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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Handicaps were:

Iron Man - Given to AG5 Leap Block Tackle Mighty Blow Blitzer who then failed his niggle roll and didn't turn up!!!
Morley's - on 3 players, very very effective apart from 2 drives
It Wasn't Me - on MA7 AG5 Leap Block Lineman
Illegal Drugs - +1 Str for his MA8 Witch
Duh, Where Am I? - On my Mighty Blow Guard Blitzer
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Turned out to be a very one sided match. The Handicaps were nice, but then I made 3 Niggling rolls to his none from 1 and his best ball winner with Iron Man was out of the match.

During the game, my opponent told me that he had played about 3 games in the last year and he was indeed very rusty. He was a great sport though and laughed regardless of the insane dice.

And insane the dice were with me causing 5 casualties, 4 of which were done by players without mighty blow, and the one that was done with mighty blow might not have used the +1 modifier anyway. He also had a 6th player MNG on a failed dodge!

The Blood Falcons are certainly not a team to get bad dice against and my opponent had little chance with the luck going my way as well as his rustiness.

The Falcons were able to farm SPP and get advances for the players of their choice pretty much and overall it would not have been a very fun game for Lorgalis but he was a great sport and did not whine. Much respect.
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Despite the insane dice, only the niggling was a real nasty injury. -MA on a Blitzer is tolerable. Anyways, I wish Lorgalis luck in his return to FUMBBL and look forward to a rematch when his team is healthy again and when he has shaken off the dust and cobwebs!”