“A rough day for the Orcs where they really were not up with their blocking. The little bit of luck they did have got Lisa, the thrower, at a good spot to score but the ghouls had other ideas and took her down.

The second half was tricky for the Orcs but they did make an attempt on a cage break but Robin the Brave, bravely ran away from this trap. Near the end the game Robin ran in for a score but there was still time left for an equaliser and with a Troll and Goblin combo, what could go wrong?

The crowd, wanting to see more violence incited a riot and there was more time to play. This was not to the benefit of Poindexter, the Black Orc, who got his collar bone smashed by Galahad. It ended up not being to the benefit of the Orc team as each of their potential scorers were taken down. With only one thing left in it, the Troll picked up the goblin and the ball but started to think about dinner. He went to eat his team-mate rather than throw him and the little goblin wriggled out of his grasp to be dumped on the floor next to him. The final whistle rang out and it was game over. ”