“Excerpts from Noble Anarchists' Noteworthy News Yearbook

"We need to play some recovery matches. So, make sure you issue a challenge to a pansy team, like some wood elves or goblins. On second thought, don't challenge the Wankers. They stink! And I hear they can give you warts. Challenge those soft little Daggerdale Scions. It'll be like playing in the Touch Bowl." -Revolutionarian discussing this weeks plans with Coach Evo

"Consider yourself challenged." -Coach Evo to Sceadeau after the two teams agreed to play a nice friendly game

"We really should wait for Ironroot Thickbark to return from the woods before we start this match." -Goodwillieth

"I have a feeling we'll be playing catch alot today." -Pregame comments from Libertifil to Primitivifil

"The elven cage strikes again." -Libertha after the Noble Anarchists take a 2-1 lead

"Damn you! Hire me an assistant! Or at the very least hire some witch doctor to remove this curse!" -Kerrieth, the Noble Anarchists upon his failed attempts to revive Revolutionarion

"Let's try the deep game." -Primitivifil fearing his shoulder will act up again from all this passing

"Those elves are fast! Let's go back to the elven cage." -Libertifil after the Scions speed thwarts the Anarchists deep game

"I'm telling you, those Scions can't stop our fearsome elven cage." -Libertha upon restoring the Anarchists lead.

"That can't be a good thing." -Kerrieth upon seeing Iroonroot Thickbark snapping a prone Goodwillieth's neck in the dying seconds of the game.

"Do you know of any good witch doctors?" -Equitas turns the table on the reporter during his post match interview”