“The Noble Anarchists of Hoeth were getting mighty jealous of all the attention that those dastardly Terrifying Anarchists were getting with their vicious and sadistic tournament, so they decided to host their own. Thus the Touch Bowl was created. A tournament where no blocking was allowed, just the finer parts of the blood bowl game like running, dodging, passing and catching. Only the Grotty Little Wankers showed up. There must have surely been a mix up with the invitations, as what team could resist the temptation of playing in a tournament without all that icky blocking. Since there were no other teams, play proceeded right to the championship match.

The Noble Anarchist received and were quite suprised to see that the legendary Wankers were only able to field 7 players for the match as several gobbos must have still been mourning the passing of Grot Teef. The Noble Anarchists' first pass was dropped but Goodwilliel quickly grabbed the ball before the Wankers could snatch the loose ball. Goodwilliel then spotted Communa downfield and fired a quick pass that was gently caught. Communa pranced into the endzone to put the Noble Anarchists up one nothing.

The Noble Anarchists proceed to set up for the following kickoff, when some drunk Wankers fan must have been so wasted that he tossed a rock at the Noble Anarchists but instead of hitting its intended target it hit Sorry Git. Surely, the Noble Anarchists will have to ensure that no alcohol is sold at the next Touch Bowl. Not to be put off by their drunk fans, Smelly Git grabbed the kickoff and handed the ball to Worthless Git. Grum Greenteef seeing that the Noble Anarchists didn't respect his strong arm, forced his way to Smelly Git and threw him over the heads of the shocked Anarchists. Worthless Git stumbled for a second, but regained his balance and dashed in for the tieing score.

Solidarithon picked up the kickoff and quickly passed it off to the ever graceful Primitiva. Grum Greenteef seeing Primitiva in the open picked up No-Good Git and threw him towards the ball carrier. Primitva was well aware of No-Good Git's reputation as a rule breaker and dumped the ball off to Solidarithon before he was blitzed by that No-Good Git. Solidarithon passed the ball to Mutualith who sprinted towards the endzone, but tripped over his shoelaces as he was approaching the goal line. Slippery Git then proceeded to amaze the crowd, as he picked up the loose ball and threw a long bomb to Grim Greenteef who was standing at midfield. Grim Greenteef was tempted to mimic Slippery Gits beautiful passing but spent the rest of the half watching the stumbling gobbos for the rest of the half.

The Wankers received in the second half. Grim Greenteef, lobbed the ballcarrying Slippery Git downfield, but Slippery Git found the field a little too slick and fell to the ground coughing up the ball. Equitas picked up the loose ball and passed it off to the quick Primitiva who ran downfield eluding the diving tackles of the goblins. The elves then put on an impressive diplay of passing as the ball went from Primitiva, to Goodwilliel and then finally to Syndicathion who took it in to put the Anarchists up 2 to 1.

Smelly Git failed to pick up the following short kick. Primitiva dashed in and pick up the loose ball admidst the crowd of clutching goblins and flipped the ball to Collectiva who ran it in to give the Anarchists a 3-1 lead.

The Noble Anarchists performed a perfect onside kick which was caught by Syndicathion but after several dropped passes time ran out. The Noble Anarchists fans charged onto the field and celebrated their victory in the first ever Touch Bowl!
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