“Bob -- Oi! What's this? An exhibition game for the ANARCHIST cup? Alright, let's get started.

Bob -- Who are the teams showing up to show off what this cup is about?

Bob -- Glad you asked me that, Bob. It is the Daggerdale Scions, coached by Sceadeau, versus the Noble Anarchists of Hoeth, coached by none other than the founder of ANARCHIST himself, EvolveToAnarchism, or Evo for short.

Bob -- These teams both have quite a fan base, overfilling the seats in the stadium. Matter of fact, who's this in the booth with us?

Spec1 -- Uh, are you talking to me?

Bob -- Yes, you. Get out of the booth.

Spec2 -- Haha, you have to leave!

Bob -- Uhm, all of you need to get out of here.

Spec1 -- But how am I supposed to see the game? Oh, and are you eatting those?

Bob -- Get off my fries. And I don't care how you see the game, just not from next to me.

Spec2 -- Have anymore burgers? The first one I took from you was a bit tasteless.

Bob -- OH MY! HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS BOB?

Bob -- Er, no, I've been busy trying to keep the fans off my food.

Bob -- You're missing a great one, allow me to recap. The Scions won the toss, and choose to kick the ball. This surprised most everyone watching, until Sceadeau pulled a blitz! out of his hat of tricks, and had the ball before the High Elves ever had a chance. Next, he read the play witha perfect defense, allowing yet another score. A second blitz immediately following caused the score to be 3-0 by the end of the 4th turn of the first half. Bob...are you listening to me? What are you doing to that spectator?

*A spectator is hurled from the booth, causing a massive riot that holds up the game for 3 turns*

Bob -- Bob? Bob? ... Er, well, it's just Bob reporting to you live for this game. My partner seems to have...been swept up in the riots. The High Elves look disappointed as the clock runs out as they are on their way to their first score. With that, the half end...

*KNOCK KNOCK BOOM*

Bob -- What's that? What are you doing? No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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