“The 'Saws faced chaos team Chaosrulez on a disappointingly nice day, so the turnout for the game was relatively low. Still, 'Saws fans massively outnumbered their counterparts in the stands. When Chaosrulez scored quickly at the start of the game, they took out their rage on the ref who would later be found cowering in a locker at half time.

With the interval approaching and the referee looking past any dirty tactics employed by Team Chainsaw, it should have been a different story. However the fouling was inept and the greenskin performance abject.

Knowing that only an inspirational half time team talk could salvage this dismal display, Coach Chainsaw was seen leaving the dugout early and heading for the nearest pub. Team captain Garret the Great spotted his exit, and immediately started directing things on the field. The response was immediate, with the Biffa Butcha smashing down one warrior - saved by the Chaosrulez apothecary - before Big Earz would make the first meaningful contribution of his career by ending the career of another warrior before half time.

With Garret giving out the team talk at the break, the 'Saws players returned with the bit between their teeth and a look of steel in their eyes. In the equalising drive, piles of broken beastmen would be left in the wake of the rampaging orcs, Biffa Butcha's killing of a rookie beastman bringing a huge roar of approval from the crowd.

There was nothing Coach Dakkon or the remaining Chaosrulez players could do to prevent the orc defense overwhelming the outnumbered and inexperienced remaining chaos players. When there was no more casualties, the Chainsaw fans could be seen descending on the referee once more, but with the game fast ending the orcs would take the opportunity to score instead - an act which brought a chorus of boos from the crowd. Still, with 6 casualties inflicted on the opponents, you can bet more fans will show up for the next Chainsaw performance.

Coach Chainsaw was later found crumpled and hungover, lying in a gutter. It was said he murmured, "How much did they lose by?" and passed out before he could be told that the team actually won and won in style. It looks like Garret has a bright coaching career ahead of him!”