“If it hadn't been for a beautifully executed pass, we might have held the Krunks to a 1-0 loss, or if we'd been super flukey, a 1-1 draw. Or if we'd had a team of 12 Bloaters and 18 Pestigors, but wishes don't buy horses.

On the bright side, we recruited three rotters in this game but we got all the deaths at the wrong end of the match; Colossal Squid got one kill in the first half, and Vilebrook had two, one from a foul and one from a block, but the softhearted Invertebrutes did nothing at all in the first half. Cheeky Vosgor must have celebrated his TD in the first half too enthusiastically too, which is why we jumped up and down on him until his arms snapped.

Still, if you have to save all the carnage for the end, at least you have carnage!”