“The Warps coach was not overly keen on a match up against Dwarfs and nor were the team. Everyone was out buying lucky charms and extra armour and a few brave goblins helped Shengis sharpen his claw. Whatever prep they took it paid off as the claw sliced two Dwarfs down, a Skaven Lino took out a slayer and the goblins were dodging like their lives depended on it, which it probably did.

The extra grease they added to the Dwarfs boots pre-game also paid off when their runner slipped while trying to make an important dodge which would have sent him towards the end-zone for a score. Srukch then took the opportunity to grab the ball and run. He was still blocked but stayed on his feet and with that last bit of luck dodged out for a winning score. Had the opposing coach recently cussed Nuffle? it seemed like it. ”