“One of the most entertaining and violently epic matches ever to involve Coach and Team Chainsaw, it was a spectacle of blood and gore.

The 'Saws kicked first, but it was the Amazons who did the first kicking, immediately fouling and injuring the troll - who regenerated - before dirtily removing Curator from the rest of the game at the expense of the sending off of Zann.

Unhappy at seeing his friend taken out of the match, veteran black orc Murdock ripped into the Very Mean Girls offensive line. His first hit he cast aside the broken body of one girl, his next hit left behind the limp body of another. Coach Mayhemizer, animated on the sidelines, marshalled his girls to foul the rampaging black orc. He was brought down, kicked hard enough to be unable to continue, but the referee was unhappy with it and - much to the disdain of the crowd - sent off the other fouler Thelaia.

Despite the two meanest orcs being off the field, Coach Mayhemizer and his Very Mean Girls found the rest of the half tougher. The referee, somewhat intimidated by the crowd's reaction to the sendings off, declined to do the same for the Chainsaw fouls. That, combined with some hard orc blocking, meant Very Mean Girls finished the half with a solitary lady on the pitch and unable to prevent the opening score.

With 3 seriously injured, 1 hurt, 2 knocked out, and 2 sent off by time the 2nd half began, there was little Mayhemizer could do to prevent Team Chainsaw comfortably winning. However, his team had other ideas as some angry Very Mean Girls players exacted revenge for their 1st half drubbing - the highlight being mean girl Ohlaien injuring two orcs with two consecutive blocks, emulating Murdock's feat from the first half. Despite the strong position of the orcs, the depleted Amazon team nearly turned over the Chainsaw offense and nearly got past the subsequent Chainsaw defense. The 3-0 result was not as comfortable as the 1st half would suggest and, in the end, the orcs were somewhat happy to hear the final whistle, whilst the remaining pumped up Very Mean Girls players collectively sighed.

Despite having taken no part in the match other than lining up for the kick off, Curator would later receive the most valuable player award for Team Chainsaw. Newly minted Coach Chainsaw, who'd won a significant sum of monies from a bet on Curator winning the MVP for this game, denied he had any influence over the officials in charge.

After the game a raffle for an all expenses paid trip to the Ulthuan Invitational VI final took place, and was won by the official in charge of the MVP awards. A grinning Coach Chainsaw - with his arm around the official, himself grinning from ear to ear - commented gleefully that, "There couldn't be a more deserving winner!"”