“Excerpts from the Noble Anarchists' Noteworthy News Yearbook:

"We've got four players who are ready for our next match. Don't you think we should retire this team?" -Kerrieth, the Noble Anarchist apothecary, upon returning from his medical clinic

"Contact the Wankers, I'm sure they wouldn't mind playing us." -Coach Evo responds to Kerrieth

"What am I supposed to do? I won't even have any receivers. Am I supposed to pass the ball to myself?" -Primitivifil during the pregame offensive chalk talk

"7 against 4. I wish I could be out their to even things up and take on Grot Teef." -Equitas, at the beginning of the match, wishing he could help out his badly outnumbered teamates

"Man, that ogre stinks! You should have smelled his body odour. It almost knocked me out." -Libertha upon returning from the coin toss

"I don't care if they outnumber us two to one. I am in the zone. Nobody is going to stop me today." -Communitieth celebrates his opening touchdown

"Did you see the way those grots tried to squirm away from that noxious smelling ogre? He desperately wanted to toss him downfield, but he didn't want to go anywhere near him." -Libertha commenting after the Anarchists score again to make it 2-0

"That should even things up" -Praxarian upon knock out another gobbo to make it 4 on 4.

"They really should wash down that ogre!" -Libertha upon seeing yet another grot fail to squirm away from the ogres grasping paws

"This should make things easier!" -Praxarian upon knocking out another grot to make it 4 elves versus Grot, an ogre and a goblin.

"That was a piece of cake!" -Libertha upon scoring after chasing down the ball after the kickoff to put the Anarchists up 4-0.

"I wish I could be out there to help out my guys." -Equitas upon seeing his two remaining teamates taking on Grot and the ogre all by themselves for the final kickoff”