“Press room for the Cold Stones.

In an attempt to gain some legitamacy, the Coldstone Cold Stones took the pitch against the Noble Anarchists of Hoeth. It was the first time these coaches had ever faced off, and although the Cold Stones had demonstrated some recent success, there was still doubt when facing Legendary Coach Evolve to Anarchism.

"I really gotta hand it to my boys this time. Never have they been in a game surrounded by so many opposing fans." Owner and Head Coach Asperon Thorn commented. 89000 fans, most of which coming to see the Anarchists, is enough to make any team hesitate. "They went out there and just took it right to 'em"

One particularly tense moment was when Anarchist Commmuna was killed after an exceptionally mighty hit, and some biting from Crank BadQuartz. While everyone waited for the Apothecary to take the field, Anarchist fans could be seen grabbing rocks, Bloodweiser Bottles, and snotlings to throw at the vastly outnumbered Dark Elves. The Cold Stones, on the field, drew thier knives and eyed the crowd with caution. Fortunately for both sides, the Hoeth Apothecary was able to do her job, and play resumed (after officials took away all the Cold Stone knives that they somehow snuck onto the field.)

When asked about the number of knockouts,and stuns that were caused at critical moments, Asperon Thorn commented. "There is no truth to the rumors that we concealed poison in our gloves, the officials checked out our hands thoroughly, before the match. Besides, who uses thier hands to block anyway?"

Certainly true, the flying feet first blocks of the Cold Stones is definately something to see, we suggest the Officials check thier boots next time.

"ONE more thing," Asperon Thorn said with conviction. "Let Korhil and his Dragon Ponces know that we are coming for him. We haven't forgotten the last match up, and won't fall for that greased ball trick he pulled on us that game. We are ready for you this time, you can keep running and hiding, but we will find you and your cowardly elves."

Its bewildering that Asperon keeps insisting that Dragon's greased the ball up before kicking it off, but with 3 missed pick up's the Cold Stones did look like a bunch of Sauri, that game.”