“That game was an absolute blast. When I saw it was elves, I had a nasty feeling that we were going to be trounced with elfball all day. And so it was, but a combination of my dice being on fire in the first drive and the scorching sun beating down meant there were dead and broken elves everywhere. I got a bit cocky and didn't cage properly, and down Goggles McGee went, in sight of the end zone, and then the elves were away with the ball and started scoring.

Big Stench wasn't stupid once, the Bloaters didn't fall on their arses, and Goggles even threw a pass. And with two new recruits from this game, the Laundrymen go from pustulent strength to strength.

Good chat with jdmickleburgh too - enjoyable to have somebody so sanguine when the dice were being unkind. Like he said, both teams lost this match - a triumph of some sort!”