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2015-06-28 01:49:42
12 votes, rating 4.3
12 votes, rating 4.3
Blitzers
So this is a bloody game. I like that.
But never have the bodies been piling up this much; apo's failing left right and center, multiple below 100 player turn games. I've been yelling: "WHY won't they stay alive!" more often than normal.
Binging fumbble for a day or two has never been this much fun. A tally from my last 25 or so games (not counting the fodder:D):
Dead
-AV
Dead
Dead
-AG
Niggle 113 game Lineman
Dead
Niggle
-MA
Dead
Dead
-AV
Who the heck would be a blitzer on one of my teams?
But never have the bodies been piling up this much; apo's failing left right and center, multiple below 100 player turn games. I've been yelling: "WHY won't they stay alive!" more often than normal.
Binging fumbble for a day or two has never been this much fun. A tally from my last 25 or so games (not counting the fodder:D):
Dead
-AV
Dead
Dead
-AG
Niggle 113 game Lineman
Dead
Niggle
-MA
Dead
Dead
-AV
Who the heck would be a blitzer on one of my teams?
Comments
Posted by Dunenzed on 2015-06-28 02:35:36
I'll be a blitzer on one of your teams!
Posted by Dunenzed on 2015-06-28 02:36:12
I come with two niggles and plenty of head injuries
Posted by BillBrasky on 2015-06-28 02:51:26
I'll be a pomber Blitzer :D
Posted by Antithesisoftime on 2015-06-28 03:02:04
Have you thought about playing a team with a higher AV than Elf and Human?
I hear dwarves are sturdy
I hear dwarves are sturdy
Posted by BillBrasky on 2015-06-28 03:34:26
He could play dorfs... But then he'd have to turn in his man card, to get a mangina...
Posted by Dunenzed on 2015-06-28 10:03:04
"No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Blitzer Storage"?"
Posted by DrPoods on 2015-06-28 10:30:44
Pick me! PICK ME!!!
Posted by Timetis on 2015-06-28 12:13:35
Haha, thanks guys! I might do some naming :-P
Humies and elfs are my schtick, and after those words from bill I can't switch with a clear conscience. Let's keep on trucking then.
Humies and elfs are my schtick, and after those words from bill I can't switch with a clear conscience. Let's keep on trucking then.
Posted by cdassak on 2015-06-28 13:00:56
Pick me, the best human blitzer in buissiness
Posted by awambawamb on 2015-06-28 13:05:05
I'd be a foul appeareance, disturbing presence, dirty mighty blitzer!
Posted by mrt1212 on 2015-06-28 18:26:12
lol @ dunenzed. Feels that way doesnt it?
Posted by Timetis on 2015-06-28 22:15:59
After a game vs calcium this is the newest recruit: https://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=10684605
Posted by Balle2000 on 2015-06-29 14:43:27
I got 99 problems, but a blitzer aint 1