesn't think any of you deserve it

<Synn> type: /msg angie i need to reasign a MVP as detailed in the LRB

* hungaryray goes on the little kid rides
<Astarael> You ride little kids?

<shadow46x2> what?
<shadow46x2> wtf?
<hungaryray> ?!
<shadow46x2> it means what the fubar?

<Astarael> Bombing a country wouldn't get his blitz back :/

* freak_in_a_frock starts campaigning for equal 'non-fouling more than once' rights for trans-sexuals

<JockMcRowdy> who the hell has so much free time that they watch all my games and boo me

<PolarFox> I dont get it. I am like the most funny guy around here and ray doensnt have any quotes said by me in his bio

<Diabl0658> someone swear
<Kaz> On my honor, I will do this.

<Astarael> I have no clothes and slightly moist
<Russo> i'm buck nekkid
<Astarael> Nice to meet you Buck
<Russo> i do have a sheep here tho...

<TheSpoonyBard> better question is, is there ever NOT a need for impromptu cushion humping?
<mistermurphy> There is no such thing as "impromptu" cushion humping.
<mistermurphy> We all know it was premeditated.

<Gromrilram> shake shake shake.... shakeshakeshake... shake your mooobies... shake your mooooooooooobier

<paulhicks> my moobies bring all the boys to the yard... theyre like... its better than yours......

<flynn> his moobies bring me to the yard
<flynn> cuz damn right, they're better than yours

<Snappy_Dresser> it's been a slice
<Snappy_Dresser> stay black y'all
<TheSpoonyBard> errr
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<KingKong> i just got myself my own hungaryray
* hungaryray cheers
<KingKong> he watches prOn all days
* hungaryray cheers some more

<Snappy_Dresser> good to k now you're still around, shadow
<Snappy_Dresser> much like mildew
<shadow46x2> and your lingering virginity
<Snappy_Dresser> saving myself for your manly unwashed member, son

<Astarael> How to say "speeds off in a scooter" in Italian?
* Astarael velocità fuori su uno scooter
* Astarael is now known as Astarael|Scootering
<Astarael|Scootering> XD

<PolarFox> Last week I drank on thursday, friday AND saturday
<PolarFox> you noob one day drinker
* hungaryray drinks 8 days a week
<PolarFox> pfftt.. I drink 365 days a week!

<Astarael> [18:24] <Astarael> !8ball does soerenkepler have a man crush on Synn ?
<Astarael> [18:24] <Nuffle> Astarael: Absolutely!

* Synn grabs angie and throws her into the center of the room
* Synn ties angie up in a unique fashion
<Synn> ok...
<Synn> herre's your chance everyone for a boot party!
<Synn> eh hem
<Synn> by boot party....
<Synn> i meant we were going to discuss our favorite aligator skinned boots
<Synn> in front of you
<Synn> :D

<Snappy_Dresser> you must have been masterbating

<Ace> anyone like fishing?
<Snappy_Dresser> fisting?

<Snappy_Dresser> 40k: an unsatisfying Girlfriend substitute since 1982

<Snappy_Dresser> my gf started dating me b/c of my woodies
<hungaryray> XD
* hungaryray cheers
<Topper28> enough
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<mrNobody> i thought it was cause of your snappy outfits

<Scortch> anyone interested in a game with my rookie humans?.....http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=376720
<Scortch> another rookie or close to it
<TheSpoonyBard> ....
<TheSpoonyBard> cherry sense
<TheSpoonyBard> tingling!

<TheSpoonyBard> bowlbot has bbtime, they need to add spoonytime
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<hungaryray> hehehe
<TheSpoonyBard> angie, any plans for that happening?
<Angie> Hell I can kick you for nothing at all.. think yourself lucky

***** <Dreadclaw> Death be not proud though some have called thee mighty and dreadful thou art not soe *****

<Angie> If Everton get relegated hungaryray gets perma banned :)

<PolarFox> I doubt you will find many vikings from Scandinavia
<PolarFox> they have been replaced by metrosexuals

<pizzamogul> i think i'm gonna gimp up one of those cat photos
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<hungaryray> XD pizza ftw
<liikape> bb lfg
<BowlBot> liikape (151.77): Dwarf 112/111, Skaven 110/108, Orc 109/106, Undead 100/103
<Christer> Proxy's up again
<pizzamogul> leet cats
<BillBrasky> loading with .inc cheesy. If I use .dat it won't stay
<pizzamogul> "i'm in ur servur, randomizin' ur dices"

<pizzamogul|NCBB> you two get more and more wierd everytime i look back in here

<PolarFox> I use women to make me pancakes

<Angie> Have been close to JJ, but never close enough to smell his pits...

<th0r> I accept a challenge and get labeld a cherry picker by the coach
<DCee> that's the cherrypicking equivalent of date line

<Snappy_Dresser> hey spoony
<TheSpoonyBard> werd to ya mutha

<Snappy_Dresser> you also have all the mannish looking women
<mistermurphy> Well. That's why we're all gay. :(

<PolarFox> accompanied with noob factor the team is very broken

<Snappy_Dresser> just remember: you never go commando in another man's fatigues

* Emphasy was kicked by Angie (testing)
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* PurpleChest wishes to dispute that polarfox is the funnies guy around here. As he thinks he can be pretty damn dry, though admittedly you probably need a good grasp of english to 'get me'

<Dreadclaw> I'm pregnant of Hungary Dreadclaw Bedefourth hemingsdale Salmonella the third.

* You were kicked from #Fumbbl by Angie (this is how you do it :))
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* You were kicked from #Fumbbl by Christer (no worries, I'll kick him since Tymless didn't!)
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* You were kicked from #Fumbbl by Tymless (just checking to see if your an admin!)
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* You were kicked from #Fumbbl by Emphasy (hungaryray)

<joshshott> No many would want to probe Ray ;)

<Astarael> I remember late nights, everyone a bit drunk, and wondering how far they could go with command spell

<Astarael> [19:31] <Dwarfy> do you have danishes in your pockets by chance?
<Astarael> Or are you just happy to see them?

<Dreadclaw> It's all fun and games till someone ejaculates an eye out

* Tesifonte slaps SneakyFox with his troll-hide boots
<SneakyFox> you slap me with your boots?

<Dreadclaw> peer...that's that evil guy that keeps disconnecting me

<Hogshine> I had an awesome idea
<Hogshine> You get the normal bloodbowl pitch
<Hogshine> But make a trench just before each endzone
<Hogshine> Going all the way across
<SillySod> ....yes?
<Hogshine> Then each player has a tree in his endzone
<Hogshine> [18:07] <Hogshine> With an unlimited supply of halflings
<SillySod> oh dear
<SillySod> ok
<Hogshine> And there are two tackle/MB werewolves in the middle
<Hogshine> ...
<Hogshine> \o/
<Hogshine> The trees have to try and kill the wolves
<Hogshine> The wolves have to see how many flings they can eat before they get killed
<Hogshine> \o/

<Ulm> "I say, old chap! I do beleive I am going go exhume you through repeated application of my foot to your facial features"

<Zuul> The DeathRoller is more like a cricket pitch roller

<TheSpoonyBard> I track you down and punch you in the groin until you die from it

<PeteW> [21:56] * @spubbbba stuffs $5 bill in PeteW's G-string
<PeteW> [21:56] <@PeteW> :D
<PeteW> [21:56] * PeteW shakes his bootie
<PeteW> [21:57] *** Rijssiej quit (Quit )
<PeteW> [21:57] <@spubbbba> Shame hungaryray is not here to see this