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Zekstalk
#7
Saurus Blocker
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
54
B
504
P
0
F
0
G
65
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
58
Td
6
Mvp
5
GPP
159
XPP
0
SPP
159
Injuries
n, d, m
Skills
Block
Break Tackle
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Kill Count: 12
In game #75, Zekstalk killed skilled Flesh Golem, Klaus Von Stienmacher - the golem had cornered fellow Saurus Ssska against the sideline, while Ssska was carrying the ball!! - and Zekstalk went beserk, first knocking the golems head off and throwing it to the crowd to prevent regen, and then badly hurting a zombie who was shuffling towards Ssska.
In game #100, Zekstalk earned his Stardom by KILLING Alley Bum II, a rookie Thrall from Reflections on Bloodbowl, along with causing 2 other casualties as the Saurrii tried to literally smash their enemies into losing.
In game #104, Zekstalk killed linea punto, a block linemen from the human team prova boa as he smashed the man-thing down into the dirt.
In game #105, Zekstalk softly tapped Carl Lee Hailey IV, a rookie linemen from Samuel L. Jackson, a human team; Carl promptly had a heart attack and died.
Game #109, Zekstalk rampages throughout the match, mostly glaring at the foul Nurgle Warriors, unable to get past their stench. Having watch Krrrronk die at the start of the match, Zekstalk wanted revenge; and finally at the end of the second half, he gets his wish! A chink in the stench lets him KILL rookie Nagma the Ugly, a Nurgle Warrior!
Game #110, Zekstalk knocks over and stomps on the face of Gordon, killing the Marauder with diving tackle, in order to prevent the aggravating novice from covering the ball.
Game #111, Zekstalk gets FREAKING PISSED OFF AT THE STUPID CHAINSAW and KILLS Launy the Lumberjack, after the Looney Goblin removed half Shrieking Bloodstorm from the pitch, including getting Krrrrrronk banned for trying in vain to foul the annoying git. This is after Zekstalk KILLS Back to Backelie, a rookie Goblin from the same Aint That a Kick in the Head goblin team.
Game #121, Zekstalk goes on a rampage, badly hurting 3 wood elves, and killing Hurt II, rookie wardancer of Blue Masochists.
Game #124, Zekstalk piles on poor rookie Typ, a Thrall from Eat Da Brownie, and cleaves the miserable git clean in twain! Why so much rage? Because previously in the same match Zekstalk had smashed into legendary Vampire Jurgen, stopping his breathing; the medic declared him dead, the apothecary agreed.. and only when the Vampire rolled over giggling did they remember that Vampires don't need to breath and he was clearly still alive!
Game #128, Zekstalk blitzes Ugroth Bolgrot, chainsaw wielding orc, in the opening round of Lustrian VI against Bust that Fuzz, killing the maniac before he could wield the death saw even once!
Game #129, Zekstalk crushes super-gobbo Mr White of the chaos dwarves Colourful Character as retaliation for daring to score in the first half of the second round of Lustrian VI!
In game #75, Zekstalk killed skilled Flesh Golem, Klaus Von Stienmacher - the golem had cornered fellow Saurus Ssska against the sideline, while Ssska was carrying the ball!! - and Zekstalk went beserk, first knocking the golems head off and throwing it to the crowd to prevent regen, and then badly hurting a zombie who was shuffling towards Ssska.
In game #100, Zekstalk earned his Stardom by KILLING Alley Bum II, a rookie Thrall from Reflections on Bloodbowl, along with causing 2 other casualties as the Saurrii tried to literally smash their enemies into losing.
In game #104, Zekstalk killed linea punto, a block linemen from the human team prova boa as he smashed the man-thing down into the dirt.
In game #105, Zekstalk softly tapped Carl Lee Hailey IV, a rookie linemen from Samuel L. Jackson, a human team; Carl promptly had a heart attack and died.
Game #109, Zekstalk rampages throughout the match, mostly glaring at the foul Nurgle Warriors, unable to get past their stench. Having watch Krrrronk die at the start of the match, Zekstalk wanted revenge; and finally at the end of the second half, he gets his wish! A chink in the stench lets him KILL rookie Nagma the Ugly, a Nurgle Warrior!
Game #110, Zekstalk knocks over and stomps on the face of Gordon, killing the Marauder with diving tackle, in order to prevent the aggravating novice from covering the ball.
Game #111, Zekstalk gets FREAKING PISSED OFF AT THE STUPID CHAINSAW and KILLS Launy the Lumberjack, after the Looney Goblin removed half Shrieking Bloodstorm from the pitch, including getting Krrrrrronk banned for trying in vain to foul the annoying git. This is after Zekstalk KILLS Back to Backelie, a rookie Goblin from the same Aint That a Kick in the Head goblin team.
Game #121, Zekstalk goes on a rampage, badly hurting 3 wood elves, and killing Hurt II, rookie wardancer of Blue Masochists.
Game #124, Zekstalk piles on poor rookie Typ, a Thrall from Eat Da Brownie, and cleaves the miserable git clean in twain! Why so much rage? Because previously in the same match Zekstalk had smashed into legendary Vampire Jurgen, stopping his breathing; the medic declared him dead, the apothecary agreed.. and only when the Vampire rolled over giggling did they remember that Vampires don't need to breath and he was clearly still alive!
Game #128, Zekstalk blitzes Ugroth Bolgrot, chainsaw wielding orc, in the opening round of Lustrian VI against Bust that Fuzz, killing the maniac before he could wield the death saw even once!
Game #129, Zekstalk crushes super-gobbo Mr White of the chaos dwarves Colourful Character as retaliation for daring to score in the first half of the second round of Lustrian VI!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-06-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-06-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-06-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-06-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-06-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-07-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-19
-
2
-
1
-
8
2012-07-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-28
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-07-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-07-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-31
-
1
-
1
-
5
2012-08-01
-
-
-
3
-
6
2012-08-02
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-08-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-08-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-11
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-08-11
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-08-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-12
-
-
-
2
1
9
2012-08-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-12
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-08-13
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-08-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-16
-
-
-
4
-
8
2012-08-18
-
-
-
3
1
11
2012-08-19
-
-
-
3
1
11
2012-08-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-10
-
-
-
2
1
9
2012-09-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-03
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-08-09
-
-
-
3
-
6