I see what is happening here.
You're face to face with goblins and it's strange
you don't even know how you feel. it's adorable.
well it's nice to see that humans never change.

Open your eyes and lets begin
yes it's really me it's Nobbla, breathe it in!
I know it's a lot, the stunty, the dodge!
when you're staring at a chainsaw.

What can i say except you're welcome.
for the time I ripped out your spine.
Hey it's okay, it's okay you're welcome.
I'm just an ordinary chainsaw-guy.

Hey! who has two thumbs and fouled out the
troll, when you were prone and ko'd? This guy!

When his team cage-stalled and you needed a blitz
yer looking at him tits.

Oh, also, I fouled out his star.
You're welcome!
To make you laugh, and bring you fun.

Also, I carved out his Trees.
You're welcome.
To make those silly flings concede.

So what can I say except
you're welcome.
For the time I killed all those vamps.
There's no need to pray,
it's okay. You're welcome!
It's just the reason why goblins are the champs!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on.
I can explain every goblin phenomenon
The nuffle, the luck, the sass,
That was just Nobbla just kicking some ass.

I killed a treeman,
I buried it's nuts
Sprouted a tree
now you got goblin bombs
What's the lesson what is the take away
Don't double skull when he's on a break-away.

And the records here in my Blood
is a map of the victories I Bowl.
Look where I've been I make everything happen
Look at the mini Saurus just stippity stabbin'

Well anyway let me say
You're welcome!
For the time I fouled out the clawpomber.
Hey, it's okay, it's okay,
you're welcome!
well come to think of it I got caught!

Hey it's your day to say,
you're welcome.
Cause I gonna need this bribe.
I'm going away, away,
You're welcome!
Cause Nobbla can do anything but gloat!

You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!