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jarvis_pants
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2016

2016-04-26 13:56:18
rating 5.3

2015

2015-09-29 13:37:25
rating 4.9

2013

2013-08-22 12:13:26
rating 5.2
2013-06-21 19:04:08
rating 5
2013-03-05 20:55:29
rating 4.7

2012

2012-12-12 17:20:22
rating 4.6
2012-09-12 13:11:13
rating 5.2
2012-05-14 11:12:17
rating 5.3
2012-01-28 11:00:41
rating 4.4

2011

2011-07-02 12:04:55
rating 4.6
2011-07-02 12:04:10
rating 4.2

2009

2009-09-14 10:26:22
rating 4.7
2009-09-14 10:24:01
rating 3.8
2009-04-25 08:45:30
rating 3.4
2009-05-23 09:09:17
15 votes, rating 3.1
Greatest Black[B]ox Undead Rusher/Scorer Leaves in Shame
Such a sad day. Yet another dorf team lines up in the box. These ones are mean and there gunning for blood. After a number of cas our star player Ghastly Ghoul has to take the field due to lack of numbers. After blasting forward the last 7 yards of his career totaling 462 (not bad for av7 no regen)the team conceded in the hope of saving him for a few more matches.

After the match the coach received a letter of resignation from ghastly.

"... i can no longer go on. I signed up for death or glory, glory i have a plenty but still a heros death i await. Unfortunately this team will not allow me the honor. Good bye. Wuss!..."

He will be missed, "greatest all time rushing undead player box", "tied highest scoring undead player box" the rest of the team went out binge drinking and all failed there regens. Retired.

Jarvis.

P.S. nOOb coaches beware apparently if you concede you can lose players, who knew, not me. I do now and i have learnt my lesson the painful way.

P.P.S. Links

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6560001

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=top10&status=all-time&division=10&race=14
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Comments
Posted by CircularLogic on 2009-05-23 09:26:24
Reading rulebook ftw.
Posted by Dhaktokh on 2009-05-23 11:51:46
Ouch, that gotta hurt. The hard way as you wrote. Indeed. Concede ftl!
Posted by BlackBart on 2009-05-23 17:05:03
I've had plenty of players fouled out, but never one too embarrased to play for me.

Sorry to hear about that.