“A disappointing match for the Nightmares, plagued with either overconfidence or insecure panic, they sent the ball carrier sprinting into the opposition half, too far out to be protected against the inevitable retaliation. At least FrankenRat was generally too angry to actually do anything. Stuart Little's return to the field was sadly unaccompanied by doing any serious damage, breaking his record of breaking at least one player in every game he plays.

Mrs Frisby took an awful blow to the head and will be sitting out the next match. Chuck E Cheeze, on the other hand, refuses to die and instead enjoys a new lease of life, standing on the front line and fouling whenever he can. We figure the ref is more forgiving of those of us with fractured skulls. With Jerry, our new thrower, starting to remember how to pick up the ball, it looks like Chuck's remaining time with the team may be shortlived...”