“There's always a big crowd when the 'Saws entertain chaos opponents and this was no exception. The fans were rewarded with a thoroughly savage game!

Rumours of a Team Chainsaw party before the night before the game were further fueled by a dozing coach - his side making several errors whilst he napped. On a different day this may have been a draw or even a 'Saws victory so hopefully a rematch is on the horizon.

Death of the day came from crowd favourite Mad Mungie who ensured he'd be talked about for years to come. Having been gorged open by a vicious challenge, he staggered hazily across the pitch. When the apothecary reached Mad Mungie, the orc was so close to death that he thought the apothecary was an opposing player and executed what can only be described as a tackle that would have felled a troll. It is uncertain who died first - the player or the apothecary - as they both lay in a bloody crumpled heap together, but it made the fans roar with approval!

This just in: Team Chainsaw are looking for a new apothecary. Get close to the stars and enjoy a Blood Bowl experience that most fans would die for. Apply at the Razordome.”