“The goblin team was a bit concerned when they turned up to the match and found out that the stakes they had been preparing were not going to be necessary as the opposing team was just made up of thralls. They blamed this on the coach who should have worked this out based upon the opposing teams name.

It did not matter as the team captain, Dylan Hartley aka super goblin or eye gouger, realised that stakes were just as effective when stuck into thralls. The rest of the team also picked up on this fact and worked hard on causing a huge amount of casualties. The only two who were too stupid to work this tactic out were Jo Marler and Dan Cole. These two idiots actually fell on their own stakes and were both injured. Dan Cole got a stake stuck in him somewhere and Jo Marler had to have one removed from his own heart to save him. Lucky he was not Steve Irwin. ”