“Well, the green ones fought hard, and then they fought hard some more, and then the Ogres came along and they got flung all about the place, but they always landed on their feet and they tried real hard to stop the elves. They didn't stop the elves, but they never stopped trying real hard.

Mint Jelly tried really, really hard, and he got the 'Tried Real Hard MVP' award that Bludweiser hands out to Gobbos after every match. Too bad he got dead from trying so hard.

Toast tried real hard to block that dead elf, and he killed 'em, but he didn't try to do that, it just happened. Both Toast and Biscuit had really good games, cause they broke elves and flung gobbos real good. But Pepper Jelly... well, he tried real hard. He had 3 completions, but at least that many bad, bad, bad throws, and two of them cost the team TDs.”