Dis here is yer old pally Coach Dong Skerry, wit a review of yesterdays game. Da Lizardman team Guana Gitchya played its opening match up vs a bunch a pansy tree humpin wuss elfs. It was an awful game fer da green scaly lads, and here's Kroxigor player Mokole Mbembe to give ya his take on da game.

Rooooooaaaaaaaar.

My thoughts exactly. Fer another viewpoint, we's gonna ask poisonous pete da skink ta tell us what he thinks about this firtst game.

We wassssss robbed of the taste of elf flesh. These children of inferior gods may dance their way around the field and score their precious touchdowns, but vengeance will be ours, in the name of the old onesssss.

Dere ya have it. A tough first game fer da guys in green scales, but dey gots a full line up, and dere ready ta hit da pitch hard.

Till next time, dis Coach Dong Skerry, keep yer stick on the ice.