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2009-09-04 14:10:02
42 votes, rating 4.9
42 votes, rating 4.9
Call me... Master!
Surprisingly I found myself at the top of the pile today, being the current #1 rated coach (by CR) on Fumbbl. Let me now explain to you all how this is done.
Step 1: Pick yourself slowly upwards so that you get to, say, the top 10 coaches. This is a process that may take several years, but you just keep at it. Picking is an artform after all.
Step 2: Stop playing R so that your CR remains unchanged.
Step 3: Wait for the coaches whose CR is higher than yours start losing games, so that their CR drops beneath your own.
Step 4: Proclaim yourself the best coach on Fumbbl, as shown by your superior CR.
Step 5: Profit!
Yaaaaay. I'm the greatest! Wee! Bow down before me!
Step 1: Pick yourself slowly upwards so that you get to, say, the top 10 coaches. This is a process that may take several years, but you just keep at it. Picking is an artform after all.
Step 2: Stop playing R so that your CR remains unchanged.
Step 3: Wait for the coaches whose CR is higher than yours start losing games, so that their CR drops beneath your own.
Step 4: Proclaim yourself the best coach on Fumbbl, as shown by your superior CR.
Step 5: Profit!
Yaaaaay. I'm the greatest! Wee! Bow down before me!
Comments
Posted by Reisender on 2009-09-04 15:03:27
Gratz on your achievement. But why do you want me to call you?
Posted by Jasfmpgh on 2009-09-04 15:21:54
I hear that the Top Rated coach actually gets all fumbbl donations added to his bank account, so congrats :)
Posted by Archevol on 2009-09-04 16:08:54
Who are you again? 8p
Gratz mate; looking for a third shot at you, following your two previous lucker wins.
Gratz mate; looking for a third shot at you, following your two previous lucker wins.
Posted by Twonky on 2009-09-04 16:31:10
Bator... just kidding :) congrats
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2009-09-04 17:12:08
CR whore!
Posted by Leijonet on 2009-09-04 18:37:01
Maybe I should say that I actually didn't write this blog to brag (although there is a part of me that is a bit proud), I just found it funny that I got to the top spot by NOT playing games and seeing the guys on top drop down. I won't keep the spot for long but it's fun while it lasts :)
Posted by Dragons on 2009-09-04 19:04:59
You are nr 1
Posted by BiggieB on 2009-09-05 02:52:18
bah another homoerotic joke!
Posted by Balle2000 on 2009-09-05 04:59:16
Mission complete.
Next level: Blackbox.
Next level: Blackbox.
Posted by treborius on 2009-09-05 08:52:53
lier, you're #2
Posted by Leijonet on 2009-09-05 13:36:30
Ah well, easy come easy go :)