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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-06-29 07:42:41
Lizardmen TV 1940k
1
20k (-20000)
16000
No change
1/3/1
Inducements: 1 wandering apothecary
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
2
-
1
16
119
6
13
26
-
#7 Lenny Longleg – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#8 Shirlee Crabtree – Dead (RIP)
#9 Percy Pigtail – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#12 Catch 22 – Fractured Arm (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
5
-
1
19
133
-
31
56
-
“Total Access Team! Jack of all trades with skills for all seasons!
Turn 1: Pakka gets passed the ball, is thrown, dodges once, gfi, SCORE! Lizards call for a replay!
Rest of first half: Saurus, upset with the crazy start, rampage, killing a Strength 4 dodging marauder and removing many more from the pitch. Skinks act like idiots and are also removed from the pitch. Shindahl sprints off and plays tag with a rookie marauder on the end zone line; on the third turn of this the marauder gets mad, goes for it twice, chooses a double down result! Shindahl is badly hurt (but patched by Skaven lightning medicine known as Rhed Bhule.) And the marauder is seriously injured!!!! Shindahl has caused a CASUALTY! YES! HE IS A BLOCKING MACHINE! Sceral moves in and nonchalantly picks up the ball, like 1 agility is no problem, scoring on turn 8.
Second half: Shindahl and two other skinks plus the full Saurus roster and Krrronk receive. How hard can it be? Well apparently, letting your skinks get blitzed for no reason is a great way to start and... Shindahl is KOd. The resulting mess ends with Ssska snake eyes a GFI attempt to blitz Pakka, and so the Nuffle blessed goblin scores AGAIN. Shindahl wakes up, livid. But, as per normal, he requires re-rolls to pick up the ball - and there are none left! Pakka flies into the backfield.. but can't get the ball either. The Saurus dominate the center.. Shindahl gets the ball, and flubs the pass. He recovers again! And the only skink in scoring distance plays freaking hot potato and fumbles the ball back into Shindahl's arms. No freaking touchdown.
Total Access Wins! Shrieking Bloodstorm remembers vaguely something about 'protect your sminps... protect your spinks.. PROTECT YOUR FREAKING SKINKS dont send 3 of them to blitz some random marauder in the middle of the enemy!!!!!!!'
Good game Dalfort! Have fun with Total Access!”
Turn 1: Pakka gets passed the ball, is thrown, dodges once, gfi, SCORE! Lizards call for a replay!
Rest of first half: Saurus, upset with the crazy start, rampage, killing a Strength 4 dodging marauder and removing many more from the pitch. Skinks act like idiots and are also removed from the pitch. Shindahl sprints off and plays tag with a rookie marauder on the end zone line; on the third turn of this the marauder gets mad, goes for it twice, chooses a double down result! Shindahl is badly hurt (but patched by Skaven lightning medicine known as Rhed Bhule.) And the marauder is seriously injured!!!! Shindahl has caused a CASUALTY! YES! HE IS A BLOCKING MACHINE! Sceral moves in and nonchalantly picks up the ball, like 1 agility is no problem, scoring on turn 8.
Second half: Shindahl and two other skinks plus the full Saurus roster and Krrronk receive. How hard can it be? Well apparently, letting your skinks get blitzed for no reason is a great way to start and... Shindahl is KOd. The resulting mess ends with Ssska snake eyes a GFI attempt to blitz Pakka, and so the Nuffle blessed goblin scores AGAIN. Shindahl wakes up, livid. But, as per normal, he requires re-rolls to pick up the ball - and there are none left! Pakka flies into the backfield.. but can't get the ball either. The Saurus dominate the center.. Shindahl gets the ball, and flubs the pass. He recovers again! And the only skink in scoring distance plays freaking hot potato and fumbles the ball back into Shindahl's arms. No freaking touchdown.
Total Access Wins! Shrieking Bloodstorm remembers vaguely something about 'protect your sminps... protect your spinks.. PROTECT YOUR FREAKING SKINKS dont send 3 of them to blitz some random marauder in the middle of the enemy!!!!!!!'
Good game Dalfort! Have fun with Total Access!”
Good luck and take care Dalfort. ”