“Excerpts from Noble Anarchists's Noteworthy News Yearbook:

"Terrified Anarchists??? Who's spreading those vicious rumours? I'm not playing today because of back spasms. You know, the kind you get when you give 150% every game." -Equitas on why he missed this game

"Terrified Anarchists??? That's silly. My shoulder needs some rest. You don't become one of FUMBBL's top passers without your shoulder acting up every once in a while. Too bad it had to be against that macabre team coached by that vicious Lord Shambles. I'd like to teach him a lesson or two." -Libertifil on why he missed the match against the Legion of Death

"Terrified Anarchists??? You bet. You'd have to be nuts to want to play against those guys. Did you see the size of Sqeal? He certainly would want to make me squeal if he ever got a hold of me. But unfortunately I can't play today, because I'm suffering from the flu." -Consensusarion expressing his disappointment about having to miss the match

"Terrified Anarchists??? You've got to be kidding! Didn't you see the way I put my life on the line in order to put us up 1-0. My teamates were dropping like flies, but did you see me go run for the comfort of our bench. No, I toughed it out. And that was one sweet pass that Primitivifil threw. Mind you that wight was all over me, but I still managed to make the catch and put us up 1-0. And no, I didn't deliberately injure myself on the next drive, so as to avoid those vicious wights. That's completely unfounded." -Post game interview with Communitieth

"Terrified Anarchists??? I'll just let my actions speak for themselves." -Halftime comments from Mutuella after he and three other elves nearly stopped the entire Legion of Death

"Bandages! Bandages! I need more bandages!" -Kerrieth upon seeing gallons of blood pouring from poor Syndicata's throat

"What a brave soul! Syndicata saw a chance for us to go for the win, even though I'd told the team to let them score early. We might get a tie that way. But Syndicata thought we could pull out a win even though we were badly outnumbered. And he paid the ultimate price. Your courage will never be forgotten" -Coach Evo at Syndicata's funeral

"I was sure Coah Evo said 'Remove those studs from their cleats. Not replace them.'." -Overheard comments as Doltieth, the Noble Anarchists's equipment manager was putting in new studs in all the Noble Anarchists cleats after their match with the Legion of Death”