“As always, Celas' pesky woodies tend to be a little too much for the slightly violent teams that Evil Coach and Necromancer Z tends to use.

The Rotters, looking to capitalize on their good fortune from the previous season, faced a hard lineup with the Wood Elves. Tons of Blodge and not enough Tackle. To make matters worse, group hitman Henenu took a nasty hit and was seriously injured, unable to recover from his nasty wounds. In return, The Manifest Destiny of Rot did... nothing. The first half was simply a pitiful performance from the Rot, showing that they were rusty and still the weakest team of the league. Maybe they were too bigheaded from the last season... or maybe they were distracted by the cheerleaders. In either case, it was a disaster. Group Strongman and SUMT IV Season Cas-Man Andrew Sickson had a dismal performance with no casualties coming from several hits. He better get into shape for the next few matches if he wishes to keep his title from the last season.

Furthermore, the second half saw the Rot finally getting into the Horse's half after the Woodies scored for a 3rd time, but alas, they were stopped at the endzone with some dismal intervention from the Chaos Gods. Not to worry, the 3 casualties inflicted from The Beast, a Rotter and a Beastman brought some soothing for the grevious damage to the pride of the team.

The Rot lost several fans that it had picked up during it's amazing drive during the last season, but have no fear, they'll be back. The Rot had it's warmup, and now it's looking to get mean and even with the rest of the teams for it's shaming.

They may even bring along a friend... who knows?

Z”