To the tune of Hotel California by The Eagles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqPtz5qN7HM

On the internet highway, there're games to be played
With platform solutions, clever tech guys have made
My friend found a website, that he thought we might like
Soon I was playing and trying to win
I would stay up through the night.

I knew I'd play too much there
I guess you can just tell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be heaven or this could be hell"
All the folk there were friendly, and they showed me the way
There were people on the site forums,
I thought I heard them say

"Welcome, to the Bloodbowl site called Fumbbl
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely place.
Plenty of fun at the Bloodbowl site called Fumbbl
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here"

My mind was too soon addicted, I thought "the game never ends"
When I'm not here I'm playing table-top with my friends
Trav'ling all round the country, neglecting my wife
So how's my life-balance? I'm dancing through life

So then I took a year off,
That gave me some time
And so I played a lot of other games and I found that I liked them fine
But still those voices were calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

"Welcome to the Bloodbowl site called Fumbbl
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely place.
Plenty of fun at the Bloodbowl site called Fumbbl
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here"

Other day' was chatting,
To a Fummbl coach, 'was nice
And he said, "we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
You might call it addiction,
We gather here to play
Distracted with our real lives,
But we just can't stay away"

Next thing I remember, I was
Starting over with orcs
I had to build a team back up to the place it was before
"Welcome back" said my opponent,
"Playing again I see.
You can log off any time you like,
But you will never leave!"