“As usual, the apothecary was called in to play before the start of the match to ensure a full strength Chainsaw line up. As usual, the fear of permanent injury seemed to inspire the orcs, who played well and failed little of note.

This was a tough game for Smuk who gave away a silly turnover early on and never quite recovered as a bull and a blocker were removed in the next couple of turns. The chaos dwarves played terribly for the rest of the half, conceding two touchdowns on their drive, as failed blocks and failed pick ups hampered the offense. The 'Saws went on a rampage and racked up 4 touchdowns in the game.

This enraged the remaining bull, Nuakh Stamspeet, who caused a hatrick of injuries late in the game, including sidelining star black orc Murdock for the next game.

Is Gustafo the next super star blitzer for the 'Saws? He joins a rather exclusive list of Chainsaw players to have accomplished the feat. He needs a better name...”